This is Chester. He’s about as bored a cat can get.
I’m reading a section of one of my stories that I know is terrible, and I’m using him as a measure of how boring.
I think both you and I would agree.
This story needs re-writing.
In fact, just as I reached the end, I saw some movement.
Is it a mouse, or is it relief?
Reading time over, it’s time for some classical music.
At least I know he likes that!