Don’t we all?
And, then something goes awry, like the telephone rings, someone forgot to tell you something last night, the boss calls and tells you you have thirty minutes after getting in to give a ‘smash it out of the park’ presentation, or a friend or workmate is ringing to give you a heads-up that something awful just happened.
Or, if you can get as far as the bus stop without forgetting something vital that you needed later on, and have to go back home, making you at least an hour late, just the morning you wanted to get in and clear away the cobwebs.
Yes, you can feel it coming, just because everything is going so well…
I had those good intentions.
i was going to work on the last revision of a novel that I’d been putting off for a while and had done all the pre the night before, just to let the ideas run around in my head while I was asleep.
And, yes, those ideas were there while I was in the shower, you know how it is, it’s one of the times when all those great ideas come, and there’s nowhere to write them down, and using a whiteboard marker of the white tiles, well, it just gets washed away.
How would a voice-activated tape recorder do?
Somehow I don’t think I want to listen to myself talking jibberish in the shower, much less the next-door neighbours. It’s unfortunate that builders seem to like the idea of putting bathrooms on the side closest to next door. Thank God they don’t sing in the shower!
Still on track, keeping the mental notes alive, I arrive at my desk.
Just a little online banking to do, answer a few e-mails that I’ve been putting off, got a phone call to remind me the sheets needed extra soap in the washing machine, a post-it note on the keyboard reminding me to use the oldest eggs first, and that I might want to put some fuel in the car if I was intending to go anywhere.
Mental notes slowly dissipating.
It seems I have a technical problem with my Microsoft account and I need to fix it. Word, otherwise loads, but I cannot edit any documents until it is fixed.
Then there’s a warning that hard disk space is running out, and I need to do a cleanup, or the machine wants to do a cleanup.
Can anything else go wrong?
Even rhetorically, I knew I shouldn’t have asked.