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Here’s the thing.

What happened should not have happened, but it did.  I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and met the wrong people.

It earned me a beating simply because the arresting officer was a belligerent fool, and of course, I had to stir him up.  I wanted to see what I was up against, and what I learned, I rather wished I hadn’t.

And it meant, if I got to walk away from this, I had a lot of explaining to do, and not just to my captors.

I sighed.  It could be worse.

The bench in the cell was hard and uncomfortable, but it was meant to be like that for a reason.  The occupant was not meant to be comfortable.  It was cold, then hot, then cold again.  I’d expected a few buckets of ice-cold water thrown at me, but they were holding off on that treat.

Big ugly looking guards with guns came to the front of my cell and banged on the iron bars with those guns, making what they thought was a statement.  In the end, they were just big ugly men with guns banging on the iron bars to keep me awake.

Do that for a few hours.  Alternate light and dark.  Disorientate.

Deliver water, and make it look like you’re not the bad guys here.  Lace that water with something terrible, yes, been there, and had that treatment.  Stomach pains, dehydration, deprivation.

It was all part of the softening-up process.

Number six visitor was different from the rest.  He came and went, staying only for a minute, two at the most.  He was dressed impeccably and had a well-groomed manner about him.

The rest, the guards, perhaps the jail chief, all looked like they slept in their clothes, hadn’t had a shave or a wash forever, and looked perpetually angry.

He was the master interrogator.

He let the theatrics continue for another 14 hours, making sure I got little sleep and no relaxation.  He sent in a few soldiers to give me mini beatings, just in case I forgot I was the trespasser, not them.

Then he had me half dragged, half escorted to a lower room, one that had nothing in it but two chairs.  No tools of trade, just a bare room, with, I noticed, blood stairs around the drain, under the chair.  A predecessor may not have had a good time in this room.

The guards secured me to the chair and then waited outside, facing away from me.  They’d obviously been instructed not to engage in conversation or answer any questions.  When I thought about it, they probably didn’t speak English.

An hour later he sauntered in as though he had all the time in the world.  He did.  He stood outside the cell for a few minutes, looking at me, perhaps daring me to speak.  Later maybe.

Then he dismissed the guards.

Unsurprisingly, the door wasn’t locked.  I’d guessed as much, so perhaps it was a test to see if I could escape.  It was a bit difficult, even for me, trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

“So, Mr Tomlinson, what have you got to say for yourself?”

Good start, give me a chance to incriminate myself.

I thought briefly about the circumstances, about having an invitation to a party, using this as cover to case the residence, and, if it was possible, making my way upstairs to the owner’s study and looking for evidence of his participation in various illegal activities.

It was a long shot at best, my contribution to the briefing before I embarked on this folly, was that no so-called legitimate businessman would keep that particular type of evidence at home.

I was told I would be surprised just how many people in a similar position thought they were above the law.

Anyway, I was caught out before I started looking and only managed a cursory examination, which in my mind justified my belief there would be nothing there.

“Wrong place, wrong time.  I took the wrong door.  As corny as it sounds, I was looking for a restroom.”

“When everywhere from the ground floor up it was very clearly labelled no trespassing?”

“The need for a restroom sometimes outweighs the risk of breaking house rules.  There was an unusually high demand on the lower floor aside from the fact the main restroom was out of commission.”

“Come now, Mr Tomlinson, we both know that’s not quite true.”

“Then why, firstly, was the upstairs room not marked out of bounds, and secondly, why was the door unlocked.”

“It was not.”

“At the risk of starting a childish to and fro, it was unlocked.”  It hadn’t been locked, that was true because we did have a little inside help, but that was not for me to explain.

I could see a reddish tinge starting to build up at the top of his cheeks, a sure sign of impatience, and the fact he was not going to let me verbally spar with him for much longer.

“You were caught where you were not supposed to be.  What were you looking for?”  There was an edge to his tone, impatience showing through.  He was a man of quick temper, which may or may not be an advantage to exploit.

A little nudge perhaps, “This is going to become tiresome for one of us.  Do you have a name.  It seems only fair you tell me since you know mine.”

“My name is irrelevant.”

“And yet I will find out eventually.  You do realise I am, among many things, a journalist, and that I am here to cover that party, and the announcement both Lady Pelham and Mr Davies were going to make.”

“Then you should not have been poking around in places you have no right to be.”

