Memories of the conversations with my cat – 86

As some may be aware, but many not, Chester, my faithful writing assistant, mice catcher, and general pain in the neck, passed away some months ago.

Recently I was running a series based on his adventures, under the title of Past Conversations with my cat.

For those who have not had the chance to read about all of his exploits I will run the series again from Episode 1

These are the memories of our time together…


This is Chester. He’s having a hard to trying to understand the notion of a day happening only once every four years.

I try to explain to him that it’s the fault of the Romans getting the calendar wrong.

He tosses that aside and mutters, Time is irrelevant.

How so? OK, I have to bite, because I’m sure I’m about to get a catlike pearl of wisdom.

It comes and it goes, and if it wasn’t for the fact there was night and day, you’d have absolutely no idea what time it is.

About to dismiss it as crazy, I stop to think about it.

And, damn him, he’s right.

Of course, one could argue semantics, and say if I was outside, I could approximate the time by the sun, or at night by the stars, but that’s a little beyond the cat’s imagination.

So, in a sense, you might be right, but I can usually guess what the time is.

Chester shakes his head.

You’re retired, time is irrelevant for you too. You can sleep all day and work at night if you want to. Or not do anything at all.

Like you?

Another shake of the head.

What is the point in having a serious discussion with you?  But just one question before I go?

That’ll be interesting.

Was I born on the 29th of February?”

No. Not that lucky, I’m afraid. Why?

If I was I would have no reason to feel every one of those 18 human years I’ve had to put up with your nonsense. It would only be 4 and a half.

He jumps off the seat and heads out the door.

Where are you going now?

To bed. It’s been a long morning.

You’ve only been here 10 minutes.

In your time. In cat time, it feels like hours. Only call me if you see a mouse.

3 thoughts on “Memories of the conversations with my cat – 86

  1. I’m sorry to hear about Chester’s passing, but I’m glad you’re able to revisit his adventures through this series. It’s amazing how our pets can provide us with such profound wisdom, even in their seemingly simple observations. Looking forward to reading more. Thank you for sharing.

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  2. I’m sorry to hear about Chester’s passing, it’s always tough losing a furry friend. I think it’s great that you’re sharing his adventures and memories with us, and I look forward to reading the series from the beginning. It’s amazing how much our pets can teach us, even about something as seemingly simple as time. Thank you for sharing your experiences with us.

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  3. I’m sorry to hear about Chester’s passing, but it’s wonderful that you’re sharing his adventures with us again. This episode about his musings on time is both charming and thought-provoking. It’s clear that he was a special companion and a source of inspiration. Thank you for sharing these memories with us.

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