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I was trying to look like I was not doing what I was doing, and that sometimes was quite difficult.

The thing is, you know what it is you’re doing, and neutrally, you think that everyone else does too.

Especially when people are looking at you, and that look conveys ‘I know what you’re up to’.

All I was doing was sitting on a park bench under a tree next to a small waterfall reading a newspaper.

That was the first giveaway.  No one stopped to read newspapers these days.  It was always about instant news gratification on the cell phone.

The second might well have been me holding the newspaper upside down, or worse, that I had cut two small holes in it so I could see beyond the newspaper without lowering it, much like the cartoons of old.

The third definitely was, that if anyone got close enough, they would see it was yesterday’s paper.  I had been running late and grabbed the wrong edition.

So, why was I sitting on a park bench under a tree beside a small waterfall, trying to look like I was not doing exactly that?

I was expecting company.

It didn’t matter who was sitting on that bench, just that they wore a pinstripe suit and a red rose in the lapel.  The bowler hat and umbrella were optional, but I was feeling whimsical.

After all, in a sense, I was a typical English public servant.

Jacobson, ostensibly the man in charge of a group if us aspiring ‘public servants’ had chosen me to run this errand.  I don’t know why. It was not my turn on the roster, and the person who should be going had been sent elsewhere.

It was unexpected and a much-needed change in what had been a very dull week.

I was five minutes early.  I had taken in the early summer afternoon sunshine, clear sky, and aromas of the outdoor gardens.  There was that freshly watered newly mown grass aroma that hung in the air.

There were quite a few other people also out for the afternoon, some strolling hand in hand, others as families with boisterous noisy children.  There was plenty of distraction and camouflage.

I folded the newspaper neatly, put it on the seat beside me, and sat back, looking towards the lake and thinking I might take a walk down and back before returning to the office.

It’s best not to look like I was scuttling back to the office after making the pickup because that was what it was.  A drop-off and pick-up in plain sight, my first and hopefully not my last.

I looked at my phone, ostensibly to check for incoming messages, but in reality, looking at the time.

One minute past the appointed arrival time.

I gave the scene before me a scan trying to look like I was not scanning the scene before me.  That was difficult.

There were three possible threats that fitted the profile of a possible threat, and I was hoping they were not.

The first, is a man on another park bench under a tree, not beside a small waterfall, reading a newspaper.  It was too far away to tell if it was an older edition.  He was glancing in my direction, able to see me without lowering his paper.

The second was a woman with a pram; standing in front, stopped and ostensibly attending to the child within, if there was a child within.  She had only arrived a minute before the appointed time.

The third was another man on another park bench not reading a paper by rather animatedly talking on his cell phone, at the same time looking in my direction.  Was he on the phone reporting, or was he talking to a friend?

Scan ended, and the target, a woman dressed to be noticed, was strolling towards me along the path in a group of about a dozen others evenly spaced, looking like there’ll were together but they were not together.

So much for anonymity.

The first man noticed the new arrival and was on alert. It could be that she stood out, the sort of woman men would give a second look.  She certainly had my attention.

This was getting to be thirsty work, and I took a drink out of the bottle of water I had brought with me.

The woman with the pram had noticed the first man on his bench stiffen and stopped fussing with the child, and started rocking horse the pram, looking at both him then me, then up and down the path, then repeat.  Was that a look of jealousy after she was the approaching woman?

Was she waiting and looking for my target, or was she waiting for a friend or partner?  She was moving towards me slowly.

The third man’s phone call ended when a woman came and sat next to him and greeted him effusively.  Distraction.

The woman with the pram was suddenly met by another woman, older, most likely a mother carrying a large fluffy toy.  Another Distraction.

First man, no longer on his seat, no longer in sight, where the hell was he?  Damn.

Target arrives, and sits, there’s not supposed to be any interaction, but the first man just hovers into sight and is now looking directly at us.

“Long time no see,” the girl said and slid over towards me, put her arms around my neck, and kissed me.  It was a fluid movement from sitting, sliding, and gathering me up in her web of deceit.

I kissed her back. I was happy to play the part asked of me.

Then she leaned back and smiled.  It was like we had known each other forever.  “My God, you have changed, Daniel, and I have to say I love it.”

She had all but taken my breath away, but not so much that the man who had been watching had moved on, assuming as anyone would that two old friends had just reunited.

All I could say was, “Wow.”

She took my hand in hers and said, “Walk with me.”

She didn’t need to ask twice.  Once up, she didn’t let go.  It was a smooth and fluid operation, and it felt natural and not forced.  I had to remind myself that j was playing a role, it was an operation, and that we were improvising.

Over my shoulder, I could see the first man had stopped a short distance away, now intrigued, perhaps to see how this played out.  If he was expecting a drop, he was not expecting two old lovers to reunite.

I leaned towards her, whispering, “Over my shoulder red handkerchief.”

“Saw him on approach.  Amateur.”  Then out loud, ” You got that dull as ditchwater desk job, where was it, treasury or no let me guess, revenue and customs?”

“That was the old me, you know, the one you said you wouldn’t be caught dead with.  No, I’m in a far more interesting home, science innovation, and technology.”

“You failed science at school, come to think of it you all but failed everything except how to wear that old-school tie.  My, and you thought you’d end up on a fishing trawler cleaning the bilges.”

“And therefore totally qualified to work for the government in something I know absolutely nothing about.  Did you get that modelling contact?”

“And a screen test.  I was going to be in the movies until I realised what the screen test entailed.  Now I just model clothes.”

The banter, the manner in which we were walking, the carefree air of two people who had nothing better to do, we were heading for the nearest cafe.  Coffee, cake, more outlandish conversation, the drop would be made, my life would have fifteen minutes of what I’d always wanted but would never get, and the job would be done.

Our new friend was already losing interest.

When I finally returned to the office, I tried to act like nothing happened and completely failed.  The thing is, I was supposed to be able to handle any situation, act in any role it took to get the job done, then go home and come back the next day ready for the next role.

What happened before happened and was forgotten.  Our lives were quite literally clean slates every morning.  There was no time to dwell on what happened or what might happen.

Except…

“You’re not the first,” Lenny, another of the team, said.  “The fact is, we all want to spend a few minutes with her.  I’m told her name is Harriet. They call her Harry for short.

Jay, listening to the conversation, said, “Larry’s furious because he had been slated for this operation, and has now missed out.  “He’s been assigned to work with her before.”

That might be the reason why he was passed over.  She might not want to work with him again.  I remembered him from training, and he particularly was prone not to follow orders or ‘ad lib’.

“Perhaps she wanted someone new, who knows how this works.  No one understands what it is we’re really doing that involved her,” Larry muttered, “but the scuttlebutt is that we’re still being tested.  How did it go?”

“Mission accomplished, potential threats taken care of, and I’ve been debriefed.  I’m sure if there was anything wrong, they’ll tell me.”

Sixteen of us had gotten through the first round of training, out of an intake of about a hundred.  That had been whittled down to six, and I was not sure if I was pleased or sad that my tenure would be determined by a situation, I had no control over.

The more I thought about it, the more I realised that whatever they’d been giving us to do, we were still being tested; only these were far more life-like than training.  The question was if I ended up being in the final few, whether or not I would take it.

At the end of the day, I went home.

We had been told from the outset that this was not going to be a nine-to-five job, that we could go anywhere, at any time of the day or night, to do almost anything.  We had to be able to drop everything and simply go.  As per instructions, I had an away bag packed at ready to go.

And more important was that we should have no attachments, and one of the questions, and the main reason why the people recruited us, was because we had no families or friends of consequence.  The reason it was stressed; they could be used as leverage.

On the other hand, if we had those special people we cared about, our minds would not be on the job in hand.

I certainly fit the loner category.  My parents were dead, and I had no brothers or sisters or family of any sort, making me the ideal candidate.  I certainly didn’t want friends; they had constantly let me down in the past.

Of course, if this didn’t work out. I was going to leave the country and become a ski instructor in New Zealand, a place I doubted anyone I knew knew existed.

But until then, my small place in Brooklyn was where I could hide from the rest of the world.

Or so I thought.

I walked up the stairs to the third level, where I shared the floor with another apartment.  I ran into the other occupant the day I moved in, and he had referred to as the penthouse if only to feel better about the small space.

It was enough for me, as a temporary space to call home if and when I would be in London.  I wasn’t planning on being there long or often.

A glance at the other door, the occupant was away.  I unlocked my door and went in.  It was unusually dark, and I did not remember pulling the curtains, I usually left them open to get some natural light in the main room

I stopped inside the door and leaned against it.  There was a very familiar aroma in the room, a particular brand of perfume I had recently become acquainted with.

“Checking to see if I can notice a break and enter,” I said, at that moment to no one in particular.

If I was right, it was the woman I had met in the park who shared a fifteen-minute adventure.

The chair beside my desk swung around, and she was sitting cross-legged on it.  She fit into it like it had been made for her.  It also demonstrated a certain flexibility.

“What gave me away?”

“Perfume?”

“I will have to deal with that, something less potent.”

“Unless you want to intoxicate your target.”

“Does that mean I have you under my spell?”

She uncurled herself from the chair and sashayed over to me.  I could not take my eyes off her, as I suspect was the point.

“If I deemed you a threat, we would be in a very different position right now.”

She smiled.

“Your training officer said you were more dangerous than a cage of riled rattlesnakes.”

“My compatriots would give their right arms to go on a mission with you.”

“And you?”

“I need my right arm, so no.”

“That’s a pity.  You’ve reached the end of your training, and you’re ready.  Would you like to stay? It’s not mandatory.  Long hours, bad pay, and definitely no thanks.  I don’t know why anyone would want to.”

“Today, you almost gave me a heart attack.  It’s the most alive I’ve ever been.  How could I refuse?”

“You will be working with me then.  Undercover.  It’s going to be long and arduous, and the people who were cosying up to are very, very dangerous.  I’ve got your legend, and you’ll have a day to study it, remember every detail, and then live it.  In or out?”

“Right now?”

“Right now.  We leave tomorrow night.  There is no time to think about it.”

I shrugged.  “I’m in.”

“Good.  Everything you’ll need is in your bedroom.  Until tomorrow then.”

She took a step closer and was so close I could feel the temperature rise.  It was like that moment on the park bench.  I leaned forward slightly and kissed her on the lips briefly, eyes closed for just a second before opening them to look at her.

Whimsical.  My heart did double somersaults, and I don’t think it was meant to.

“Perhaps not then.  I think in a very small space of time, I’ve developed feelings for you.”

“I feel it too.  That’s why I want you for the job.  We’re going undercover as husband and wife, and it has to look real.  I knew from that moment on the park bench you were the one.  And you are going to have to compartmentalise those feelings.  Think you can?”

“Of course.  It’s the nature of the job.  I’ll be ready.”

“Excellent.  Change of plans.  I want to know everything about you so I’m staying.  And I’ll tell you everything about me.  Let’s see where this goes.”

I would tell you how that went, but that’s another story!

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©  Charles Heath  2024

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This wasn’t the 1920s or 1930s in Egypt where the Howard Carters of this world were making famous discoveries.  It might have felt like that as we sat in the hotel room and she introduced me to the real world of archaeology, that one where time and effort often brought discouraging results and lack of progress, and then how she came to conclude that this unknown pirate that everyone and no one knew about, actually existed.

She was the only one to believe she actually existed and proceeded to explain why she thought differently to all the rest.  The pirate, of course, was female, by the name of Charlotte de Barry.  Born in 1624, she was of an age just as the golden age of pirates began.   Reputed to have taken up with a pirate, she followed him back to his ship, disguised as a man, and learned the trade until her aspirations of captaining her own ship were realised.  Pity then it was via a later Captain who had kidnapped and forced her to marry him, that harbouring a deep down hate for what he had done to her, she bided her time, and working with the crew finally killed him and took over his ship.

Was it a female crew?  It was a question I wasn’t going to ask, but I suspect it was not.  All the references were circumstantial, but there was a journal, not belonging to the captain, but the mate, chronicling their adventures, but the captain referred to in that journal was Captain Rodolph.  Certainly, the story matched that of Charlotte. 

Then there was an account of her in ‘A History of Pirates’, and again, it could be construed it was Charlotte.  I wanted to believe it was true for her sake.  The journal had one particular entry, rather long that detailed the burial of treasure to be collected later, in Jamaica, not far from Port Antonio in a place named, now, Frenchman’s Cove.

The thing is, as a work of fiction, it was entirely believable.  I could write it, and it would be, as she said, a best seller because everyone wants to believe there’s treasure out there, somewhere.

When I asked her about the journal, she said it was a handwritten translation from a number of writing books that dated back to the late 1800s.  She had considered the entries might be the work of a fertile imagination, but there were too many entries that had a ring of authenticity to them, that the writer had to be aboard a pirate ship. 

Others had dismissed them as just that, fictional entries, but she had cross-referenced the dates with other known documents.  A lot depended on their authenticity, and it begged the question of why someone else hadn’t taken the information.  The person she’d bought them off had found them in an old chest up in the attic of her grandparent’s house in England, thought them to be just a work of fiction and put them out for sale in a garage sale.  A lucky find, perhaps.

That didn’t mean I didn’t believe she made a tangible discovery. All it needed was some artifacts, and it would take on a whole new life, and that was where time and money played a huge factor.  Like Howard Carter, those two items were running out.

This, by her own admission, was going to be her final attempt, and I was hoping it would be successful.

After making arrangements to be away for a few weeks and channelling the funds into an account accessible to both of us, we hopped on a plane and headed for Kingston, Jamaica, on the first leg of the trip.

We were planning to head off to the site near Port Antonio, a small Cove where they had to stop and make repairs after a battle at sea with a British frigate, and where the decision was made to offload the treasure into five chests and bury it.

