The A to Z Challenge – L is for “Last boat to nowhere”

I had, literally, just witnessed the end of the world on the large screen TV.

Live and on CNN.

There had been skirmishes, Russia looking to take back its satellite countries and restore the USSR, and NATO posturing when the leaders of the countries asked for help and received none.  Everyone knew what would happen if they did.  War.

But, the playing field changed when Russia set it sights on Poland.

Rollback 83 years, the last time a country rolled into Poland.  What happened?  War.

This time, threats, empty it seemed for a month, and then, yes, we were plunged back into War.

This time, however, everything was different.  Yes, wars were once predominantly waged with men and machines.  That type of warfare changed when Germany introduced the VI Rocket bombs, a means of remotely bombing selective targets.  Hit and miss maybe, but it worked.  Last time we had an atomic bomb, or two as it happened.

This time, we had guided missiles, with nuclear warheads, not a hundred, but thousands, deployed all around the world, aimed at selected targets, not necessarily military targets, but civilians.

There were some who thought they could negotiate a peace settlement.

And, in the middle of that, someone pressed the button.  You know that infamous button that sends a nuclear weapon on its way.

We all saw it launch, live.

We all saw it land, dodging every defence system in its path, with devastating effect, as the camera melted, and everything just went black.  Not one, but all over the world.

It was estimated that the whole world lost a third of its population in four hours, vaporised by missile strikes, and another third would be dead within a month from proximity radiation.  The remaining third, when the dust settled, and those who were not in the direct line of fire, well, the weather would soon decimate them.

Us.

We all thought nuclear weapons were just a deterrent.

Now, well, it was too late to think about anything.  We were, as I just heard on the TV, all going to die from the fallout.  It was only a matter of time before it reached us.  Then, according to the expert, we would all end up with radiation poisoning and die.

I was fortunate enough to live on one of the most southern parts of Australia, a small town by the name of Cockle Creek, Tasmania.  Even though I had never heard of it until overwhelmed by the loss of my wife, I wanted to hide from the world, and Cockle Creek was just the place.

Now, for a while, it was going to be a haven.

Before the storm clouds arrived.

I switched off the TV, and most likely wouldn’t be turning it back on.  There wasn’t going to be any good news, and I really didn’t want to know how long we had left.  I put several bottles of red wine, some cheese, bread, and meat into a bag, and headed down to the beach.

It was part of a secluded part of the shore that backed onto a half dozen houses, and on rare occasions, the neighbours appeared, spoke briefly and went about their business.  People in my street were at best recluses, at worst hermits, all of us running away from something.

It wasn’t long before Angie appeared, at the end of her evening run.  I’d met her several times, and knew a little of her history, once married to a cheating bastard, once had a good job but because of him had to leave, now no longer interested in anything.

I understood her.

She stopped.  I expected a wave as she passed by.

“Max.”

“Angie.  How are you?”

“Usual.  See the news?”

“Hard to miss it.”

“Not a lot to look forward to?”

“I came here to spend my last days in peace, there’s just fewer of them, I guess.”

“Pragmatic.”

“Realistic.

She came over and sat beside me.  For some odd reason, I’d packed two glasses.  Had I a premonition she would drop by?

“Red?”

“Why not?”

We sat there and drank wine, first from one bottle, then starting on the next.  We didn’t say anything, there wasn’t anything to say.

“Would you believe me if I said I was once a scientist?  There’s a more specific name, but the scientist will do?”

“Why wouldn’t I?”

“M\y dad refused to believe a woman could be that smart.  My husband was a bit like that, never liked the idea that I might be smarter than him.”

“Some men feel threatened.”

“Would you?”

“My wife was far smarter than I was, but I loved her because she was her, not the smart part.  That was just a small part of who she was.  And she didn’t care if I was a dustman.”

“Were you?”

“No.  I owned a bookshop, served coffee, and talked to strange people all day.”

“Lots of dusty books then?”

I had no idea if she was joking or just commenting, but it didn’t matter.  It was amusing to think of it like that.

