As some may be aware, but many not, Chester, my faithful writing assistant, mice catcher, and general pain in the neck, passed away some months ago.
Recently I was running a series based on his adventures, under the title of Past Conversations with my cat.
For those who have not had the chance to read about all of his exploits I will run the series again from Episode 1
These are the memories of our time together…
This is Chester – as you can see, he’s not very happy with me.
I thought I might run the current political climate past him, see what he thinks about watering down gun laws, politicians taking bribes, sorry, campaign donations, and who would make the better leader.
Pity, he said, a cat can’t run the country.
A typical response, I’m guessing, but it does give me a momentary pause to consider the possibility.
Cats sleep all day.
So, it seems, do our politicians.
Cats ignore everything we tell them.
So, it seems, do our politicians.
Cats sit around all day when not sleeping, looking like they’re working, but they’re not.
So, it seems, do our politicians.
Perhaps he’s right, we could no worse having a cat run the country.
Any chance I can be his campaign manager?