The precise location was not exactly described in the journal, but there were references to landmarks that bore similarities.  It was enough to go ahead and get the government documents required to explore.  She had deliberately made it obscure by outlining a thousand more acres than was necessary.

Imagine then our surprise to find the Jamiesons, father and son, at the check-in counter having arrived the same time as us. It was the best hotel in Kingston, so perhaps not so much a surprise.

Jackson noticed us first.  “Elizabeth, fancy meeting you here.  Or not.  This is your stomping ground.  Found any pirate treasure yet.  What’s it been, seven years?  Did you break a mirror?”

I could see the expression on her face and the anger about to boil over.  I stepped between them.

“I think that was a bit uncalled for, Jackson.”

“Why am I not surprised to see her with a trashy novelist.  Couldn’t be an archaeologist, so you just invent stuff.  I’m not surprised her university funds were cancelled.  It’s going to real archaeology.”

It wasn’t hard to read between the lines.  “Why are you here?”

“Haven’t you been reading the papers?  We’ve found the location of the treasure.  It took a week.  Not seven years.  I guess you’re as big a failure as your boyfriend here.”

She was going to remonstrate, but it wasn’t the place or the time.  We needed facts if he had stolen her dig.  I turned to her and said, “There’s no point discussing this while you’re angry, and we don’t know what’s happened, or if it’s the same dig.  We’ll check in and then find out what’s going on.”  I certainly didn’t want to argue with him here, now.

I could see the anger blazing in her eyes, and if I let her, I was sure that the police would end up being called.  Instead, I hustled her away to a safe distance.  Right then, I didn’t think her opinion of me went anywhere but down.

I saw Jackson say something to the father, and he looked over at us with an odd expression.  Whether or not he had heard his son belittling us, he definitely looked uncomfortable, which to me was odd.

“Why did you do that.  You know what this is about.  He is not content to create his own miracle find.  Now he’s trying to steal mine.”

“You don’t know that for sure.  He might have found something else entirely.  This place has more than one dig right now, and Pirates are in the news.  Let’s check-in, go to the room, and then I’ll make a call.  When my first book was published, I got a call from an editor of the paper here.  I’ll call him and see what he has to say.  Jackson said that it was in the news.”

I could see she was still angry but saving her from making a scene in the hotel lobby was better than the alternative and might play into their hands.  I had to sigh in relief when she did as I asked.

“Do you have someone local you can call and see what’s happening at your site?  I assume you shut it down before coming back?”

“Yes.  I left Jimmie there.  He lives nearby.  Oddly, he hadn’t called to tell me anything.”

“Then perhaps it’s not your site Jackson was referring to.  They could be somewhere else.”

I was hoping it was.

A half-hour later, a local newspaper in hand, and seeing a small story about the famous Egypt archaeologist who was in Kingston to make an announcement about his next exciting project, I arrived back in my room. I could see she was trying to phone her local assistant, just as I tracked down the editor.

He was delighted to hear I was in Kingston and asked if it was for a book signing.

“No.  I’m not sure why my agent doesn’t schedule signings all over the world, it would certainly make a difference to the dark attic I seem to be continually stuck in, writing.”

“Really?”  He seemed to believe me.

“No, not really, but some days I feel like it.  Actually, I’m here because a friend of mine has been working on a dig of her own, investigating one of the few female pirates one Charlotte de Berry, and the myth of buried treasure.”

“A story no doubt you will be writing about.”

“Something like that.  There is another archaeologist in town, we just ran into the Jamiesons downstairs, and I read in the paper there’s going to be a big announcement.  Do you know what it is?”

“As it happens it’s about the same pirate.  But no one believes it’s possible.  One of our experts and believe me she knows everything about Pirates and Jamaica, says that whatever he turns up, it will have nothing to do with Charlotte de Barry, or anyone else.  Any treasure buried or otherwise will not be found. “

“You say that with a lot of scepticism”.

“I read your story on the Jamieson Egypt dig and it dripped with scepticism.  My impression is that you have proof, you just never played that card.  They tried to stop the publication of your first book. Not the wisest of moves because it turned it into a best seller.  It might have just disappeared into the ether had he not.”

A blunt but true assessment.  I had thought it would not get any interest and end up on the remainder tables.  Then came the lawsuit, and the reluctant publisher that had delayed the release, suddenly published and glad they did.

So was I with the three-book deal that followed.

“They simply saw that there was no merit to their case.  But still, it could as you say disappear into the ether.  When is the press conference?”

“Three days.  They’re going to the site, do a preliminary investigation, and then tell the world.  I fear this may be a gigantic hoax and it’s not what we want or need.”

“Then I shall put on my investigative journalist hat and see what it’s about.  And you can have the story whichever way it turns out.”

“Thank you.  We shall speak again.”

I disconnected the call and looked over at Elizabeth.  She did not look happy.  “What did you find out?”

“Jimmie has gone missing.  I spoke to Fred, another chap I was working with, and he said that a large team of people arrived a week ago and set up about a mile away from my site, closer to the Cove.  He says that the man in charge is Jackson Jamieson.  I sent him a photo and he ID’ed him.  I think Jimmie has sold me out.  I told him I would be back with his money but apparently, he called the Jamiesons and said if the price was right, he’d tell them everything.”

“Including the place where you think the treasure is?”

“No.  Only I know where that is.  But if he rips up the site, then might just bulldoze over the top of it.”

“Can they do that?”

“How much money can they throw at it?”

A lot.

“Then we need to get there and see what’s happening for ourselves.  They’ll probably go by helicopter.  We’re going to have to drive there.”

“If we go tonight?”

“We could do that.”

“I’m sorry but this is just too much.  I should have guessed something like this would happen.  It’s all become a very cut-throat business, and I’m just not up for that end of it.”

“Well let’s wait and see.  It all might be a storm in a teacup.”

An hour later, while Elizabeth was showering and changing her clothes, I said I was going down to tell the front desk we would be away for a few days.  In reality, I told her a small lie.

There was one stop along the way.  The presidential suite, where I knew the intrepid father and son archaeologists were staying.  I didn’t have to ask the front desk.

Standing outside, I rang the doorbell, and a minute later, a man came to the door, what looked to me like a butler. 

I’ve come to see Aristotle Jamieson. I don’t have an appointment but tell him it’s Leo Brightman, and it’s in his best interests to see me.”

“Very good.  Please wait.” Then he shut the door again, leaving me out in the passage.

Five minutes passed before he returned.  “Mr Jamieson will see you now.  Follow me.”

It was like some of the very large apartments I had seen in New York when I was contemplating living there. A large living area, a passage to two bedrooms, and a study or meeting room that would double as a dining room.

He was sitting at one end of the table in the meeting room, documents, folders, a computer, and a phone set out neatly in front of him.  The son was not in the room, thankfully.  The butler closed the door behind me, and we were alone.

“If you’ve come to plead her case to withdraw, it won’t work.  Her claim expired two weeks ago, and she should have renewed it.”

“That’s part of the reason I’m here, but not the only.  To be clear, I was, and still am in fact, an investigative journalist.  You will know this because a lot of my first book was based on my investigation into your Egyptian find.  You tried to stop publication and force a few changes, but ultimately, I have you to thank for making me far wealthier than I would have been digging around looking for stuff that’s increasingly rare to find.  So thank you.”

“And yet, I sense a but.”

“The but is a man named Antoine Gascon.”

I could see the flicker of recognition and the attempt to hide that tell.

“He died five years ago.  A grubby little man who forged Egyptian trinkets to sell on the black market for extortionate sums to gullible fools.”

“He was murdered, you know.  I investigated his death because I didn’t believe he had died accidentally.  Turns out the toxicology report the police received wasn’t the real report.”

“Not my concern.”

“Not right now, but it will be.  Six years ago, a week before his untimely death, he and I sat down and had an extensive interview.  He showed me his workshop and the trial-and-error artifacts he created for you.  Just so you know, there are numerous copies of this interview in the hands of various people who will make that information public under certain circumstances.”

“No one would believe it, because, as I said, he has been proved to be a liar and a cheat.”

“That may be, but when he told you he destroyed all the prototypes and moulds, and I know you or your son, he didn’t specifically say, was there when he did, the fact is he kept two, both of which you generously donated to the museum.  When he made those, he made two identical artifacts, which experts will discover when they do a thorough examination.  The location of them is in the recorded interview.  Now you can keep up the charade, or we can do a deal. I’m not interested in making a mockery out of archaeology, but I do want something that will be very easy for you to grant.  If that happens, then you won’t be reading about a certain scurrilous archaeologist.”

I could see he was wrestling with the idea of just bluffing me and sticking to his original story so that no one would believe Antoine.  Had he not shown me the two artifacts, I would have done the same in his place.  I would have liked to be able to read his mind.

After a small sign, whether of defeat, or pragmatism, he said, “And what guarantee do I get in return.”

“If you leave Elizabeth and her dig alone, the interview never sees the light of day.  I don’t care what you do, just don’t destroy her one chance.  You can join her, but it is her dig and her glory.  You have yours and you can keep it.  As I said, it’s in the best interests of everyone that the status quo remains.  It’s up to you.  We’re leaving for her dig site in a few hours.  If she chooses to go where you set up your circus, they should be informed that it is her project and that they are working for her.  Your collaboration will be appreciated.  Your son, just keep him under control, he wasn’t particularly nice earlier.”  I stood.

“Is that all?  I assume you will not be destroying those tapes?”

“No.  Just in case you change your mind in the future, or, if anything happens to you, your son decides to go off the reservation.  What I’m asking for is no skin off your nose.  We don’t have to be friends, but it would help if you simply played nice.”

“I’ll think about it.”

I shrugged.  “Don’t think too long.”

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©  Charles Heath  2024

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I was happy where I ended up, far, far away from the madding crowd, a misquote from the title of one of my favourite books.

One of six siblings, I had three brothers and two sisters, and being the youngest of the six, I was the one the other five gave the hardest time

It might have been because my parents spoiled me rotten, being the surprise, they never expected.  That and much later, when our parents died travelling in a far away and relatively dangerous place, on their way home from visiting me.

That was the day I basically never saw or spoke to them.  In a sense, it was easy.  They were in England, too wrapped up in a squabble over the spoils of an undocumented inheritance, and I was happy being the forgotten son in Africa.

I had never wanted anything to do with family life in England, not living in the large house, the servants, the other properties in Europe, managing the farms, and later as grew older, watching the responsibility of it all slowly crush my father, trying to keep it all afloat while the other five siblings tried to squander the fortune in ways that beggared belief.

He knew what was happening, it was one of the reasons why he came to visit me. I wondered why he had come alone, but it turned out that the day they were both coming, she had got very ill.

It was then he told me that when they returned, the debt collectors would move in, and everything was lost.  He knew it wouldn’t bother me, I had never had any interest in the family fortune or now lack thereof as it turned out.

He had wanted me to return home and sort out the mess, but I declined.  Instead, we spent a few days together reliving old and better times l, then took him back to Nairobi and spent a day with my mother.  It was clear he hadn’t told her.  It would be a shock when they returned, but they would survive.

Except they didn’t return, at least not alive, killed in a freak accident on the way to the airport.  When I sent word home of their deaths, there was not one response from any of the children.

In the end, I made arrangements with the estate manager at their home to send them home to be buried in the family plot.  In a last-minute change of heart, I accompanied them back to England, and then to the Manor House which, when greeted by the Estate Manager, told me that the house had been repossessed by the bank and that everyone had been evicted.

In a final act of kindness, we were allowed to bury them in the family cemetery, in a service run by a priest I’d never seen before, attended by people I could not remember as family friends.  Perhaps the only relevant attendee was a man I recognised, my father’s legal friend, Dobbins.

He only asked one question: Did I have a copy of the last will and testament.  Apparently, my father had come out to discuss it.  I told him he did not, and I did not have anything.  We just talked about the old days, and he left.  He just shook his head and left.

Not one of my brothers or sisters turned up to the service.  Why would they? There was nothing in it for them.  That would come with the reading of the will…oops, there was no will.

You never get what you wish for, and apparently, Lamu Island, about ten hours’ drive from Nairobi in Kenya, was not far enough away.

It was no coincidence that I ended up in Kenya, the brother of my great, great, great grandfather had served in the British army and then retired, and instead of going home, bought a small plot of land on Lamu Island and built a place to spend the rest of his days.

Successive generations made improvements until the line died out, the place came up for sale, and knowing its heritage and connection to the family, I bought it.

It was why, on a bright autumn morning, I was sitting on the front porch staring out across the landscape, paying attention on a car heading along the road that rarely had vehicular traffic.

It could only be heading for one of three places, two further up the road, if it could be called that, to my neighbours, or to my place.  Neither of my neighbours was currently at home, and I wasn’t expecting anyone, so it was either trouble or an unexpected visitor.

I took a few minutes to prepare for any eventuality and then went back to my seat.  The car slowed as it approached my driveway, then stopped.  I could see there was only one person in the car, but it was hard to tell who it might be.

My cell phone rang.

Was it the person in the car?  If so, how did they get my cell number?

There was a phone number but not a name.  It was an English-based cell number, but no name, therefore not someone I knew.

I shrugged and pressed the green button.

“Jeremy?”

It sounded like my sister, Felicity, one year older and the one whom I had the most angst with.  I hadn’t missed her after leaving and deliberately avoided contact since.  I’d be very annoyed if my father had told the others where I was.

I could pretend to be someone else, but it would seem churlish.  I had no doubt it was her.

“Turn around and go home.”

“Can’t.  I flew in with a friend and they won’t be back for two days.  I figure you would at the very least put me up for that time.  We have things to discuss.”

“We have nothing to discuss.  You and the rest of the vultures might, but it has nothing to do with me.  I told Dad I wanted nothing to do with him, his assets, not that he has any, or you lot.”