“Lots.  So, what branch of science was it?”

“Snow science.”

OK, so my poker face wasn’t quite working, and it wasn’t hard to guess what I was thinking.

“Look it up, it’s real.”

“No internet anymore.  Kind of got nuked along with a lot of other stuff.  But, despite the scepticism I suspect there is such a thing, and, if I remember right, is that something to do with the study of snow and ice movement, possible for the prediction of similar events?”

“It had a lot to do with predicting storms, and how snow affected water supplies.  There’s a whole lot more, but it’s rather irrelevant now.  Like me.”

“Like all of us, I think, though if you’re feeling irrelevant, come and see me and I’ll try to think of a way to change that.”

“Could you?”

“Probably not.  But I know how you feel.  That’s why I’m here.”

Another few glasses of wine, enough time to consider what she said, and how to make sense of it, before she said, “My last job was for an eccentric billionaire.  I never told anyone because it was the craziest two years of my life.”

“Why bring it up?”

“It doesn’t matter anymore.  Turns out he wasn’t batshit crazy after all.

”OK, I’ll bite.  Why was he crazy?”

“Because he built a huge city like complex under the ice in Antarctica.  He said that man would destroy the earth sooner rather than later, and he wasn’t going to hang around and watch them do it.  Space travel was too difficult, so he did the next best thing.  A haven for 5,000 specially selected people.  I was his snow and ice expert.”

“It’s all melting.”

“Deep in the ice.  There are a few thousand years before it all dissipates, and even then, it’s below ground.  We anticipated every scenario.”

“Bet you didn’t think of aliens with excavators.”

“Now you’re mocking me.”

I shook my head.  “No.  Ivan Rostov, an oligarch.  Strange man, stranger idea, bet rich enough not to care what the world thought of him.  You knew Ivan?”

“Slept with him once.  Bit of a disappointment.”

“Sorry to hear that.  Before or after your husband strayed.”

“After.  I have principles.”

“You should be there, with him.”

“Wasn’t open for business.  When I left, just before I came here, it was in the last stages of being shut up until when it would be needed.  I guess that’s about now.  But I don’t work for him, and he doesn’t need me, and I don’t think I could stay there anyway.  How long do you think people would have to stay there?”

“From what I’ve been reading, between 5,000 and 25,000 years, but that’s very extreme and assumes plutonium has been used.  A substantial amount of the northern hemisphere has been rendered radioactive, and if Chernobyl is anything to go by, a long time.  People wouldn’t see daylight in this lifetime.”

“Sounds like fun then.  You up for a home-cooked meal.  Long time since I’ve entertained, seems like there might not be many more opportunities.”

“Why not?”

Sitting opposite a woman who I had probably seen a dozen times in a year, and spoke to here, albeit briefly, on three of those occasions, I felt remarkably at ease in her company.

Perhaps it was the fact we were all living on borrowed time, perhaps in those circumstances, we had let a lot of our guard down.  Whatever it was, sitting there, enjoying the moment, I felt as though I’d known her all my life.

An odd ringing sound broke the silence that had settled on us.

She got up.  “Excuse me for a moment.”

She went into another room, the ringing stopped and I could hear her muffled voice.  A minute later she returned with a device that looked like a satellite phone in her hand.

She put it on the table and sat down.  “You’re on speakerphone.  Now, tell me what you just said again.”

A male voice, relatively old if I was to guess, and authoritative.

“We are just packing, and tomorrow we will be going to nowhere.  I’m sorry I haven’t been as communicative in recent times, so much to do, so little time, but, as you are aware, the world has finally gone to hell in a handbasket, and we’re getting everything ready.  I’d like you to come.  After all, it’s as much your pet as it was mine.”

“Tempting offer, but I don’t think we’ll ever see daylight again.”

“That maybe so, or maybe not.  We have no idea how mother nature is going to handle this swipe, but that’s in the future.  Staying outside is simply a death sentence, and you’re too good for that.”

I looked at her, the look conveying the unspoken quester, ‘Is that your former boss?”