“A judgement call made by a man who too readily jumped to the wrong conclusion.  My understanding was that the deal could not be sealed if the three organisations didn’t sign the letter of intent, which, I was informed, was going to be at the celebration, after, of course, the usual dull speeches.  I have a feeling at least one of the organisations didn’t sign.  Not yet anyway.  You might want to check that small detail before we continue.”

He shook his head.  “You think I’m a fool.”

“Not yet, but it may still come true if you make a hasty decision.”

I’ll be honest, round about then I was praying for a miracle because his patience was at an end.  I was stalling, but it couldn’t last much longer.

Just as he stood and was about to leave the room, we both heard the resounding thump on a door and accompanying shout, which if I was not mistaken was, “Open this door, you fool.”

No prizes either for guessing who it was.  Davies.

The door was opened and Davies and several other men, representatives of the government, including the Interior Minister, the man we all believed was also the head of their so-called secret service, and no doubt boss of my interrogator, all came in.

A look passed between the minister and the interrogator, which told me he had been on borrowed time to get to the truth.  It also told me the minister had known where I was all the time.

“What is the meaning of this intrusion?” The interrogator met the men before they could get much further into the room.  If he was hoping to stop them from seeing me, it failed.

Both Davies and the minister both saw me tied up, at the same time.  Davies was shocked to see me, the minister not so much, but trying hard to look surprised.

“What is he doing here?” Davies demanded.  Then he swung around to look at the minister, “Did you know he was here?  You told me you had no idea where he was.”

“I did not.  Fontaine?”  He then turned to his interrogator.  “Explain this situation.”

“We caught him in Mr Davies’s study, a room strictly out of bounds.”

Davies glare went from my interrogator to me.

“Looking for a restroom, the one downstairs was suffering a malfunction, I believe,” I said.

Davies took a moment, then said, “Yes, it was.  Someone had stuffed a lot of paper down the drain.  It’s a bit difficult to mistake a study for a restroom.”

“The door was open, just one of many I tried to see if it was a restroom.  It was in darkness so I’ had to step inside to find a light switch.  Apparently, this man,” I nodded to the interrogator, “thought I was up to something else.  I guess, when you’re a journalist, most other people consider us as bad as, if not, a spy.  I apologise for not making it to our interview, but as you can see, I was tied up.”  It was a joke in poor taste.  “Out of curiosity sir, am I to assume the agreement was signed, sealed and delivered.”

“It was not, and I believe we now know the reason why.”  He glared at the interrogator.  “Free this man right now, he’s coming with me.”

“And the charges of trespass,” the interrogator asked.

Davies glared at the minister.  “We can continue with this charade and lose several billion dollars of investment, or we can label this a very bad mistake, and end it now.  I’m sure Tomlinson here will be glad to forgive and forget this matter.”

For a minute it didn’t look to me like the Minister was going to give in, but then he simply sighed and relented.  “A mistake which will have consequences, Mr Tomlinson, I assure you.  Whatever we can do to make up for this, please let me know.”

With a wave of the hand, the misunderstanding was over.  I’m not sure what the Minister could give to make up for the 14 hours plus of bad treatment, but I was sure, judging by his expression, that he wanted nothing more than to have me executed by firing squad, but had to sacrifice that satisfaction by taking a large share of the billions on offer.

The thought that the country would benefit from this deal was an idealistic notion that some people thought possible, but everyone else knew it was just a payment to the current government to keep their allegiance and the supply of certain minerals that were otherwise quite scarce.

No doubt once I reached safety I would be advised not to write about my experience.  Nothing would come from embarrassing our new ‘friends’.

Davies took me back to the hotel, and directly to Alexandra Pental’s suite.  Davies apologised profusely for the overzealous guards at his house, and my incarceration which, to explain the cuts and bruises, equally overzealous prison guards who would be punished severely.

She smiled and nodded, said all the right words, and then dismissed him with the promise she would be attending the signing in one hour.  It was her preference for a more low-key event.  After that, we would be taking our leave, and requested the private jet at the airport be refuelled and cleared to leave the moment we were aboard.

It was clear in her manner that she was less than impressed and had given serious consideration to cancelling the deal.  I had no doubt the Embassy officials had several heart attacks for various reasons when the signing was postponed.

The door had barely closed when she glared at me across the room, then, after a minute, which was worse than the 14 hours in that cell waiting for the interrogation, she shook her head.  “Drysdale told me that he had demanded to know what they’d done with you, and all he could get was denials.”