“That might be what you think is the situation, but exactly the opposite is true.  He didn’t die intestate, nor did he die penniless like he told everyone, and despite your protestations, he left you the lot.  And I’m here to help head off the angry mob.”

As much as I wanted to believe it, this seemed a con to get in the door.  I’d hear her out and then get Adolf, a friend who lived nearby to take her back to the airport.

“Whatever.  You’ve got an hour to prove your case, and then you’re gone.  I know for a fact he had nothing. He proved it when he was here, so whatever you think you know, you don’t.”

“I don’t have any choice.” 

The line went dead, so I guess I would have to wait and see what the three of them had concocted.

I watched the car, and after the phone call, it surprised me that she did not drive in but sat outside and made another call.

I suspect she was calling the siblings to tell them she had found me and was about to plead their case.

It was stupid to think or believe that our father had left anything behind other than massive debts.  There was no way that our mother had left anything because her fortune or lack thereof was tied up in our father’s financial mess.

He had told me quite plainly there was nothing left and that the receivers were moving in the moment he arrived home.

And if her information came from our father’s lawyer, then he had not mentioned anything when I spoke to him.  He has asked if I had a copy of the will, and that I didn’t mean the last will stood which apportioned the estate to the other siblings, excluding me, because he and I had a falling out at the time.

Nothing she said made sense.

Ten minutes passed before the car continued from the front gate to the house.  I remained on the deck, and watched her park the car next to mine, get out, smooth out the wrinkles, and walk up the stairs.

That last meeting, however long ago it was, and it still rankled, and I was angry.  There were not going to be hugs nor apologies for distancing myself from all of them.  I had nothing in common with any of them, and I’d made my views quite plain the last time I saw them all together and didn’t pull any punches.

It was odd that she was here now.

“Don’t get settled,”  I noted she had left her bag in the car.  “State your case.”

I didn’t move, and there was no way she was setting foot inside.

She held out a piece of paper, neatly folded.

“A copy of the will.”

I glared at her and then at it.  “Where did you get it?”

“It was under one of the drawers in his study.”

“Who found it?”

“Jacob.  You know what he’s like?”

“I do.  His most notable trait, forging his father’s signature so he could escape school.  If that’s your evidence, then it’s not.”

I took it, unfolded it, and glanced at the contents.  It was worded like a six-year-old would, and had about ten lines that simply left all his worldly possessions to me.  The writing was scrawled, as were the witnesses’ names I didn’t recognise.

“It’s a forgery.  And he had no worldly possessions.  Who are these witnesses?”

“Dobkins partners.”

“Why didn’t he tell me that when I saw him at the funeral?  Moreover, why did he ask me if I had a copy of the will?”

OK, I could see what might be happening here. The angry mob were throwing a fake, hoping I would proffer the one they believed her left with me that was to their benefit.

This was Andrew’s doing.  He was the most devious of the lot.

I had my cell phone, and I’d put Dobkin’s phone number on it when my father visited.  He had said I would have to talk to him when things got bad.  When they had, I’d expected a call.  He did not.

Was he in league with the siblings thinking there were a few pounds to be made?

I called the number, and he answered.

“It’s Jeremy.  I’ve got Felicity here with some cock and bull story about me being the only beneficiary of a non-existent fortune my father didn’t leave behind, in a will that was obviously forged by Jacob.  I’ll be happy to prove it.”

His response was predictable. “You have a new will then?”

They were all in it together.

“We had this conversation.  There is no other will, and this one I’d rubbish, and you know it.  He died intestate.  If there’s spoilt to be had, the vultures split it between them.  If not, don’t bother me again.”

I hung up.

I glared at her. “Whatever this is, whatever you lot have conspired between you, forget about including me in it. There’s nothing to be bad.  I don’t have a copy of my father’s will.  That’s not why he came here.  While he was here, he told me between Mother and you lot, you have bled the estate dry, and there was nothing left.  Since I was the only one who wasn’t a bloodsucking leech, he thought I might have some idea of how to save the family home.  Short of a miracle, I did not.”

“Then how do you account for this?”

She pulled another neatly folded piece of paper and held it out.

“What is it?”

“A list of assets.”

I took it more out of curiosity than anything else and looked at it.  It had the title ‘Investments’ and was a list of stocks and bonds with the purchase date, and another date, about a month before he came to see me.  Under the latter date was a value.

It was written in the same spidery handwriting that was almost the same in the will but with key differences.  This was his writing. The will wasn’t.

It was the same documents he had shown me when he visited, and he had said when he cadged it all in to pay the debts, it had fallen short by nearly three million pounds.

He’d also shown me the bank documents, including the one that advised that he had a specified period to find that remaining sum or risk foreclosure.

They were still in the satchel the police had delivered along with what belongings he and our mother had at the time of their deaths.  It was all upstairs in the attic, none of which I could find the desire to look at or send home.

I could see now why the vultures thought there were spoils to be had.  That asset list was worth nearly twenty million pounds.

“I bet you and your fellow vultures eyes lit up when you saw this?”

“Only the fact he left it to you, not us.  We all need that money, and as you say, you don’t.”

I shrugged.  “You have spoken to his investment bankers before you came, didn’t you?”

“What do you mean?”

I shook my head.  None of them had any common sense, not where money was concerned, and not while there was an endless well to draw from.  They wouldn’t because none of them considered investing or even saving for a rainy day.

“You’ve come a long way for nothing.  You can stay until your ride returns.  I gave her the two sheets of paper back.  “The will is fake.  The list of investments, he cashed in trying to save the family home.  He fell short by three million.  Is any one of you still living in the house, or did the bank take it?”

She didn’t have to answer.

“Andrew and Jacob set you up, Felicity.  If they came, I’d shoot them without hesitation.  You, I would think twice.  And I think you know that Will was a fake, and that because the bank took the house, there was nothing left.  If you don’t, then perhaps I should shoot you.”

She was sullen over dinner after I showed her around the house.  It wasn’t much, but I never had the same expensive tastes as the others.

They had all worn the mantle of the Lord’s in waiting, pushing that life of privilege to the limit.  It was never a matter of keeping up with the Joneses. They were the Joneses.

Until the well went dry, and it was interesting reading their comeuppance one by one as they found themselves explaining what happened.  Or not being able to, because none of them understood the nature of their problems.  They had spent all their time relying on our father to do it for them.

I knew that Felicity was smarter than the rest of them, she had been the only one who was academically gifted and had aspirations of being, of all things, a jet fighter pilot in the RAF.  Neatly succeeded if there hadn’t been an accident that, in the end, saw her discharged from the service.

From there, she became an airline pilot, an envious job, and how she managed to get to my place. 

It didn’t make sense to me why she would buy into Andrew and Jacob’s scheme, and I tried to draw it out of her.  Perhaps giving her the facts had made her realise what a waste of time the exercise was.

Whatever the reason, she went to bed a very sad woman.

Assuming that she was not going to believe what I had told her, I made that trip to the attic and found my father’s satchel.  I took it down to my study and laid the papers out on the desk.

Then I went to bed.

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©  Charles Heath  2024

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It was a bad day when Mac appeared.

Mac was the supervisor of everyone on the floor, and he only came down for one of two reasons, to tell us that we had not met the performance statistics for the month, or he was here to retire someone.

It was an in-joke that when they spoke about retiring an employee, what it really meant was they were being fired.

We knew the performance statistics for our section were spot on, so someone was getting fired. 

All eyes followed him from the moment he stepped out of the elevator, and then as he walked slowly across the floor, sometimes stopping just to see the expression on that person’s face before moving on.

Today, he stopped twice until he reached my station.  Then he stopped and looked at me

My first thought.  I’d done nothing wrong.  I’d been there the longest and knew how to do the work blindfolded, so why?

“Clear your station, collect your stuff, and follow me.”

Had he not said ‘collect your stuff’, I would not be worried.  Now I was, trying to think of what it was that had caused my demise.  The only thing I could think of was the anonymous suggestion I’d dropped in the box, one that would improve production and make life easier for us.

It only took a few minutes to stow the materials and take the machine out of service for the night.  Another team would come later to check or repair it for the next day, if required.  Machine downtime was practically non-existent.

Five minutes after he arrived, we were crossing the floor back to the elevator lobby.  From there, we would ascent three floors to the administration level where HR was and where the paperwork would be waiting.

It was pointless asking him why.  He would only say they never confided in him; he was simply doing what he was told.  Nor would he say anything more. He was literally a man of few words.

The elevator doors closed, and the old car slowly crawled up the shaft.  It was the original elevator from the early 1900s and a relic from the past, much like everything in the factory.

The owner did not like change, nor did he like the new trend in furniture making, stuff that came out of cardboard boxes.  Stuff, he raged at one staff meeting that would fall over in a breeze.

They would never make that stuff, not even over his dead body.

Well, perhaps everything was relative.  The old man had died, and the son was looking to sell, never interested in furniture, making or selling it.  Nobody would be making or selling anything over his dead body.

The elevator made it, and the doors creaked open.

We marched up the corridor to the office at the end, the one that said ‘Production Manager’ and below that, practically faded away, George Bendon, the man who held that position 65 years ago.

He opened the door and motioned for me to pass.  He was obviously not waiting around to hear the news.  Would he miss me, I doubt it.

A man was looking out the window with his back to me, and the form looked familiar.  When the door closed, he turned around.

The boss’s son, William.  His second, perhaps third, visit to the factory.

We were friends once when his father all but adopted me when my parents died.  He grew up and shunned all ties with people not in his class, I grew up resenting everyone and everything to do with his world.

“James.”

“Mr. Reynolds.”

“You can call me William.  I’ve got over being a ponce.”  He smiled wanly.  “I’ve managed to burn more bridges than you’ve crossed, I dare say, James.”

He sat, I sat.  The office hadn’t been used in a while, and there was a thin film of dust on the desk.  It smelled musty from lack of use or more because the whole place had been around for about 120 years.  It had always belonged to a Renolds.

“Am I being discharged?”  Might as well get to the point.

“Is that what you think?”

“Why else would you send the hangman?”

“Is that what you lot call Mac.”  He looked thoughtful for a moment.  “Of course, you do.  I bet that was you’re doing.”

Guilty.

“I said to my father a long time ago that giving you a university education was a mistake.  He said, and I’ll remember this to my dying day James, said, “he’ll make far better use of it, even if he doesn’t, than you ever will and do.  The bastard was right, of course.  I spent my time chasing girls rather than learning anything useful.  I thought the old man would live forever.  Nearly did.

“So, when a suggestion turned up in the box, the first in 31 years, by the way, it was easy to guess who wrote it.  Perfect English and technically sound.  No one else in this place could, not even if I included what is laughingly known as management.”

I should have guessed.  People knew how to do their bit, but not much else.  They were never interested in teaching multi-tasking.  The old man believes that if a man stuck to the one task, he would be perfect every time.

It didn’t help when that one man went missing, or worse, died.

“You always were the one to make a long speech about nothing.  It’s why you were the perfect politician.”

He spent 15 years in parliament, but a change in government saw him tossed out in the last election. Now he was looking for something to do.

“Still got the flair for being direct, James.”

I shook my head.  He’d grown fat and lazy and never really had to work a day in his life.

“Life’s too short to spend it waffling William.”

“Direct.  OK.  My sister wants to keep this place afloat.  I want to sell it and head for the hills.  She’s more annoying than you are.” He took an envelope out of his coat pocket and put it on the table.  “A return first class to Singapore, and a week’s stay in a posh hotel.  There’s spending money, enough to buy some practical clothes.  I would like you to go to the Furniture Manufacturers Symposium or whatever it is and float your idea.  If they think it’ll work, we’ll give it a go.  Myself, I don’t think you’ll get anyone to agree, it’s all stuff in cardboard boxes these days, but there is a hotel chain that likes our stuff and a contract worth tens of millions.  If we can halve our costs.  Up for the challenge?”

“Not being discharged.”

“No.  But if this doesn’t work, it might be the end.”

“Challenge accepted.” At least no one could say I didn’t try.

It was not the first time I’d been out of the country, but it was the first time to be so far from home.

It was hot, really hot, and it was the humidity that hit the hardest.  It was fine inside the hotel, and it was a lot more upmarket than I was used to staying in.

That’s why I looked a little lost looking for the breakfast room.

“It’s like a miniature city in this place, isn’t it?”

I turned to see a woman perhaps my age, dressed for summer, with that summery air about her.

“You look lost,” she added.

“Breakfast room.  I mean, who has a room entirely devoted to one meal.  And how many different types of food could there be?”

She smiled.  “Far too many, I assure you.  Whatever happened to toast and marmalade, rice bubbles with milk and sugar, and a decent cup of Twining’s English breakfast tea?”

She just described my perfect breakfast, the one introduced to me by Williams’ father.

“Too many indeed.”

“Then follow me.  I went exploring last night when I arrived.  They wouldn’t let my elephant come too, so I had to walk.  Dammed inconvenient of them, but I guess I’m going to have to move with the times.”

I gave her the ocne up and down. Eccentric? Yes.  Quite mad?  Perhaps she may have been out in the sun too long.  She was definitely English, and I suspect good fun.  Far too jolly for me. And, although I had no idea why it crossed my mind, she was out of my league.

“I’m sure you have better things to do?”

She looked around.  “No.  I have to eat; you have to eat.” She shrugged.  “This way.”

I followed her into a large room that obviously doubled as a restaurant for the rest of the day.  There were three in the hotel.  Three.

We gave our room numbers to the man in an immaculate white suit at the door, and a waitress magically summoned us to a table, believing we were together. 

She did not abandon me, and for some odd reason, the idea of eating alone was not something I wanted to do.

“Let’s explore the food choices.  Be prepared to have your taste buds tested.”