She nodded, a sign to me at least, that she could read minds.  Perhaps then not a good thing.

“I have a friend here, if he wanted to, could I bring him as my plus one?”

“Certainly.”

“I need time to think about it.  Can I call you back?”

“Any time.  As I say we leave tomorrow and will be there in a week.  I’ll be dropping in anyway, whatever you decide.”

“Ok.  Thanks.”

She disconnected the call.

“Nowhere?”

We gave New Eden and name that people would never quite understand.  We used to say, we’re going nowhere, when we were going to the building site.  It was how we kept it secret.”

”You should go.  Life is precious and you should hang on to it for as long as possible.”

“What about you?”

“I’m sure there are other more important people you could take.”

“There are none that I care about.  Not anymore.  Why do you think I’m here, alone, and never leave?”

I shrugged.

“You don’t know me.”

“I know enough.  There’s no obligation on your part to be anything but a friend.  If I go, I need to have at least one person there I know.”

“Won’t all the people who built it be there?”

“I never got to know any of them.  Didn’t want to.  But with you, after one afternoon, I feel as though I want, I need to know more about you.  You are perhaps what some would call a kindred spirit.  I know it doesn’t make any sense, but these are strange times, are they not?”

I smiled.  They were.  And oddly enough, I felt the same about her.

“Perhaps if we both take the week to think about it?”

She nodded.  “Dinner at yours tomorrow?”

“Afternoon wine, same time, same place?”

A nod and a nod.

I saw the superyacht arrive and drop anchor about a mile offshore, and then, after a half-hour of activity on the rear deck, the launching of a tender, which then headed slowly towards our section of the beach.

It was a no brainer, in the end, we got along so well, why would I want it to end?  So we had to live in a bunker for 50,000 years.  It would be with her, and that’s all I cared about.

She took my hand in hers.  “So, are you ready to catch the last boat to nowhere?”


© Charles Heath 2022

A photograph from the inspirational bin – 25

This is an old chateau at the foot of a skiing area on the north island of New Zealand. It was once predominately advertised as a guest house for hikers in the summer months.

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However, with fertile imaginations, we can come up with a whole different scenario.

Like, for instance, a haunted house, owned by an old and some might say creepy family, a place where few are invited, and those that are, approach the front door with trepidation.

It could be the family estate, the sort of place grandparents live, and their children consider themselves lucky to have escaped and their children, in turn, hate going there.

Of course, the opposite to that is that everyone loves going there for the holidays when the whole family gets together.

Then, a murder occurs…

It might also be a hotel in an unusual backdrop, where fugitives come to hide, or just one person from the city, trying to get away from a bad partner, or someone working there seeking a fresh start.

The truth is, there are any number of possibilities.

In a word: Dog

Yes, it’s that little or big furry thing that’s also known as man’s best friend, a dog.

But the word has a number of other meanings, like a lot of three-letter words.

It can also mean to follow someone closely.

If you are going to the greyhound racing, you could say you’re going to the dogs, or it could mean something entirely different, like deteriorating in manner and ethics.

Then there are those employers who make their workers work very hard, and therefore could be described as making them work like a dog.

Some might even say that it is a dog of a thing, i.e. of poor quality.

There’s a dogleg, which could aptly name some of those monstrous golf course holes that sometimes present the challenge of going through the wood rather than around it.

Tried that and failed many times!

A dog man used to ride the crane load from the ground to the top, an occupation that would not stand the test of occupational health and safety anymore.

And of course, in a battle to the death, it’s really dog eat dog, isn’t it?

Searching for locations: Niagara Falls, Canada

We visited the falls in winter, just after Christmas when it was all but frozen.

The weather was freezing, it was snowing, and very icy to walk anywhere near the falls

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Getting photos is a matter of how much you want to risk your safety.

I know I slipped and fell a number of times on the ice just below the snowy surface in pursuit of the perfect photograph.  Alas, I don’t think I succeeded.

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The mist was generated from both the waterfall and the low cloud.  It was impossible not to get wet just watching the falls.

