Day 196

I don’t remember anything about last night or last week!

When I woke, the sun was streaming through the window.  Odd, I thought, because I had closed the curtains the night before.

While everything looked the same as I’d left it the night before, why did I have a sudden feeling of unease with a shiver going down my spine? 

I could hear the sound of running water coming from within the bathroom. 

I looked sideways and could see that the bedding was turned over like someone had been sleeping on the other side of the bed.  The pillow had a slight dent in it.

Someone had spent the night with me.

I shuddered.  I couldn’t remember anything other than coming home, having a precooked dinner, watching the news, reading for an hour, and then going to bed.

In fact, I could not remember ever bringing a girl home to my flat, simply because I didn’t think she would stay.  It was that bad.

I waited, the water stopped, rustling in the bathroom, and then the door opened.

I didn’t recognise her.  “Who are you?”

Her cheerful expression changed slightly, one of surprise.  “Of course, you know who I am. You’re just playing with me, Robert.  You said you had a wicked sense of humour.”

I was an accountant, and I knew my colleagues considered I was the last person who would have any sort of humour as part of my persona.

Something was awfully wrong because I could not remember anything from the previous night, no matter how hard I tried.

“Be that as it may, let’s just assume for the moment I can’t remember anything.  I suspect I might have uncharacteristically got drunk and now have temporary amnesia.  I’ve heard it can happen.  Please remind me who you are and why you are here?”

“Seriously?”  She sighed. “Alright, you were quite tipsy, I’ll say that.  You were at a party, reluctantly, and your friends, though I have to say they were not very friendly, were plying you with drinks, and I felt I had to rescue you.  You were grateful, we went to another bar briefly, then I brought you home.  You were not well, and I asked you if you wanted me to stay. You agreed, and I did.”

It felt like the truth.  What she described was possible, even probable. It was just that I couldn’t remember.  Would I have asked a random woman up to my flat?  Definitely not, not if I wanted to impress her. I would have asked her to go to a hotel room.

She had a towel around her and was using another to dry her hair.  My imagination went to a place it shouldn’t have, but I still wondered if she was naked under that towel.  I don’t think I was myself.

I’d realised the moment I woke, I was not dressed in my usual pyjamas.  I was trying not to think of the ramifications of that discovery.

“Did I suggest…”

“…we go to a hotel?  Yes.  You said your place was a dump, but I said you had to see my place before you described yours.  It’s far worse than this.  In fact, I find this place quaint, and best of all, your bathroom has hot water.”

OK, so that sounds like me. I was still stuck in the notion I could have gelled with a random woman in a bar, anywhere.  I couldn’t string two words together when it came to talking to Jenny at work, and she was as amazing as the one standing in the bathroom door.

This girl was among the type that wouldn’t give me a second look, let alone a first.  Drunk or sober.

“What day is it?”

“Wednesday.  Why?”

Now she was looking concerned.  Perhaps she had just realised she’d come home with an axe murderer.

And Wednesday?  The last day I remember was a Thursday, the day of the party.  Oh shit!  It was not a day I couldn’t remember. It was a whole week.

She switched from drying her hair to brushing it.  I don’t know why it piqued my interest.  Where did she get the brush from?

“How long have you been here?”

“Just last night.  I stayed because you asked me, very sweetly.  And then promptly threw up, mercifully not over anything.”

“Did we…”

“No.  I’m not that sort of girl.”

“Did I….?”

“Try to seduce me?  No.  You were the perfect gentleman, except for being drunk.”

I shook my head.  “Sorry.”

I tried not to look at her, but she was one of those girls you just notice, and if she walked into a room, even in a hessian sack, all eyes and attention would be on her.

Even with amnesia, there’s no way I would forget her.

“Don’t be.”

Finished brushing her hair, she put the brush down and came over to my side of the bed and sat down. She smiled, brushed a few straying hairs out of my eyes, and said, “You really don’t remember last night, do you?”

I didn’t.  Nor the week before that.  I was surprised the company didn’t call to find out where I was.  Or come looking for me. 

I shook my head.  “No.”

I heard the vibration of my cell phone on the table beside the bed.  She picked up the phone and handed it to me.

“It might be your work.  I’ll just finish up in the bathroom.”

I watched her walk back to the bathroom and close the door behind her.  If my imagination was playing me tricks, she would now disappear.

I brought up the messages.  Only two, one from last Thursday from Mr Graham, head partner, to say the company was sorry to see me go and wished me success in my next venture, and the one that just arrived, a horoscope that said, ‘while one door closes another will open, a friendly face just might not be friendly, so beware.”

Had I really quit my job?  There was absolutely no reason why I would, not after the head of the practice had said that if I put my head down, I could expect an invitation to become a partner in the new year.

Now I knew something was terribly wrong.

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©  Charles Heath  2025