It was a pleasant half hour, and despite the huge range of breakfast items that might be worth trying another day, we both ended up with rice bubbles with milk and sugar, toast and marmalade and Twining’s English Breakfast tea, no sugar or milk.

She told me her name was Josephine Benoit.  She didn’t say why she was in Singapore, so I thought she was just passing through on the way to another adventure.  With or without elephants.

I gave her my name and said I was an engineer without adding it was relayed to furniture manufacturers.  It sounded lame.  It was probably the first time I felt ashamed of what I did.

Other than that, It was an interesting conversation about everything and nothing, and when we parted outside the entrance, I thought it would be the last time I’d see her.

The convention centre was huge, and there were furniture manufacturers from all over the world, but the biggest exhibits were those who created the self-assembled furniture in a box.

What I disliked about it was the disposability factor.  It was not made to last, and the wood was not wood, just some manufactured board with a veneer coating. And if it was cracked or not assembled correctly, a simple glass of water could ruin it in a matter of days. 

Our furniture was made from real timber, not that there was a lot of it left in the world because a lot of the older trees had been cut down and nearly all the rest were protected in national parks.  It’s why sourcing raw materials was getting harder, why house frames were made out of metal, and why wood chips were in such large demand rather than the effort of cutting planks.

After the boxed furniture came the plastic innovators.  Plastic furniture had come a long way from those awful basic chairs in the beginning, the sort that almost gave Mr Reynolds a heart attack, not only because they were horrendous, it was the reality that people preferred cheap over quality.

I guess somewhere along the line, we failed to realise that while people were earning more, their disposable income was going into holidays and cars and the house itself with very little left for everything else.  It’s why boxed furniture was so well regarded.  It was cheap and expedient.

Reynolds was part of a world that no longer existed.  People liked the idea of beautiful furniture, the sort we made, they just couldn’t afford it.

And the thing was, those same people would spend the same, if not more, on leather-based suites, which was probably the only reason why we were still in business.  Our leather lounge range was the best in the world.  But economic times were hard, sales were down, and recovery of any sort was a long way off.

So, finding people in similar situations, but having their factories in lower-income countries making their furniture a lot less expensive, I spoke to those I thought might be interested.  The idea I had was to get the components made by these overseas factories, using real wood, and assembling the pieces ourselves back home.  It would take a considerable slice off the end price without compromising the quality.

The problem. The overseas manufacturers wanted to do it all, turning it into upmarket box furniture, or charging a fee for piecework and a premium for sourcing real timber.  On top of the shipping, we would be no better off.  And the quality, while reasonably good, was way below our standard.

What I saw on display looked good from a distance but close up, I could see it was built to a price.  Looking good and being good were two entirely different things.

“You look lost.”

A female voice, and when I turned, I saw it was Josephine.

I resisted the urge to ask, ‘What are you doing here’   and instead said, “What a pleasant surprise to see you here.”

“There’s only so much you can do with an elephant.  Thought I come and look at the latest and greatest furniture.  Someone said there was an exhibition, and I had nothing to do for a few hours.  This is hardly where I’d expect to see an engineer.  Shouldn’t you be building bridges or skyscrapers?”

“I did consider building a car that runs on water.”

“Well, aren’t you the dark horse in the race?  I’ll deduce from that you have an interest in furniture?”

“I help make it.  Good stuff, not this rubbish.”

“Those are fighting words, James.  People here would take issue with that description of their wares.”

“Are you one of them?”  I guessed I’d better see which side of the fence she sat on before I burned a bridge.

“Me?  No, I agree with you, but we have to move with the times.”

“Do we?”

She shrugged.  “Let’s go to the bar. You can ply me with Singapore Slings, and I’ll tell you about my adventures.  You look like you need a distraction.”

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©  Charles Heath  2024

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…

Sometimes, you don’t realise how fortunate you are until you make the mistake of taking it all for granted.

That, of course, begged the question of how dangerous it might be if you were to simply ask, what if….

My problem was that everything came too easy, not that I’m complaining, but it seemed to me that those who struggled were better equipped to deal with problems.

Again, I’m not complaining, but…

It was just a statement in the middle of an innocuous conversation with my sister, who had what seemed to be the perfect life

A husband she had known since middle school, the perfect 2.4 children, the perfect job, and the perfect life.

I, on the other hand, never found the right girl, relationships would last about a year, sometimes longer, then peter out, and there was no likelihood of children, but I did have the perfect job, running my own bookstore

It was all I ever wanted to do.

Oh, sorry, and write.  But although I could sell books, and I always had a million ideas for writing a book, I could never sit down in front of a blank page and put those million ideas down on paper.

And until I could, I would never be happy.

“And that’s why you’re a hopeless case,” Jenny said, smiling at me over the table.  “Now, pass me the salt.”

Sunday evening dinner at her apartment, with the perfect partner and perfect children, eating dinner prepared by the perfect cook.

I had just lamented again my inability to find the right one and be able to return the dining favour.

“I should learn to cook myself.”

“The day that happens, Jay is the date the works as we know it will end.  You need to get a hobby, play a sport, or go to places where you might find that special someone.  It is clear dating sites and singles bars are not the way to find Miss Right.”

I was beginning to wish that I hadn’t told her about my last disaster.

“Perhaps the girl of your dreams will walk into your bookstore and sweep you off your feet.”

Larry, the perfect husband, had that ingratiating manner of making a perfectly normal comment sound like a sarcastic retort.

To counter his thrust, I parried with, “Well, there was this dreamy young lady who came in the other day and had the most exquisite accent.  She was probably a Russian spy,”

Jenny shook her head.  “How is the next best-selling spy thriller going?”

“The same as usual.  Can’t put words on paper.”

“Perhaps you should try and act it out in real-time.  Some places can fulfil a wish, up to a certain point, for a price.”  Larry was also full of good ideas, just never remembered where he got them from.

“There you go,” Jenny said.  “Problem solved.  Now, who wants my famous Apple pie?”

It was an interesting notion that Larry raised, and one I thought about, on the way back to my apartment.  It did make me wonder how the perfect husband knew about what was essentially a fantasy-fulfilling business.

And when I searched high and low on the internet for it, or anything like it, I couldn’t find anything.  Except when I used the actual words fantasy fulfilment and came back with two women who were quite literally mind-boggling.

That I didn’t need.

That notion of acting out my story stayed in my mind and was the last thought I had before dropping into an uneasy sleep.

The next morning was the same as any other.  I got up, dressed, and went down to the cafe next to the bookstore and got a coffee and croissant.  And said hello to my sister who owned the cafe.

The two shops were part of the building that housed the shops, our apartments, and five other businesses, left to us by our parents as our inheritance.  Our little slice of New York in Brooklyn.

“How’s that search for a fantasy going?” She asked as she handed me the coffee.

“How did you.. “

“Your eyes lit up.  I could tell it made its mark.”

“I didn’t find anything.  I looked.  How does Larry know about it?”

“He knows lots of stuff about lots of stuff.  You’ll find it.  You’re just not using the right search words.  Now, be off with you. This is the rush hour, you know.”

I took the croissant from another girl and nodded, but she was already onto the best three customers, the line out the door.  Three years on a tow shed won the best cafe in the neighbourhood.

I went next door and opened the door.  I was not expecting a lot of customers because these days most people buy their books online.

My store had lots of obscure titles, out of print and first editions.  People only came. I’d they were specifically looking for something rare or hard to find.  I also sold books written by my favourite fiction authors and one day hoped to have a book signing.

That was a hope that would have less chance than my desire to write a book.

Three customers, three books each sought out at this particular obscure bookshop.  Three more five-star reviews on the internet, which probably wouldn’t mean anything in the greater scheme of things.

I didn’t need to work. The way my father had structured our inheritance gave us both a very adequate income, but Henny had insisted we didn’t become idle.  She wasn’t going to stop working, as much as Larry wanted her to because she wanted somewhere to go and something to do other than being a mother.

I liked the idea of having somewhere to go, I had several assistants who came and spent their days rearranging the shelves and keeping the dust at bay.  There were not a lot of sakes, but they didn’t care.  They had the same reverence for books as I had. We were all fighting the digital revolution in our own way.

Perry, a kid who tried to steal a book on his first visit, came from out back with a laptop in his hand.  “Found a place.”

It didn’t take long to find out he needed money for his family, so I offered him a job.  He said he knew nothing about books, I said I didn’t either when I started.

I’d told him what I was looking for and he said to leave it with him.

“Just what are you looking for.  If it’s a woman, I know if a few places, if it’s something else, there are places you just don’t want to go.”

Unlike Larry, I knew Perry knew what he was talking about.  “I have no idea what I want or what I would like.  I was hoping they might set up a few scenarios so I can do some writing.

He shrugged, then left the laptop on the desk and went back to the shelves.

Another customer came in and interrupted my search, and it took some time before we found the book he was seeking, filed in the wrong spot.  It was, I thought, an attempt by the universe to distract me from finally finding a way to start writing.

It didn’t.

I went through the list that Perry had made, and there was one place that seemed familiar, a name had heard once before in a conversation, the one time I went to the local writing group gathering at a nearby Cafe, one that wasn’t Jenny’s.

I called them.

It was an odd conversation because I had expected the person who answered the phone to announce the name of the company.  Instead, it was a simple “Hello.”.

Which left me asking if I was speaking to a representative of the StoryTime organisation.

The answer was a tentative yes as if the person on the other end of the phone wasn’t quite sure who they were working for, or it was one of the answering services who answered for a dozen different places.

Then she asked for my name and phone number and the times I would be available to talk. I gave her the information and hung up, not expecting to hear from them again.

At the end of the day, I locked the door and went up to my apartment.  Jenny had long since shut the door and had gone to collect her children from the friend who collected them from school.

Larry rarely got home before six at night, if he was not working back.

I had a container with leftover dinner from Jenny who knew I didn’t cook, often ate takeout, which was not very healthy, and insisted I eat with them most nights.  Tonight, it was chicken something.

As I got another Budweiser from the fridge, my phone buzzed, and it was an incoming message from StoryTime.  A list and a short description of the ‘products’ they were offering.

One, the romance package, where the customer meets up with a prospective target in an unusual manner, and then plays out any one of a dozen different scenarios.  Each of the scenarios will be provided, but it doesn’t necessarily need to run to the script.

Two, the romance with adventure package, where there is danger involved, and similar to the adventure package, there are a dozen different scenarios that can play out.

Three, the thriller package, is not for the faint-hearted or those with heart conditions.  Some hard work and full-on exercise will be needed.  There can be a romantic element to this, too.

A questionnaire is attached which you will be required to fill in as much as possible so we can have a good idea of what to set up as a mission biography and parameters.

It was strictly prohibited once the mission started for it to stop except for very exceptional reasons.  To date, no mission has been terminated mid-way through.  Our actors are also using these experiences to enhance their talents and sign on for the duration.

The fee paid is not refundable and covers all costs, including any necessary paperwork such as identity information required to participate.

Then it stated the price, and I nearly fell off my chair.  But if I wanted the experience, it would be worth it, or at least I hope it would be.

A quick scan of the multipage questionnaire that set the parameters of the adventure showed the level if detail they required, but not only that, was basically the level of planning I needed to do for writing the book.

Perhaps by the end of filling it out, I wouldn’t need to participate, I would have the plan I’d need meaning to do for a long time.

Of course, I picked the thriller with a touch of romance.  Running through my head at the time were the countless noir Hollywood movies of the 30s, 49s and 50s, about hardnosed private detectives like Sam Spade and Phillip Marlowe, and a hankering to recreate that era, but in this day and age it was not possible

I had to pick a name and that had never been a problem, the first name of a great, great grandfather, and the last name of my mother, Alphonse Burgoine, and the theme, the search for a missing person, which I would leave to them to decide who it would be.

Various other details made up the character, a series of ticks in boxes, the most interesting, languages spoken, of which I could speak French and German like my mother who ensured I was fluent in both, and a smattering of Russian and Spanish, after my father who preferred only English to be spoken.

Other than that, It took three days to fill out that form and another seven before I sent it back and paid the fee.

The next day, I received an email that simply said,

‘Your fantasy is being constructed.  The next email will be the first instructions when you assume your character, and from then on, immerse yourself completely.

‘Everyone else associated with this construct will be in character and will ignore any comment or behaviour outside the construct.

‘You will be observed, and if there are more than three infractions, the fantasy will end.  At times, various parts of the fantasy may seem real, but they are not.  Also, always remember that other people are playing roles, and their words and actions are not to be mistaken as real.

It is important to remember that you requested this and that you should make the most of the opportunity.’

Like a Hollywood movie, I thought.

I heard nothing for a month.  I was beginning to think that it was all an elaborate scam when a new message arrived.

‘Pack for a week.’

It gave an address, the office of Bellevue Investigations, and the apartment above the office where I would be staying.  Everything I would need was there.  There were other pieces of information like the names of several others participating.

I told Perry he was in charge.  It was not for the first time.  I told Jenny the people had called and told me my adventure was about to start and packed for the week.

With no idea what was about to happen, I took a long look at the apartment, took a deep breath, stepped outside, and locked the door.

The next time I stepped through that door, I hoped I had a story to write, and not that I should have been content with what I had, and let the proverbial sleeping dogs lie.

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©  Charles Heath  2024

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The trouble with being told to ‘keep it to yourself’ I’d that quite often, later, and unexpectedly, it comes back to bite you.

I was put in that position, once, by my younger sister Josephine when she started dating this charismatic older boy she met when he came to her college as a substitute teacher.

I met him once and I didn’t like him.  He was the sort of person that you just know is bad, if not evil.  I told her so, but that didn’t seem to have any effect.  Perhaps it was only men who saw it because all her friends agreed with her; he was dreamy.