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Of course, unlike the braver people, you could not get me into one of the boats that headed towards the falls.  I suspect there might be icebergs and wasn’t going to tempt the fate of another Titanic, even on a lesser scale.  The water would be freezing.

Searching for locations: Niagara Falls, Canada

We visited the falls in winter, just after Christmas when it was all but frozen.

The weather was freezing, it was snowing, and very icy to walk anywhere near the falls

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Getting photos is a matter of how much you want to risk your safety.

I know I slipped and fell a number of times on the ice just below the snowy surface in pursuit of the perfect photograph.  Alas, I don’t think I succeeded.

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The mist was generated from both the waterfall and the low cloud.  It was impossible not to get wet just watching the falls.

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Of course, unlike the braver people, you could not get me into one of the boats that headed towards the falls.  I suspect there might be icebergs and wasn’t going to tempt the fate of another Titanic, even on a lesser scale.  The water would be freezing.

The cinema of my dreams – I never wanted to go to Africa – Episode 27

Our hero knows he’s in serious trouble.

The problem is, there are familiar faces and a question of who is a friend and who is foe made all the more difficult because of the enemy, if it was the enemy, simply because it didn’t look or sound or act like the enemy.

Now, it appears, his problems stem from another operation he participated in.

 

It took almost an hour to recover.  Monroe didn’t come looking for me, so I think they knew it would take some time for me to get my legs back.

And it felt good to stand under the hot shower for twenty-odd minutes, letting the warmth of the water sink into my bones and clear my head.

And think.

How long had Bamfield have an eye on me?  It was a question that sprung to mind the moment I saw him in the desert camp.  I’d heard if you were transferred to one of his commands, at some point, it was not because it was another posting, it was because he wanted you there.

I’d been specially selected by Bamfield personally, out of the preliminary training camp, to further my military career under his oversight.  I’d made it very clear from the outset that I was not interested in a commission, that I preferred the lower ranks.  Officers were a different breed, and I’d not been cut from that cloth.  Bamfield had admitted as much when I was first interviewed by him, and several other’s on what I soon discovered was his selection panel.

They were charged by him to find the best of the best.

And at that first interview, I’d disagreed with his assessment.  I’d been in trouble before, and the military was the only place I could go if I didn’t want to serve a stretch in jail.  Perhaps it was that innate ability of mine to seek out and become embroiled in trouble that caught his attention.

Certainly over time he and his instructors had honed those skills to a more refined set that, in civilian life, would set me up for a long stay in prison.  It begged the question of what I was going to do with myself after the military had finished with me, a question I hadn’t really thought about until I’d been shunted to my last post in a training school of sorts.

I realised now that it had been Bamfield sidelining me until an operation crying out for my particular talents came along.

That disastrous operation with Treen.

Was it his?  Or was it someone else who pulled it together, and he just provided the manpower.  It had been the first major active offshore operation I’d been on.  There’d been a few skirmishes along the way, but that was the first, and in a zone where I don’t think we were meant to be operating.

That had, I thought, been the sole purview of the CIA, and if I looked back on what had happened, there was no doubt the two agents we were supposed to pull out were CIA operatives, it had got too hot for them to stay, and they had clandestinely called for help.

It begged another question, was Bamfield CIA or working with the CIA, with or without the military hierarchy knowing?

The thing is, if it had been pulled off, as expected, no one would be any the wiser in that country, but once they found out, by whatever means it happened, the proverbial had hit the fan.  It goes hand in hand with trusting people on the ground who were purportedly working against their country’s regime, for better or worse.

That country had a ‘friendly’ government, that had been ‘supported’ and then been deposed in the usual coup by the military, and, afterwards, the new hardliners got the benefit of those times when the country was a friendly and had military hardware and knowledge to wage war clandestinely or otherwise with its neighbours, given willingly.

Lessons hadn’t been learned after a particular middle east debacle.  Maybe lessons would never be learned.  Just look at the number of times had relations turned sour after a coup and agents had to hastily withdraw.  It seems that my visit had been at the end of another of those ‘diplomatic’ missions that had gone wrong.