“The minister knew all along, I don’t think Davies did.  He was too shocked when they burst into the cell block.”

“What the hell were you doing in a cell block?”

“Preparing for the interrogation.”

“Not like that we see on TV?”

“That would be far more acceptable than what I was probably going to get.  Except the interrogator was holding back.  Perhaps he knew U wasn’t going to talk, or he was hoping the minister would bail him out of trouble.  The minister, by the way, doesn’t want this deal.”

“Why?”

“I suspect he made a promise to the Chinese.  There’s an unofficial report there was a Chinese delegation here last week, wrapping up the details of another offer, one that gets the Minister a bigger share of the proceeds, and a lot more say over internal affairs.  Your deal just gives him money.  I believe he wants to run this country as a dictatorship.”

“But that is going to happen?”

“Not today at any rate.”

There was a knock on the door and the butler went to answer it.  She was in the presidential suite and had brought several of her personal staff. Including security.  The minister wanted to install two of his men, but they were pushed outside the front door.

A moment after the butler came in from the anteroom.  “It’s Sir Hugh Drysdale from the British Foreign Office, Miss Pental.”

Read one of the secret service representatives who had been at the briefing in London, and for the local briefing in this very room 72 hours before this fiasco unfolded.

“Show him in.”

He was alone, which surprised me.  He nodded towards her and gave me a curious look.  “Nearly a day in the infamous dungeons, Hugh, and they let you walk out.”

“They had a choice between the deal or nothing.  I was part of the deal, apparently.”

Alexandra shrugged.  “I’ll ask the difficult questions, then.  What went wrong?”

“They knew I was coming.  Someone told them, though I don’t think it was the person who unlocked the door.  If they knew, then they would not want the person who told them known which is why they didn’t press me for answers or go straight into a full-blown interrogation.  If they did, they must have thought I’d guess who it was.”

“Can you?”

“An educated guess, maybe, but it is a person who they can talk to at will, and here, so it’s someone in the Embassy.  Get a list of those who knew about what we were going to do and narrow it down.  As for the mission, I just got in the door when they pounced so my reason for being there was quite legitimate.  I was surprised, once you postponed the signing, they didn’t come sooner.”

“The Minister confessed he was shocked that you had disappeared from the Davies residence.  No one had seen you leave, and they traced your movements up to the passage where Davies study is, but there was no other coverage.  You simply stepped into a dead spot and disappeared.”

“Or the surveillance footage was wiped.”

“Anything is possible,” Drysdale said, “It was your opinion that we would not succeed.  Care to explain how you came to that conclusion?”

Did I blow my own mission?  No.  “I have a source here, one close to Davies, who knows quite a bit of what’s going on with him and his involvement with the government, and with the government itself, and sometimes shares information that can be traced back, so there are caveats.  Davies has three houses, one here, one in a resort by the Black Sea, and a Dascha not far from Moscow.  No one but Davies goes to the Dascha.”

“You could have shared that precious piece of information earlier.”

I could, perhaps, if I had it earlier but it was not forthcoming until I received a coded message under my door the day we arrived.  To anyone else, it was suggested tourist destinations.  But more importantly, it said that Davies was aware I was a journalist looking for a story, and they would be watching me.  The problem was I had to let myself be caught or there would be a witch hunt for my source if I didn’t.”

“I suppose it’s not possible to get a name.”

“This place is worse the East Germany and the Stasi.  Some secrets will go with me to the grave.  That is one of them.”

“You know where exactly this Dascha is then?”

“That’s for your people to find out.  My guess is that what you seek will be there.”  I glanced at Alexandra who looked impatient.  “Once I get that interview, we’re gone.  I don’t like this place.”

“Some of us don’t get a choice.”  Drysdale was trying to sound philosophical and failing.  “Pity this country is landlocked.  I used to like the idea of British gunboat diplomacy.  Things have changed and not for the better.”

“It’s a brave new world,” Alexandra said.  “A year ago, I would not be allowed in the country if I wanted to do business.”

Drysdale handed me a folder which he had taken out of his satchel  “The interview questions, pre-vetted by the Minister.  No deviations.  I know what you’d like to ask, but those are questions we don’t need answers to.  Now right now.  Let’s get this done and call it a win.”

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©  Charles Heath  2024

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