It was not as if we had any idea she would do anything silly, because at college she was away, and very lax at reporting back that everything was fine, so as far as we knew it was.  Our parents had cut her some slack after she complained they were smothering her.

I thought there was a good reason for that, but she persuaded them, like she always did, to loosen the shackles as she called them.  It seemed to work, six months passed, and everything was fine.

Until…

I was going home, and I had to pass the college so thought I would surprise her with a visit.  I went to the cafeteria where she and her friends spent every waking moment only to find two of the girls she was studying with.

Jo was not there.  Two of her friends were Debbie and Anne.  I’d met them once before when I’d dropped in.  “How is she doing?” I asked, not what I was going to ask, which was, where was she?

“Oh,” Debbie said hesitantly, “I thought you knew.  She dropped out and said she was going home.  Didn’t she tell you?”

She knew I wasn’t at home and was not as regular at communicating as I should be.  It also appeared to me she knew more but was reluctant to say more.

“No.  But I’m always the last to know.  I’ll call home and talk to her.”  I knew Jo’s aversion to cell phones, so I couldn’t call her directly.  “But she did say the last time I was here, she was losing interest.  Thanks anyway.”

Walking from the cafeteria to the car park, I had a thought and made a slight detour via the main office.

There was no one at the counter, so I pressed the button on the counter and heard a distant buzzing sound.  Three or four minutes later an elderly lady shuffled out from behind a half-closed door.

“Can I help you?”

“Yes.  I’m looking for my cousin, Albert Dmitri, he’s a teacher here.”

Her facial expression told me that she recognised the name, but her manner suggested that she didn’t like him.  She looked me up and down as people do when making an assessment.

“He no longer works here.”

The way she said it told me that there would be no further discussion, and that told me everything I needed to know, and probably not what I wanted to hear.  And the look she gave me, that being ‘tarred with the same brush’ made me shiver.

My initial assessment of him was right.

“Thank you for your help, ma’am.”

I don’t think I needed to ask any more questions.  I made it to the car and was just about to get in when I heard a voice calling my name.

I looked over the car roof to see Anne walking quickly towards me.  I waited until she arrived, slightly out of breath.

She took several deep breaths before saying, “She didn’t go home, not directly.  She had told me a week before she left that Albert had invited her to stay for a few days at his chalet in Banff.  She didn’t mention it again, just told me she didn’t like school anymore and was going home.  Nothing about Albert, which made me think she went.  She did say before she left that if anyone asked about Albert and her, I should keep it to myself, that it was nothing but a flirtation.”

‘You think it was more?”

“He was obsessed with her.  Certainly, he didn’t respect the boundaries between a student and a responsible adult, and she was not the only one.  I personally now think he’s a creepy guy.  You say you haven’t heard from her?”

“I haven’t, no, which is not exactly a red flag.  I’ll get home and see if she is there.  She probably is because our parents haven’t said anything otherwise.”

“I hope so. She hasn’t called or texted or written, which considering our friendship is unusual.  Let me know when you find out.  I’d hate anything to happen to her.  I told her once she was too trusting.”

“I’m sure everything will be alright.  And thanks. “

I always felt a sense of well-being the moment I walked in the front door of what I had always called home.  It was a house that had been handed down through the generations, and one day, it would be mine.

We had never known any other address, and I had grown up here, went to grade and middle school here, and had all my friends here, and family too.

Josephine and I were the only two who had strayed from town, seeking lives elsewhere as a part of the process of living our lives, but there was never any doubt we would come home.  Our brothers had always been content to stay, aspiring only to learn or work on the ranch, marry local girls, and start families.  My turn would come, one day.

The outside world, my father said, was just a distraction.  Everything we really needed was here.  I was inclined to agree with him.

Andy Barnes, one of the farm hands, was outside tending the kitchen garden.  Coincidentally, he was Josephine’s first love, and she had promised him that when she returned, they would be married.

He would wait until the end of the world, which was how much he loved her, but with this new fellow she was smitten with, I was not sure where that plan was. I wondered if she had said anything but wasn’t going to bring it up unless he did.

He didn’t, just waving and getting back to work.

I dropped my bag in the front hall and went through to the back of the house where my mother would be, or should I say where she usually was.

On the way, I steeled myself for the expected barrage of questions, mostly centred around why I had not found a nice woman I would want to marry and start a family, and my mother was not the only one to get on that horse.

So much for the surprise, she was not there.  But there was bread in the oven, and jam bubbling on the cooktop.  She wasn’t very far away.

I went over to the jam pot and had a peek.

“Ah, there you are.”  My mother had come inside from the back doorway with a basket of vegetables.  “Andy said you had arrived.  Did you see Jo on the way?”

I had told her I would drop in.  Perhaps I should have kept that to myself and made a mental note for the next time.  “I did, and she wasn’t there.  I spoke to her friends.  Busy, busy, busy.”

“Then you didn’t find out if she was coming home for Christmas.”

“I didn’t see her, remember.  Maybe I’ll be luckier when I return.  I’ll call her but you know what she’s like.”

She looked me up and down as mothers do, checking to see if I was taller, heavier, lighter, or stressed.  Everything was stressful on the roads these days.

“I’ll leave that in your hands.  You haven’t changed.”  She said the final verdict.  “Are you still working at that dreadful place?”

I’d taken on employment in a private detective agency that seemed to only deal with divorces and scandalous affairs.  I was getting quite adept at covert surveillance.

“It’s just a job,”

“You should be doing more with your life with those three degrees and such.”

She dropped the vegetable basket on the kitchen bench and stirred the jam, then gave me a welcome hug.

The bread had a short time to go.  Fresh bread and jam were looking good.

It seemed that Jo had not told our parents anything, so she could be anywhere, but my best guess was that she had gone with Albert Dmitri.  The only lead was Banff.  I would stay a day or two, then go find her, before our parents found out what she’d done.

Before I left home, I called my boss at the investigation agency and told him my suspicions, and he agreed to do a search on Dmitri.  I had a photograph of him with Jo taken when he didn’t know I had.  The first time I tried, he got very defensive, and that was one of the red flags that started to bother me.

He said I could do it when I returned, but I told him I was in the Banff area where Dmitri had a cabin, and if that was the case, I would go there.

He asked if I needed help from one of their enforcers, men who did the hard tasks like bodyguard, or backup in certain investigations when they were dealing with violent targets.

I thought it would be a good idea.  I had no idea what to expect.  He would meet me in Banff.

I think by the time I left home, sooner than I intended, and no matter how hard I tried to hide it, my mother knew something was wrong and that it involved Jo.

She gave me one of those looks, the one that said I know you’re not telling me something, gave me a hug, and said, call me when you see Jo, and let her know we love her.

“I think she already knows that.”

“Maybe so, but since you’ve both grown up, we don’t say it often enough.”

“Then I will.  I’ll get her to call you.”

What I received in my email several hours into the trip to Banff didn’t fill me with confidence.

From the photographs, the investigation of his case uncovered four different names and employment in various provincial universities or tertiary education institutions where there were missing girls.

We might have uncovered a serial killer, or at the very least predator.

The investigation into relatives and property was ongoing, but they needed to find out his real name because all they had so far were aliases.

The Banff police had been notified of the investigation, and I was told to visit an RCMP officer who had been working on the theory that the university disappearances were connected.  He was very interested in speaking to me and was laying the necessary groundwork to make Jo an official missing person, though I had to ask him to hold off until we had more on Dmitri because we had the advantage of knowing about him and he not knowing we had that information.  Publishing it would spook him, and he would disappear.

There was more available when I arrived at the Banff police station, I had Dmitri’s real name, and the fact his father, now deceased, owned a cabin in Canmore near the Palliser Trail.  That was conveyed to me but the company agent that had been sent to help me, and we agreed not to tell the police yet.  The agent, Phillip Rogers, was going to conduct discreet surveillance on the cabin and see if he was there or anyone else.  At the very least, he was hoping to thoroughly check the cabin itself while I was talking to the Police.

The officer’s name was Hercule Benoit and was a specialist in finding missing persons.  He’d been working on what he called the university disappearances for two years and had uncovered 13 cases, some of whom simply left, for various reasons, without telling anyone, and later found alive.  Two were dead, not necessarily murdered, but there were six missing possibly dead.  For us to eliminate you from our enquiries, we will require you to tell us where you were for five specific periods in the past seven years.

Jo was one he didn’t have on his list, simply because she left after telling those closest to her what seemed to be the truth, and everyone took it for granted.  Other cases in his book had done the same, suggesting a pattern.

And yes, each could be assumed to be connected with the departure some weeks later of a teacher, young, and able, though the descriptions were different, the base details were the same, height, weight, and mannerisms.  The differencing details were hair colour and length, beard, moustache, eye colour, glasses, dress style, and speech patterns or language.

Dmitri spoke like a refined Russian immigrant.  Another had a French accent, and one had none.  To my mind, Dmitri had theatrical training and could disguise himself, and I suspect the girls he took with him altered their appearance too. I was expecting Jo to look very different.

The question would be whether she was under his spell or if she was coerced or threatened.

It was Benoit’s plan to visit the cabin where I believed we would find Dmitri.  I was not going to tell him and take Rogers with me, but I had second thoughts because it might prejudice any chance of getting the truth, or later justice if we made a mistake.

There was also the possibility that Dmitri would run once alerted we were on to him, and we’d never find him, or Jo, though right now I was more hoping that believing she would be unharmed.

So, the new plan Benoit and I would visit, and Rogers, whom I had not told Benoit about, would maintain surveillance, and if Dmitri tried to run, he would stop him.  I didn’t ask him how he would do it. It was best not to know.

Then, suddenly, we had stopped outside the cabin, next to a RAM 2500, which Rogers had texted belonged to the man in the photograph he had sent me, a man who looked like Dmitri but was externally different.

This time, he had very short blonde hair and was wearing thick glasses accentuating blindness and was about 20 to 30 pounds lighter.  Out of the business suit and dressed like a lumberjack, unless you could be positive, he was hardly recognisable.

That same man answered the door, taking in the police vehicle, the RMCP officer in uniform, which was quite daunting even for me, and then he looked at me, squinting through those glasses.

Perhaps he hoped that flicker of recognition would be hidden behind the layers of glass, but it was not.  I glared at him until she turned back to Benoit.

“Is there a problem, officer?”

“There might not be.  Do you mind if we come in, Mr Francois?”

The office had discovered that the photo of Dmitri was that of Antoine Francoise, originally from Montreal and the grandson of Albert Francoise, the heir to a fortune the family had made from the Railways and shipping.

Dmitri or Antoine didn’t need to work, and it appeared kidnapping and murdering college girls was his hobby.  Perhaps he had the belief that being rich, the laws didn’t apply to him.

“Not unless you have a warrant or evidence, I’ve done anything wrong.”

And the arrogance to go with it.  I saw Benoit’s expression change and not for the better.

“If that’s the way you want this to go, Mr Francois, so be it.” He pulled out his cell phone and started dialling a number.

Perhaps the notion of giving a dozen police crawling all over his property changed his mind.  “I’m sorry.  I can be a little prickly in the morning.  By all means, come in.” He stepped to one side, and we went in.

“Good choice.”

The cabin looked to have a main room with a kitchen, a dinner table, set for one, a fireplace and two chairs, one looking very used, the other less so, and a bedroom, door open, bed unmade, what one might expect of a single man living on his own.

“What’s this about?”

“A man with similar features to you has been identified as a suspect in a kidnapping case, well, more than one.  You are one of three men picked out of a set of photographs of male teachers who worked at various colleges and universities where girls have disappeared or been found dead.  For us to eliminate you from our enquiries, you will need to tell us where you were for five specific periods over the last seven years.”

I was watching Antoine carefully, and he was good, showing no emotional response to what was tantamount to an outright accusation.  Didn’t bat an eyelid, as the saying goes.

“That’s a particularly tall order, as you can imagine.  But, I’m sure you are well aware of who I am, and as it turns out, a philanthropist with an office and a gaggle of assistants running it, shouldn’t be too hard.  I will make a call and have that information on your desk tomorrow morning.  Is that all?”

“We’d like to have a look around?”

I watched Antoine very carefully as Benoit asked the question, and had I not been carefully watching his eyes, which flicked to a carpet square under the dining table for a fraction of a second, I would have missed it.

“Here?  There’s only two rooms, what you see is all there is.”

Benoit shrugged and perhaps conveyed the fact a demolition team could beg to differ in his expression because a moment later Antoine waved his hand, “Search away.”

Benoit missed the inference, but I didn’t.  Why use the word search when there was no reason for us to, if he was not guilty.  I would mention it to Benoit after we left.

The search took all of a minute.  There was nothing to confirm anyone, but Antione lived there, and then only temporarily.  There was a half-filled suitcase on a corner and a few items hanging in a closet.  He had not been there long nor apparently staying.

“Thank you, Mr Francois.  I will be expecting your communication tomorrow.  We will speak further on this.”

Antoine was eager to get us out the door, but she didn’t push it.  He was, in my opinion, slightly agitated and definitely guilty of something.

Of course, it might be my imagination, or simply that I wanted it to be him, inventing in my mind those two tells, but it felt like it was him because I had that creepily feeling when I saw him after opening the door, and initially reactions were usually right.

He remained on the doorstep watching us leave.  I watched him watch us.

“It’s him,” I said. “I’m sure of it.  Innocent people don’t ask for search warrants.”

“You’d be surprised. If it is, he’s long practised at being what I would call detached.  And he’s had a string of assault charges, all dismissed.  Money talks, especially lots of it.”

“What’s the next step?”

“Wait for his alibi.  He’ll already have one for each of the dates with photographic evidence.  Mark my words.  People like him have alibis before they need them.  The thing about that cabin is that it’s a manufactured scene, everything in its place, and a place for everything.  In other words, staged.  He knew we were coming.”