If this was such a case, I was about to find out.

© Charles Heath 2019

In a word: Line (and there’s more)

There’s more to that word ‘line’, a lot more, making it more confusing, especially for those learning English as a second language.

I keep thinking how I could explain some of the sayings, but the fact is, it’s only my interpretation, which could possibly have nothing to do with its real meaning if it has one.

Such as,

Hook, line, and sinker

We would like to think that this is only used in a fishing depot, but while it is generally, there are other meanings, one of which is, a con artist has taken in a victim completely, or as the saying goes, hook, line, and sinker.

At the end of the line

Exactly what it t says though the connotations of this expression vary.

For me, the most common use is when you’re waiting, like for a table in a restaurant with a time-specific reservation, and you see people who arrive after you, getting a table before you, it’s like being continually sent to the end of the line.

Line ball decision

This is a little more obscure, but for me, it means the result could go either way, and it’s a matter of making a call. The problem is both decisions are right, and unfortunately, you’re the poor sod who has to decide.

It of course partners very well with you can’t please everyone all of the time.

These are the most difficult because one side is going to be aggrieved at the decision especially when it is supposed to be impartial and sometimes isn’t.

Get it over the line

This, of course, has many connotations in sport, particularly rugby when the aim is to get the ball over the try line.

But another more vicarious meaning might be from a senior salesman to a junior, get [the sale] over the line, i.e. get it signed sealed and delivered by any means possible by close of business.

Line of credit

A more straight forward use of the word, meaning the bank will extend credit up to a certain limit, but it’s generally quite large and can feel like its neverending.

Until you have to pay it back.

There’s more, but it can wait till another day.

Searching for locations: Driving in ice and snow, Canada

This morning started with a visit to the car rental place in Vancouver.  It reinforced the notion that you can be given the address and still not find the place.  It happened in Washington where it was hiding in the back of the main railway station, and it happened again in Vancouver when it was hidden inside a hotel.

We simply walked straight past it.  Pity there wasn’t a sign to let people know.

However…

We went in expecting a Grand Jeep Cherokee and walked out with a Ford Flex, suitable for three people and four large suitcases.  It actually seats 7, but forget the baggage, you’d be lucky to get two large suitcases in that configuration.

It is more than adequate for our requirements.

Things to note, it was delivered with just over a quarter of a tank of gas, and it had only done about 11,000 km, so it’s relatively new.  It’s reasonably spacious, and when the extra seats are folded down, there is plenty of baggage space.

So far, so good.

We finally leave the hotel at about half-past ten, and it is raining.  It is a simple task to get on Highway 1, the TransCanada Highway, initially, and then onto Highway 5, the Coquihalla Highway for the trip to Kamloops.

It rains all the way to the top of the mountain, progress hampered from time to time by water sprays from both vehicles and trucks.  The rain is relentless.  At the top of the mountain, the rain turns into snow and the road surface to slush.  It’s 0 degrees, but being the afternoon, I was not expecting it to turn to ice very quickly.

On the other side of the mountain, closer to Kamloops, there was sleet, then rain, then nothing, the last 100kms or so, in reasonably dry conditions.

Outside Kamloops, and in the town itself, there was evidence of snow recently cleared, and slushy roads.  Cars in various places were covered in snow, indicating the most recent falls had been the night before.

We’re staying at the Park Hotel, a heritage building, apparently built in the later 1920s.  In the style of the time, it is a little like a rabbit warren with passages turning off in a number of directions, and showing it is spread across a number of different buildings.

It has the original Otis elevator that can take a maximum of four passengers, and a sign on the wall that says “no horseplay inside the elevator” which is a rather interesting expression that only someone of my vintage would understand.  And, for those without a sense of humor, you definitely couldn’t fit a horse in it to play with.

The thing is, how do you find a balance between keeping the old world charm with modern-day expectations.  You can’t.  Some hotels try valiantly to get that balance.  Here, it is simply old world charm, which I guess we should be grateful for because sooner rather than later it’s going to disappear forever.