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©  Charles Heath 2024

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I stood on the edge of the cliff and took in the view, which on any given day could be either magnificent or the equivalent of Dante’s inferno.

Today, while being majestic, it was also like being in hell.

It was day 37.  I didn’t think I’d last the first week, yet here I was, having survived the worst that could be thrown at me.  I was one of six out of the original intake of fifty.

People who were stronger than me, smarter than me, better educated, better physically, full of confidence, and some full of themselves, unexpectedly failed.  As they fell, one by one, all shocked at being cut, and as each day passed, I was always last to go look at the list of survivors.

Every time I expected to see my name and surprised, like many others, that I was not on the list.

They wanted four, there were six of us left.  The odds were not good, not after one of the instructors told me I had to up my game, that I’d barely made the last cut.

“Hell is on earth they said,” a voice in my head, or…

I turned, Kerrilyn O’Connor.

She was my choice to succeed.  I selected her on day one as the most likely to succeed.  She looked ordinary, but under that banal exterior was the fire and brimstone, the guts and determination needed to succeed.

“Been there already, and compared to this place, it was like Shangri-La.  No, it’s what you make it.  I came with no expectations, I’ll leave with no regrets.”

“You sound like you’ve given up?”

“I’ve been paired with Wally in the final test.  We’re the two bottom candidates, and I suspect they want us to fail.”

She smiled.  It was an ongoing subject of discussion, how Wally made it past day one, let alone to the final six.  Popular belief was that he was related to some director. Yes, that was how bad he was.

“You haven’t been to the notice board, have you?”

“Is there any reason to?  I was told yesterday what my fate would be.”

“Then I suggest you pay a visit.  You might be surprised.  I’ll see you tomorrow morning.”

There might have been more, but relationships with other candidates were strictly forbidden.  It still didn’t stop the more adventurous from trying, and over the weeks, I guess some didn’t handle the isolation very well, nor the penalty for breaking the rules.

An island you couldn’t get off.  Fifty candidates and twenty staff, and a very long swim if you wanted to escape.  The only communication was a boat, every night at six, to take away the candidates who failed.

Kerrilyn and I had an on-off thing, and if it happened, it happened.  Other than that, I was under no illusion it was anything other than dalliance.  Once she became an agent, there would be no room in her life for relationships.  Mine, either if I managed to get through.

I wasn’t going to look, but something dragged me to the noticeboard, perhaps an unconscious death wish.  It explained the odd look on her face when she said I should.  The pairings had changed, and now I was with her.

I shrugged.  I just hoped I didn’t drag her down with me.

Sitting in the briefing room, once bustling with a lot of eagerness, some over-eager recruits, waiting to learn what the task was for the day or days, there was only silence.  It was not a companionable one. If anyone could read our minds, it would be to learn that we were taking a good, long, hard look at our competition and going over their strengths and weaknesses. We all knew this was it, the end of the line.  Fail this, and you were out

We had been paired with all of them several times, times we had been told if we cared to listen, to learn everything we needed to know about them because one day we would be pitted against each other.

Today was the time to put what we learned from the instructors and what learned about each other into practice.

Three days.  It was going to be the longest test we had participated in.  We would be taken to different parts of the island, and working as a team, we had to capture the other two teams.  By any and all means at our disposal.

One pair would be safe if they fulfilled mission parameters.  It was a big island, and there was not a lot of time, as we were told; in real life, the time we had now was a luxury.

No one asked what would happen if no one succeeded.

We were blindfolded and given noise-cancelling headphones, so trying to determine where we were being taken was almost impossible.

The helicopter landed and we were hustled out, the camp commander jumping out too.  He went with us to the point beyond the rotating propeller, the stop being brief.  We didn’t know if we were first, or last.

He pointed in a particular direction and then had to yell to be heard about the helicopter’s engine.  “One mile in that direction.”

“What’s there?” I asked.

“A boat.  You get on it and don’t look back.”

“Have we washed out, sir?”  Kerrilyn knew the value of respect, unlike some of the others.

“No.  You two are the best recruits we’ve had in years.  The assessment is that you’re ready, so we’re giving you a fortnight to get over whatever it is you’re doing and report to GHQ at 06:00 on the 21st.  Congratulations.”

He shook each of our hands and then went back to the helicopter.   A minute later it was lifting off, and after three more, it was gone.

I looked at her.  “What was that about?”

“You don’t believe him?”

“That we’re the best, yes, that we’re leaving this place, no.”

“A test?”

“After 38 days I think you have the same deep-seated distrust of anyone on this island.  What was the first lesson we learned?”

“Trust no one, and let your paranoia guide you.  He said gut, but to me, it could only be one thing.  The might be a boat waiting, but we have to get to it first, and I suspect four very willing candidates will do nothing to stop us.”

“That’s a bit cynical.  Why?”

“Because they can’t make up their minds who the other two are, and they’ve left it for us.”

She shrugged.  In time she’d come around.  in the meantime, we had a boat to find.  “OK.”

Before we’d taken three steps, four bullets had thwacked into trees near us.  It was clear they’d dropped the other four near our location, and, interesting development, they were using live ammunition.  Clearly, this was a do-or-die mission, a true simulation of what it was like in the field. 

“Bastard,” she muttered.  “But if that’s the way they want to play it, it’s game on.”

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©  Charles Heath 2024

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You know how you see these people on the street selling raffle tickets for unbelievable prizes?  The ones that you decide are a scam because the prizes quite simply are unbelievable or because the person looks suspect.

Or you know that it’s an email address gathering exercise, but still, everyone gets sucked into it because of the unbelievable prizes, only realising later that the people will sell the address a hundred times over, which is why you should give them a throwaway email address.

And then you make that decision that, what the heck, the person might be getting something out of it, and you’re feeling charitable that morning.

After all, what is $5 these days in the greater scheme of things?

Then, instead of throwing the ticket away, you put it in a dark corner of your wallet, thinking the next time you see it, years will have passed.

It was Wednesday morning, the train arrived on time, and I was feeling charitable.

It wasn’t a year. It was a few months.  An email arrived in my inbox, one of which was a few of very few because it was the throwaway email that usually was filled with scams.

It was from the name of the charity.  I’d pulled out the ticket when I saw the email and checked.

The subject line said, “You are a winner.”

There was the first red flag.  I never won anything.

On the back of the ticket was the list of prizes.  The first prize was a holiday house in the Caribbean, worth $500,000.  I doubted you could get a house in the Caribbean worth that unless it was a shack.

At the other end of the scale, 100 prizes of a ticket in the next raffle.  That was more my speed.

So, I opened the rest of the email.  I read and read until I got to the bottom where it said, your prize.  ‘Congratulations, you are the lucky winner of the Caribbean holiday house’.

That’s when I decided it was a scam, particularly after it said that I would soon receive an email telling me how to claim the prize.  No doubt it would end up with me paying a large sum of money to secure the prize.

Me and about a hundred others.

The next day, the second email arrived from the charity, and it was a debate whether I bothered.  I left the inbox on the screen, and the message was left unread while I had a cup of coffee.

Then, curiosity got the better of me.

The email was simple.  Attached was a boarding pass and a voucher for a 3-day hotel stay in Kingston Jamaica.  The plane was leaving in three days.

I went onto the airline site and, using the booking code, checked to see if it was real.

It was.

I also checked the hotel and called them.

It, too, was real.

It simply made me very wary.  In three days, when I turned up at the airport, I fully expected to be told it had been cancelled.

When I handed over the boarding pass document, the lady behind the counter gave me one of those looks, the sort that told me she knew what this was about.

“What?” I asked.

“You’re a prize winner.  There are a few this morning.  You’re going to be surprised, and then you’re not.”

“Can you tell me if this is a scam or not?  It’s not much point going if it’s a scam.”

“Go for the three-day stay in a great hotel.”

“Were you a winner?”

“No.  But I know someone who was.  Go, lap up the stay.  It’ll be worth the $5 you paid for the ticket.”

That’s all she would say.

At the gate waiting for boarding, I wondered if there were any other ‘winners’ in the hundreds waiting to get on the plane.  That conversation with the boarding clerk had not filled me with confidence, and more than once, I almost got up and walked away.

But when the boarding call was announced, I joined the queue to get on the plane, and when I reached the gate, I got the first surprise.

“You do realise you’re travelling business class and didn’t have to wait in this queue.”

I said I didn’t, that I didn’t fly very often, and certainly not business class.  I was usually down the back of the place with the families with miscreant children.

This would make a pleasant journey.

When I reached the plane, I was directed in the opposite direction, to a cabin where there was plenty of space and a bright welcoming smile.  I could get used to travelling in business class.

Could.  I shuddered to think what it was costing.

I sat in my seat, in what was like my only little world.  Yes, there was another passenger next to me, but she was behind a wall that made her appear as though we were completely independent.

Or would be when the plane took off.

In the meantime, she looked up as I flopped into the seat and gave me a cursory glance, one that told me I was a pretender and didn’t belong there, which was probably true.

And then, if I thought I was going to ignore her, I was wrong.

“It’s rather good up this end of the plane, don’t you think?”

“What makes you think…”

She smiled.  “The look on your face.  Don’t worry, I had the same gobsmacked look when I got here.”

The steward offered me a drink, either of water, orange juice, or champagne.  It wasn’t a hard choice.

“See,” she said, after the steward moved on, “the pretenders always go for the champagne.  I’ve been on long enough to realise the real people drink orange juice.”

I shrugged.  It was French champagne, not the bubbly I usually had.  I knew the difference, as I also knew I could not afford it.

She left me alone to savour the drink and settle.  The rest of the cabin filled up, and then, with everyone on board, the main door was closed.

There was time for one more drink, and the glasses were collected.

Once the plane was in the air, I noticed from time to time that she glanced sideways at me while I was immersed in the entertainment system.  When the plane had levelled out, the steward was asking for lunch orders.

It was a hard choice.  Usually, I avoided airline food like the plague, but the choices in this class were interesting enough to want to try them.

When he moved on, she took a moment to ask, “What are you having?”

I looked over to her side of the seating.  Her cubicle was a mess.  And now I took the time to look she had messy hair, and rather interesting if not matching clothes, though that might have been a trend I missed.

“Fish.”

“Me too.  Safest option.  I’ve never travelled in this class, and I guess it shows.  Even the posh kids give me funny looks. “

“Then they’ll grow up missing out on discovering what wonderful and diverse people there are out there.”

She smiled again, and it made a difference.  “Wow.  No one has called me wonderful, let alone diverse.  My name is Judy, by the way.”

She held out her hand, and I shook it.  I hope she was not expecting anything else.

“Ian.”

“Going to Jamaica for a holiday?”

“A three-day adventure.  Perhaps.”

“So am I.  In a manner of speaking.  I won a raffle, a holiday house, but my dad says it’s a con and I should’ve stayed home.  He’s fretting that I’m going to be kidnapped or worse.”

Another winner.  There couldn’t be more holiday houses than one, so it was a scam.

“As it happens, so am I.  I don’t believe it either, but three days in a posh hotel and this flight.  I nearly didn’t come.”

“Neither did I, but you’re right about the hotel.  Post isn’t the word.  Perhaps you and I should stick together until we find out what this is about.  More people are so-called winners on this flight.  I heard them talking back in the lounge.  I didn’t see you in the lounge.”

“Didn’t know about it.  I don’t fly business class, or very often at all, and when I do, it’s down the other end.”

“We must have that sort of face.  It’s where I end up with the naughty children.”

The steward arrived with the food, brought individually to us and not on a trolley or with the possibility our choice was no longer available.  ‘If I were rich, this would definitely be the way I would travel.

They just managed to clear away the dishes when it was time for the plane to come in for a landing.  It was a relatively short flight, and time seemed to pass very quickly.  Judy had something to do with that.

We didn’t say much after lunch was served.  I got the impression she might have decided talking to strangers on planes was a possible health hazard, and I didn’t push it.  After all, the notion we would find out about the scam together made sense, but then how did I know if she was an axe murderer or not?

She smiled at me before joining the queue to get off the plane.  Being in first and business, we were first off before the others, but when I came out into the terminal heading for immigration and customs, I couldn’t see her.  I decided against buying some duty-free alcohol on the way past. It would be too much to carry.

I thought I saw her at the head of the immigration line but was probably mistaken.  Then it was my turn, a pleasant welcoming expression from the officer and the return of my travel documents.  Then it was straight to customs because everything I needed was in my backpack, which I had brought on the plane with me.  A few minutes while an officer decided to search my bag, I didn’t ask why, just waited patiently until it was done, and they sent me on my way.

It was, in a way, far smoother and less painful than arriving back at JFK.  Fewer people, I suppose.  I wandered out of the terminal building in search of a bus that would take me to the hotel. 

I heard my name, probably for someone else with my name, but I turned anyway.  Judy.

How did she, with a suitcase, get through immigration and customs so fast? 

She caught up.  “Sorry, I had to see a man about getting immigration sorted.  My dad knows people everywhere.  I’m sorry I didn’t wait, but I didn’t want the guy telling my dad I was with a guy off the plane.  And that sounds as bad out loud as it did in my head.”

“I get it.  My mother, on the other hand, would be astonished if I got off a plane with a girl, so I guess that makes us even.”

She used her smile to smooth the waters.  She seemed very happy to be here.  “Share a taxi?  My Dad hates buses.”

I shrugged.  Why not?  “OK.”

The taxi ride took about half an hour, and I think we got the almost grand tour getting there.  Again, Judy thought it was our faces that got us into trouble.  I could also see that her father had weighed her down with endless instructions on what and what not to do, and it wasn’t going to be fun.