In my writer’s mind, given the importance of the railways, this was probably a thriving place for travelers, and once upon a time, there were a lot more hotels like this one.

Searching for locations: Driving in ice and snow, Canada

This morning started with a visit to the car rental place in Vancouver.  It reinforced the notion that you can be given the address and still not find the place.  It happened in Washington where it was hiding in the back of the main railway station, and it happened again in Vancouver when it was hidden inside a hotel.

We simply walked straight past it.  Pity there wasn’t a sign to let people know.

However…

We went in expecting a Grand Jeep Cherokee and walked out with a Ford Flex, suitable for three people and four large suitcases.  It actually seats 7, but forget the baggage, you’d be lucky to get two large suitcases in that configuration.

It is more than adequate for our requirements.

Things to note, it was delivered with just over a quarter of a tank of gas, and it had only done about 11,000 km, so it’s relatively new.  It’s reasonably spacious, and when the extra seats are folded down, there is plenty of baggage space.

So far, so good.

We finally leave the hotel at about half-past ten, and it is raining.  It is a simple task to get on Highway 1, the TransCanada Highway, initially, and then onto Highway 5, the Coquihalla Highway for the trip to Kamloops.

It rains all the way to the top of the mountain, progress hampered from time to time by water sprays from both vehicles and trucks.  The rain is relentless.  At the top of the mountain, the rain turns into snow and the road surface to slush.  It’s 0 degrees, but being the afternoon, I was not expecting it to turn to ice very quickly.

On the other side of the mountain, closer to Kamloops, there was sleet, then rain, then nothing, the last 100kms or so, in reasonably dry conditions.

Outside Kamloops, and in the town itself, there was evidence of snow recently cleared, and slushy roads.  Cars in various places were covered in snow, indicating the most recent falls had been the night before.

We’re staying at the Park Hotel, a heritage building, apparently built in the later 1920s.  In the style of the time, it is a little like a rabbit warren with passages turning off in a number of directions, and showing it is spread across a number of different buildings.

It has the original Otis elevator that can take a maximum of four passengers, and a sign on the wall that says “no horseplay inside the elevator” which is a rather interesting expression that only someone of my vintage would understand.  And, for those without a sense of humor, you definitely couldn’t fit a horse in it to play with.

The thing is, how do you find a balance between keeping the old world charm with modern-day expectations.  You can’t.  Some hotels try valiantly to get that balance.  Here, it is simply old world charm, which I guess we should be grateful for because sooner rather than later it’s going to disappear forever.

In my writer’s mind, given the importance of the railways, this was probably a thriving place for travelers, and once upon a time, there were a lot more hotels like this one.

It’s not a writing room unless…

You have this incredible fully working to scale model of an Airbus A380 coming into land…

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This plane is over a meter long and has actually flown as a model aircraft, complete with remote control.

The thrust from the four engines was enough to almost blow the lounge room curtains off their hooks from 40 feet away … and it was a struggle to hold the plane down.

Now I can simulate tornados.

And, I have to say it’s rather awe-inspiring to look at it.

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For those who like the technical details:

The A380 is the largest EPO model you will ever see and with a wingspan of 1520mm and 4 x 56mm ducted fans it is sure to make an impression at any airfield!

Despite it’s size, the A380 is very light and economical to fly, only requiring a 3000mAh 3S battery.

This huge A380 (EPO) model aircraft comes 95% pre-built and includes a powerful 4 x 25A brushless EDF system and steerable nose wheel, just include your own Tx/Rx and battery.

Specs:

Length: 1410mm (55.51in)
Wing span: 1520mm (59.84in)
Flying weight: 1800g
Motor: 2826 Brushless outrunner (3200KV)
ESC: 4 x 25A
Servo: 9g * 5pcs
Battery: 3000~5000mAh 3S1P 45C~65C Lipoly Pack (Required)
EDF Diameter: 4 x 56mm