The hotel was the Terra Nova, and I had been reading up about it.  Old world charm, which to me, made it more interesting than staying in the concrete and glass Hilton or Marriot.  I’d also see several of the reviews that said to get as far away from the nightclub as possible.  Somehow, I got the impression that would be high on Judy’s to-do list.

When we arrived, there was no one from the plane, and I suspect we managed to get there before the others.  We gave our names, and then spent ten minutes convincing the desk clerk that we were not together, and eventually got our rooms, as it turned out, next to each other. 

When the porter tried to wrest the case from her, she resisted.  Another of her father’s rules is never to let your case out of your sight.

She went to her door, I went to mine, and we disappeared into our rooms at the same time.

The hotel did not disappoint, nor did the room as it was in a remote place from the nightclub.  I had three days of this, after whatever was going to happen tomorrow, and, of course, so long as my continued stay wasn’t dependent on having to spend wads of money for something that was supposed to be a prize.

I guess I’d find out in the morning.

An hour passed before two things happened.  The first, an envelope appeared from under the door from an invisible delivery boy, or girl, because when I opened the door just after it appeared, there was no one in the passage.  The second, ten minutes later, Judy knocked on my door rather than using the bell.

She ignored my greeting, walked over to the bed, and sat cross-legged on the end, almost as if it was her room, not mine.

She had brought the envelope with her, but hers was open.  Mine was still sitting on the bench.

“You got anything in the bar?”

I shrugged.  I hadn’t looked.  She got off the bed, opened the door, pulled out a bottle of beer, and after removing the lid went back to the bed.

Thanks for the offer of one of the others I thought.

“It’s a fucking timeshare.”

I knew she would tell me what she had on her mind, eventually.  I’d heard of them but hadn’t quite put two and two together.  Perhaps by morning, I would have.  I also wondered if she had realised she swore.  Perhaps, because it seemed to roll naturally off a lot of younger people’s tongues.

“Damn,” I said, after a minute.  “Here I was thinking it was a ticket to a portal to another world.”

She looked long and hard at me, perhaps to see if I was joking or telling the truth.  People told me I had a warped sense of humour, and it wasn’t a good thing.

She looked at me oddly, then curiously.  “You a science fiction freak?”

“Not sure about the freak part, but I do like a good story with a scientific background.  Mostly though I just wish I could step through a portal to a better place.”

She got off the bed, went to the bar, took out another bottle of beer, took the lid off it and handed it to me.  “Sorry.  I can be a little self-absorbed.  And it is your beer, I should have asked.”

“I should be flattered that you would feel safe enough to come into a room with a man you’ve never met before and feel that comfortable as to sit on his bed and drink his beer.  Just exactly who are you?”

That look of curiosity just got a little more wide-eyed and elicited another smile.  “I can be a little too forward, my father says.  You seem a nice guy.  Besides, we’ve got a situation.”

“Not really.  I’ll admit it’s an odd way to get customers to look at a timeshare, but I’m guessing if the people who brought us here get a ten per cent hit rate, then it pays for the airfares and accommodation, and they get the ongoing benefits.”

“You know about timeshares?”

“I went to a hotel once, and it was a timeshare.  When you check in they try to stitch you up for a permanent week, and use of the resort facilities for an annual fee.  It can be quite expensive, but I’m guessing some of the resorts might be quite exotic.  This is the Caribbean so it might be quite good.”

“I can’t afford it.”

“Neither can I, which means you and I might be out on our asses this time tomorrow.  Or not.  Maybe if we can pretend that we’re interested until the three days have passed…”

“And act like we’re a couple, then we’d only have to listen to one pitch.  We could act all bratty and ask ridiculous questions.  I mean you just about told me everything that was in the envelope, which is not bad since yours is still sealed.  It didn’t have a fee, but it did say I would get a week which I could use at this resort, or another anywhere in the world, once a year.  it’s at Montego Bay and sounds impressive.  We’ll know tomorrow.  Tonight, there’s a bar downstairs, and interesting cocktails to be had.  I don’t want to go on my own, so if you have nothing else to do…”

How could I refuse after being asked so nicely?

If I was one of those people who attached labels to their fellow humans, I would have called Judy crazy.  More than once in the ensuing five hours I was with her, she showed plenty of signs that she could be trouble and could also be very easily misunderstood.

She drank too much and got tipsy, but not drunk.  Although it was not my problem, I thought it was a good thing to keep a close eye on her in case she got into trouble.  She liked talking about herself, and several of her friends, who, if the truth was known, were not friends as such.  She didn’t travel much outside her hometown and was not inclined to live in a big city. 

She said her mother left when she was younger, she had two sisters, older and restrictive, and a father who tried to let her live her own life.  It was no surprise to learn her father was a policeman.

I tried not to tell her about my non-existent life, the boring job I had, or the miserable circumstances of where I lived.  Better she just thought I was a nice guy.  I bought her drinks and watched her dance, and once or twice tried not to make a fool of myself.  The noise was very loud and followed us along the passageways on our way back to our rooms at an ungodly hour of the morning.

At the door to her room, she kissed me on the cheek, told me I was nice to make sure she was safe and then disappeared.

I shrugged.  It was easy to be with her, better than any other girl I’d known and remembered that come the end of the three days she would be gone, and life would go back to the way it was.

…

…

Childhood romances are often seen as incredibly romantic when others look back on how you met and how the relationship evolved, and then when that final leap into the unknown is taken.

It also makes a great conversational piece when talking to others particularly if it is for the first time or on your typical holiday when talking to the person next to you on a plane, or you are on a two-week cruise with nowhere to hide and nothing else to talk about.

The only downside is that you have to listen to their story, and it’s never as exciting as yours.

But as the years go by, it’s where you begin to finish each other’s sentences, then start bringing up everything bad about the relationship, followed by talk of divorce when things start to go downhill.

People say it’s healthy for a marriage to argue, but really, it isn’t.  What you do learn after twenty years is that compromise is the only way to survive.

Janine and I had a rocky start.  I’d known her forever, but she had always been my second choice.  It had always been a competition between her and Margaret Bennet, and Margaret would have one if she had not dumped me at the last moment.

Even then, it took a few years before I could get my head above water, Margaret had broken me so badly.  I had often wondered why Janine cared that much because others had treated her much better.

It was one of those mornings.  The last child had finally finished school and was university-backed, the other two having already left and worked on becoming captains of industry, or perhaps something less lofty.  Both bots, they were more interested in girls to set themselves up with a good education.

Alive, the youngest, was going to take after her mother and become a doctor or lawyer, having finished at the top of her class.  She was taking a gap year first and going to see the world.

It meant that in less than a week, we would be on our own for the first time in nearly twenty-five years.  We both were planning to take a step back from our jobs to spend some time together.

I could, but I had the feeling Janine would not.  She was one of those micro-managers, and since the business was hers, she was always reluctant to leave, and our holidays tended to see her on the end of the phone, unable to relax.

I’d just run through the overnight work emails and jumped to my personal one.  Usually, there was nothing there, except if the boys needed money which was pretty much invested a week.  This morning there was one from someone rear I never expected to hear from again.

Margaret Bennet.

Only it was Margaret O’Hara now.

I had taken an interest in what had happened to her after she left me, the luckier man being William Barkerfield, the son of a Lord, and the heir to a fortune.  Wealth won, and love lost.  It showed me what her true character was, and at the time, it surprised me.

William Barkerfield was a snotty self-entitled fool who was popular only because of his heritage.  Those who pandered to him got to stay at the castle.  I never pandered to him, but Margaret had several times.

And like the fool I was, I never wanted to believe she cheated, but after she left, I had to suspect that the rumours were true.  It only made the parting so much more painful.

That first marriage to the Son of a Lord only lasted five years, William had not changed his younger days behaviour and was often seen with a bevy of beautiful women.

I think for a short time I felt sorry for her, but she went on to commit an even bigger folly by marrying one of his friends, equally as seldom entitled, who, if the divorce papers were true, beat her.

There were three more attempts to get it right and as O’Hara, I’d just read that her fifth husband had died of a heart attack k and left her comfortable lying off, but I was guessing not comfortable enough.

I had expected a call after each of the disasters ended, but there wasn’t.  Janine was as interested in Margaret’s trajectory, and I knew for Janine’s part it would eventually land her in a cesspool, but there was no love lost between them.

I was in two minds whether I could read it, and in the end, curiosity got me.

It was long and rambling, the sort of missive written by someone very drunk.  It was an apology, but she knew it was too late, and too much water had gone under that bridge.  She wanted to meet and would be in London next week.  It was up to me if I wanted to see her.

I was not sure I did.  Just reading it made me feel a variety of emotions.

Janine saw straight away something was wrong.

“What’s happened?”

“I got an email from Margaret.”

“It’s a little late for an apology.” Ever practical, or was that pragmatic.  “What does she want?”

“Meet up.  She’s in town next week.”

“You going? She has no right to expect anything from you.”

“Don’t know.  I don’t really want to drag up all those old memories again.  I hope it’s not to tell me about all the bad luck she’s had.”

“She’ll want something, Harry.  You can be sure of it.  You can also bet she knows the success you have in your life.  If you go, be careful.”

It surprised me she was so blase about it, given how much she hated her.

“You know me better than that.”

“You know what I mean.”  It was accompanied by that look of hers, the warning that wasn’t meant to look like a warning.  The fact I’d never done anything wrong the whole time I’d been married to her obviously counted for nothing.

I went, if only out of curiosity.

We were dining at the poshest restaurant in the city, and I knew I would be paying for it.  Margaret was that sort of woman. She had been before when I knew her, and nothing would have changed.

She looked elegant, a woman of substance.  She didn’t get up when I arrived and earned her first black mark.  I’d set the bar at three.

She smiled when I sat, but it was a fake smile.  Was meeting me so beneath her?

“It’s been a long time, Harry.”

“So Janine tells me.”

A wrinkle of her nose at the name.  I mentioned it to annoy her.  Now I knew it would I would do it again.

“How are you?” She asked.

“I got over you, and as you can see, I didn’t die of a broken heart.”  It wasn’t said with malice, but malice was what I felt.

“I’m so sorry about what happened.  William had just assumed l would marry him, and it was an impossible situation to get out of.”

“Was it worth it?”

It was clear she was not here to rake over the coals.  The fact that she was tolerating my questions told me Janine was right.  She wanted something badly enough to swallow her pride.

“With the benefit of hindsight, no. I was young and naive back then. I saw you married Janine, so there was no point calling you when it all fell apart.”

“Still married, too,” I said, rubbing a little salt into the wound.

The look she gave me would have killed a lesser mortal stone dead, but it was interesting to realise I felt nothing for her anymore.  It was her loss, not mine.

The waiter delivered the menus, and there were no cheap options.  One course was about the same it cost to feed our family of five.  Both Janine and I would agree was an unnecessary extravagance.

She picked the dearest items on the menu.  I did, too, just to see what it was I was missing.  The champagne was almost an average worker’s weekly paycheck.  Even broke, she knew nothing about being humble.

A silence set in for a few minutes after the waiter left, and another arrived with the champagne and poured it.  Wine was one of those subjective things. Some reckoned expensive wine was no better than cheap plonk.  I tended to agree, but individual taste made the bad sometimes good and good often bad.  I doubt Margaret would understand that personal taste trumps expense.

I had a sip, then put the glass down.  Served properly, and at the right temperature, it was exquisite.  I could tell the difference, and I liked it.  But, although I could easily afford it, I chose not to.

“I saw your last husband died of a heart attack.”  I did wonder if she had something to do with it, but then I remembered she never really wanted to participate.  It was no surprise she had no children.  And possibly no wonder her husbands went elsewhere to pursue women who would willingly give them what they wanted.

“Too lazy.  I told him to go out and exercise to lose some weight.  Then he did.  Died the first day in the gym.”

“Did you inherit the castle?”

“No.  The bastard left me a small annuity and left everything to his kids.  It’s like I never existed.”

“You didn’t think the aristocracy would protect itself from someone like you?” OK, I’d had enough of this wretched woman.  I would have given her the benefit of the doubt, but after picking this place and those items off the menu, she wasn’t worth the effort.  “You really never knew me, Margaret.  And if you think this is what I am,” I waved a hand to take in the whole restaurant, “You’ve greatly miscalculated.  I’m done here.  You can finish your lunch, I’ll tell the maitre’d I’ll pay for it, but don’t call me again.”

I stood, took a last look at the bullet I dodged, and walked out.

What I would never tell either Margaret or Janine was how heartbroken I was, seeing her again, of even thinking that there might be something there, even if I didn’t act on it, or the fact the hurt really hadn’t gone away.

The trouble was, I knew it was not going to be the last time I would see her.

…

©  Charles Heath 2024

…

It was a case of the best-laid plans of mice and men.

I was never quite sure why mice were involved, but over time, I began to think someone knew and was not telling anyone.

The problem with being in a death or glory job, all too often it ends in death and very little of the thing called glory.

Too many times, things went sideways, with either unintended consequences or consequences that were untenable.

That’s why, one day, too many years past my use-by date, I was sitting at a small table outside a Parisian Street Cafe contemplating what retirement might look like, when someone walked past and bumped into me.

My immediate thought, a Russian assassin was about to, or just had, jab me with poison.

I reached out and grabbed the hand of the would-be assassin, and dragged that person around, checking that hand then the other for a weapon, and realising in the same instant it was a woman, not a man, and definitely not Russian.

She gave me a very painful, if not angry, expression.

I let her go.  “I’m sorry.  I thought you were someone else.”

She regained her composure, and the two other customers who had taken an interest in what might have become an altercation went back to their coffee.

“Do you do that to everyone who bumps accidentally into you?” She asked, rubbing her arm where I had grabbed her.

I probably would, but I didn’t think that was a justifying answer for my actions.  Even so, I was still wary.  An assassin didn’t have to be Russian, but conversely, she could be well-versed in Western ways.

“No, but I have had a previous bad experience from someone who didn’t bump into me accidentally.” It sounded lame for an excuse, but I didn’t have a lot of time to come up with something better.

“I’m sorry to hear that, but it was accidental, I assure you.  Tell you what, buy me coffee, and you can explain what it is you have against people bumping into you.”

She sat opposite me.  I called the waiter, and she ordered.  When he went back inside, I sat but not before my suspicious mind had started analysing her.

Mid-thirties, American, or perhaps that was based more on the fact she may have spent a lot of time there.  She had the accent, but I suspect she had been born in England if not somewhere in Europe.

Dressed smartly, not summery, so there for work, and the business suit suggested one of those tertiaries educated professions, doctor, accountant, executive, or at worst, a lawyer.

It seemed then it was unlikely she was an assassin because what she was wearing would make her stand out in a crowd.  Or perhaps that was just her.  What made me notice her was the brunette hair with subtle blonde streaks.

I shook my head.  Where did that come from?

“In Paris for business?”  Not my best opening line.

“Long story short, my husband just dumped me by text.”

Perhaps the angry look wasn’t just reserved for me, and perhaps, the bumping was accidental because now I thought about it, she had been looking at her cell phone.

“That’s pretty dumb,” I said without thinking.

She looked up sharply at me, perhaps wondering if I was referring to her or to the husband, then relaxed a little.  “That’s what I thought.  And yet I also wanted to believe he asked me to come here, spend the week with him, and try to smooth things over.  A second honeymoon, so to speak.  God knows the first one wasn’t anything to write home about.”

What had I just walked into the middle of?  “And alas, it’s not to be, I’m guessing.  Is he here in Paris?”

“He was.  I arrived last night.  We had dinner, then he had to go to Brussels for an early morning meeting, and when I asked him when he would be back, he said it was over.  He said he was going to end it last night but couldn’t tell me to my face.”

Her coffee arrived.

While she took a sip, then another, the thought struck me she didn’t look too upset about it.  Nor had she protested enough about what amounted to assault and battery.

Then, before I thought about it, I asked why she was not more upset.  Sometimes, I forgot discretion was the better part of valour.

“I had my suspicions.  A friend told me she had seen him with another woman, and he simply said it was one of his clients,” she said.

I noticed that she subtly gave me a quick study, perhaps to determine if I was an axe murderer. The trouble with that was that I had been called that once after a particularly nasty assignment.  How not to look like one, I did not know.

She shrugged.  “My name is Melissa, by the way.”

“Monty.  It’s better than my real name, and I’m still suffering nightmares from kids who ragged on me over that name.”

“Monty, it will be.”  She finished her coffee.  “Enough about me and my woes.  Thanks for listening.”

She stood.

I didn’t. “Perhaps we’ll meet again,” I said, hoping I wouldn’t.

She smiled.  “Who knows.”

I watched her leave, walking all the way to the metro station and then disappearing into the bowels of the earth.

I was still undecided whether or not she was an assassin or, more likely, the assassin’s apprentice.

My hotel was a small anonymous place in Rue nnnn picked for its quaintness, and unless you knew it was there, it was a very safe place to hide.  I had a choice of five and tried not to stay in the same hotel whenever I was in Paris.

It was one of those unwritten rules written in concrete, never stay in the same place twice, along with never creating traceable patterns.

It was hard work in itself to adhere to that rule, but when your life depended on it, it was worth the effort.

I had taken the time, after she left, to have another cup of tea and ponder what just happened.  A half-hour later, after dismissing the encounter as a coincidence, I had taken the metro to Montmartre and was wandering around the small market near the station when I saw her again.

Melissa.

Once is an accident, twice is not a coincidence. Another unwritten rule is that there’s no such thing as a coincidence.

I considered simply avoiding her and going to the hotel, but she was there for a reason, and I was one of those people whose curiosity would one day get the better of them.

I kept wandering slowly from one vendor to the next until we met.

She appeared to be pleasantly surprised when I accidentally ran into her, but I could see that fractional hesitation before making the appropriate gesture.  She, too, had seen me earlier and had been watching my progress.

It meant she knew where I would be and where I was staying.  It meant the accidental bump was anything but accidental.

My first question was, who was she and what did she want with me.

The next unwritten rule was to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

“I had no idea you lived near here,” I said.

“Monty, what a pleasant surprise.”  She left off the rest of the question, ‘Do you live near here too’, trying not to be too obvious.

I’d just completed a scan of the marketplace for anything out of the ordinary.  Melissa was the distraction. The real enemy would be lurking close by.

I’d seen a likely suspect, a male, in his mid-forties, well-covered and almost indistinguishable.  He didn’t want to be recognised, and in being so, stood out.  Clever and yet not so clever.

“By yourself,” I asked casually.

She looked at me sharply again, then smiled to cover it.  “Of course.  I thought that after the bastard dumped me, I might as well make the most of it.  Are you here with someone?”

She looked around as if she thought that I should be with a wife or girlfriend.  After all, someone had once told me, that it’s Paris, the city of love.

For some.

“No.  Quite alone.”  I put an inflection into my tone that conveyed a suggestion that if inclined, she might offer to fill that void.

“That’s a shame, but perhaps not.  It’s like serendipity. We keep bumping into each other like this.”

A nice pun.

“Perhaps the universe is trying to tell us something.  Have you been to Paris before?”

“Once or twice, but I’m not the best tourist.  I didn’t have much spare time to see the sights.”

“Then it could be a case of the blind leading the blind if you have the time.”  Then, with an apologetic look, she added, “I’m sorry.  I have no idea if you’re staying or working, and here I am, prattling along, making assumptions.”

If I were any other guy, I would be flattered at the suggestion.  “I hardly know you, and perhaps it’s not the right time after what happened to you.”

I wasn’t an expert on rebound romances, but it was an excuse to make her work harder.

“You’re right, of course.  I’m being an ass.  Maybe some other time.”  With that, she gave me a smile and continued on with her exploration of the marketplace.

Rule number seventy-two, try not to be obvious you’re trying to set up a meeting or date with a target.  Try too hard they get suspicious.  Try to make it their idea, not yours.

Now I knew I was the target.  Why, I intended to find out.  I would not be surprised if she was staying at the same hotel.  It also meant someone either knew a lot about me or knew someone else who did.

That I would have to give some serious consideration.

The following morning arrived, and I was tired.  Several phone calls home to ask questions gave me no answers.  Was everyone lying to me?

Had I become expendable?

There was a time when your worth to the organisation became less because of fatigue, too long in the field, and the cost of retraining outweighed the agents’ worth.

Although the director had said my time was coming to an end, and expressed his surprise I had not been killed when clearly there were times when it was an almost certainty, he had given me a retirement option.

Except agents only ever retired when they were dead.  It was almost the first thing we were told at the induction.  And it was true.  Six of the eight in my intake were gone.  The other ended up in a facility in a coma he was not expected to recover from. 

It gave me no pleasure to be the last man standing

Then there was that other problem, the fact I was a walking encyclopaedia of the organisation’s inner workings, information an enemy could use to destroy us.

Melissa was potentially one of the enemy agents waiting in line to extract that information.  Her, the hidden man. He had disappeared before she had left me and may have confirmed my location.

Yes, paranoia was in overdrive.

I had expected an attack overnight, hence the tiredness and it only served to underline that it was time to get out.  Sleeping with a hand on the gun under your pillow was not the way to live.

It didn’t make me feel any better to find Melissa in the breakfast room when I walked it.  It was not a shock or surprise to find her there, and if she had been by herself, I might have shot her.

She was bright and breezy with the appropriate surprised response.

“Monty.  I had no idea you were staying here.  What a coincidence.”

I held my tongue.  A coincidence, my ass.  I looked around the room, but no one matched the man I’d seen loitering the day before.

She noticed.  “Looking for someone?”

I glared at her.  “Why would you think that?”  It was time to be a bad cop.

The bright breezy expression disappeared, replaced by concern. For me, I doubt it.  But she wisely didn’t answer that question.

“Right.  I’m going to be walking out the front door in about five minutes.  If I see your friend loitering out there, you will discover who I really am.  Just to be clear, I don’t believe in coincidences.”

I left her there. Perhaps the stunned look was real, but she had her mobile phone in her hand before I reached the stairs.

Sprung.  There was no doubt she was the honey trap.  Now I needed to find out who was after me.

When I made it out onto the street, I saw him just disappearing over the road and heading down towards the metro station.

I headed back inside and towards the breakfast room.  She would be very inexperienced if she was still there or incredibly stupid if she thought she could ride this storm out.

It was almost a relief not to find her there.  The idea of having to torture information out of her made me feel ill.  It showed just how far I’d fallen off the mission.  That sort of thing was a matter of rote and should not register any repugnance.

I sighed.  My cover was blown, and my usefulness in this mission was over.  I’d called in a replacement the night before, and he was awaiting the call. I made it.  Now I was free to go home.

Except…

I saw her scuttling out the front door, a complete change of clothes; a blonde wig, large sunglasses, and a backpack.  A student on sabbatical.

Would she check to see if she was being followed or for general surveillance?  She knew her cover had also been blown, so if she was well-trained, self-preservation would be paramount.  And had she checked the area earlier for a plan b escape?  It had been my priority when I first arrived. 

Not so far.  She was heading in the opposite direction to the man, to the gardens a short distance away.  I knew a shortcut, and it would come out ahead of her.  I waited, and then as she passed, I stepped out and said, “What a surprise to see you here?”

Foolishly, she stopped and turned.  In her shoes, I would have run.  I was not going to chase her, remember, don’t bring attention to yourself.

“How…?”

“Check the whole area where you’re staying.  You never know when things will go south.”

Of course, the darting eyes told me why she had stopped, and I had been almost expecting that it was a well-rehearsed trap.  The expression on her face told the story.  It also signed her partner’s death warrant.

Just as he reached out to grab me, I drove the knife in and up, then twisted it.  He was dead before his body could sink to the ground.  I almost carried him back to a doorway a few meters from the street and gently put him down there.  He looked like a drunk sleeping it off.

The face was familiar, I had definitely seen him before, but I couldn’t put a name to it.

She then decided while my back was turned to finish the job she was sent to do, except there was a mirror above the door that showed foot traffic from the street.  I saw her coming and easily disarmed her.

She thought about running but changed her mind.  A knife in the back before she made it to the street wasn’t appealing.

“What now?” she asked.

“A simple question; why?”

“I don’t ask.  To me, it’s just a job.”

“And the fact you failed?”

“It’s not the first time.  It was clumsily conceived.  I told them you’d work out what’s happening, but Benson, the guy you killed, was adamant.”

Benson.  Now, there was a ghost from the past.  Three years before, he was on another botched mission that got his partner killed and left him with severe injuries.  I was not surprised he would hunt me down.  Yet another rule; one should never be motivated by revenge – it was a matter of learning the old saying – first, dig two graves.

“What are you going to do to me?” she asked.

I realised that at that moment, she was still there.  Again, I would have run the minute I seemed distracted.  “Nothing.  Just tell me who he worked for.”

“I don’t know.  I don’t care either.  It’s just a job, my boss tells me where to go, and they tell me what they want.”

“Who trained you?”

“You don’t need to know.  I won’t be coming after you.  Revenge is a waste of time.  And I’m not worth the effort of chasing down if that’s what you’re thinking.  But I did learn a few valuable lessons if that’s any consolation.  I bet you sleep with a gun under your pillow.  I was going to visit you last night, but the fact you look anything but what you are told me that would be very unwise.  Now, if you don’t mind, I have a train to catch.”

“Do you like what you do?  It seems that if it was anyone else, you’d be dead.  If you had become a problem, you would be.  I’m retiring as of now.  I’m over this looking over your shoulder stuff, and it’s something you’re going to have to get used to.”

“And yet I sense a but…”

“I’m not the worst person you could end up with.  And you know I can protect you.”

“You were just a job, Monty.  I like what I do.”

It was a random thought that popped into my head.  I had the funds to disappear and have a very good life if I wanted it.  And I had got a strange sensation from her the moment she bumped into me.  That eye contact had been almost electric.

I shrugged.  “Then go get your train.  If you change your mind, I’ll be at the Charles de Gaulle airport, making up my mind which plane to get on while getting some lunch and champagne.”

She just smiled and shook her head.  There was nothing to say.

I ended up in terminal 3 and hadn’t realised that I’d not given her a more precise location.

It had the Bistro Benoit, the best of the restaurants at the airport, and there I ended up with a glass of champagne and the job of looking through the upcoming departures. 

It literally was much the same as throwing a dart at the world map and going there.  It would be more fun going with someone, but my life had been dedicated to service, and there never had been anyone special.

I’d felt a spark with Melissa, and it would have been fine to explore the possibilities.  Of course, she might take the opportunity to finish the job, no doubt it would be a request from her boss, so I might yet get a surprise.

An hour passed.

That notion that the airport was very large and had several terminals to explore increased the odds exponentially.

At that time my short list of places to go included Uruguay, though I was not sure why, Kenya, because the idea of going on safari appealed, New Zealand, because no one would believe I’d go somewhere so remote, Jamaica, in search of pirate history, or New York, on the way to somewhere more obscure like Montana.

I was buried in a page on Quebec in Canada when I heard the shuffle of a chair and looked up.

Melissa.

“Don’t tell me, your boss asked you to finish the job.”

“He did.”

“And….”

“I told him it might take some time to track you down.  In the meantime, I don’t see why I can’t have a little fun.”  She reached out and took my hand in hers, and there was that spark.  “And you sure look like you need a little fun.  Where are we going?”

“Jamaica.”

“Good.  My samba is a little rusty.”

If nothing else, I was going to die happy.

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©  Charles Heath 2024

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