The cinema of my dreams – I always wanted to see the planets – Episode 15

Does the captain have a plan?

I saw the alien visitor tilt his head, as if someone had just whispered in his ear, if he had an ear that is, and then made a guttural sound.

Seconds later a beam appeared, and he or she, was gone.

“What just happened?” It was out before I could stop myself.

“I suspect he just beamed off our ship to his.”

The captain pushed a button on his desk communicator, and barked, “where is that foreign ship?”

The voice of the second officer came back, “just reappeared, then disappeared again, like it isn’t there, or we just can’t detect its presence.”

“This is like an old scifi show, sir. They have what I think was called cloaking.” It would be awesome if they did, but more awesome if we had it too.

Then another beam appeared, where the captain was sitting, and then he was gone too.

OK, now we were in trouble.

I ran to the desk and pushed that same button to get the attention of the bridge.

“That ship reappear?”

The second officer was quick to reply. “Yes.”

“And I take it, it has gone again?”

“Yes. What just happened?”

“Do a crew count, now. I’ll wait.”

In those next few moments a great many thoughts passed through my mind, not the least if which centred on one of our crew, there mostly to keep an eye on some of our systems.

The more obvious, that without the captain, I had just got a field promotion, one I was neither looking for, or had the experience or training to fulfil. I had been hoping over the next ten years to get both the trains and the experience.

After the seconds report my first action would be to call space command.

The second officers voice came back, “both the captain and Lieutenant Myers are both not aboard sir.”

I was expecting the obvious question but it didn’t come.

Lieutenant Myers was a nuclear scientist. The alien had been keeping us amused while his men captured the Lieutenant. And he was not chasing the pirates, he was the chief pirate.

Damn.

“Can we trace that ship?”

“I’ve got people working on it, but it seems so. It’s leaving a trail we can pick up on our sensors.”

“Good, get after it, and that’s an order.”

A minute later I could feel the gentle tug as we accelerated.

I pushed the button to get the second officer.

“Sir?”

“You have the bridge. Let me know our progress in about 15 minutes. I have a call to make.”

© Charles Heath 2021

A photograph from the inspirational bin – 34

This is the moon, unexpectedly observable in the late afternoon.

For me, the moon provided inspiration for an episodic story I have entitled, for now, ‘I always wanted to see the planets’.

It’s about a freighter captain who gets a gig as First Officer on an exploratory starship, who by a series of inexplicable events gets promoted to captain, and has to navigate not only the outer reaches of space, but new species.

But in the back of my mind there is that expression ‘shoot for the moon’, which could mean almost anything.

It could mean going for the unobtainable, whether it be a job, or the partner of your dreams. Failing can be heartbreak. Success might mean you’d be ‘over the moon’.

Them there’s travelling to moon, perhaps the next logical step for regular people, heading off the spend a week on a moon base hotel. I’m not sure what we would see out there in space; Perhaps a UFO?

Fictionalised, a moon base might just be the meeting place for various species, and being the mystery writer I am, what if there was a murder?

As always, the possibilities are endless.

The cinema of my dreams – Was it just another surveillance job – Episode 53

This story is now on the list to be finished so over the new few weeks, expect a new episode every few days.

The reason why new episodes have been sporadic, there are also other stories to write, and I’m not very good at prioritizing.

But, here we are, a few minutes opened up and it didn’t take long to get back into the groove.

Things are about to get complicated…


I thanked the CCTV operator and left with Joanne to go back to the third floor and Monica’s office.  Joanne had called her the moment we made the discovery, and she was there to make sure I made it.

It was a passing thought I leave, but I would not get past the soldier at the front door.

We waited for a few minutes in the outer office where an efficient personal assistant was typing faster than I could think.

A buzzing sound broke the steady keyboard sounds, and she said we could go in.

I could imagine another page and a half being entered in the time it took for us to get from the chairs to the door.

Inside, the office had wooden panelling, shelves lined with books, a minibar, benchtops covered in trinkets picked up in many travels, and strategically placed in a corner, four chairs and a coffee table.

Monica was sitting on one, and she motioned for us to sit in two others.

Was a fourth person expected?

If there was we were not waiting for them.  As soon as I was seated, she asked, “What did you find?”

She already knew, via Joanne, but perhaps this was a test.

“There were two people at the café, or perhaps one, the intermediary that O’Connell was looking for inside, and another nearby, like out the back of the café.

“I’d been too wrapped up in surviving the aftermath of the bomb to see O’Connell head for an alley near the café.  I thought it might be to check on the intermediary, but apparently, it was to meet someone else who obviously survived.”

“Anna Jacovich.”

Of course, Joanne had briefed her.  No secrets among friends.

“What do we know about her?”

Joanne answered that one, “She’s a fugitive, and Interpol is looking for her, as are the local police.”

“And she’s here?”

“If she hasn’t run.  A bomb nearby can do that.  She has to know people are out there actively trying to kill her like they did her husband.”

“He originally created the USB?”

“It looks like it.  And my guess, Dobbin was using O’Connell to act as a journalist and buy the information off her before it went to the highest bidder.  If we were to throw hypotheses out there, it’s not a stretch to believe Severin and Maury, as Westcott and Salvin, supposedly ex-department, were charged to get inside the lab and investigate the data breach, found out who it was, followed them here, and then set up an off-book surveillance group to watch the players culminating in the botched operation I was just on.  Severin wasn’t working for Dobbin but someone else, which means someone else in this department has an active interest in the breach, and who was running his or her own operation.  That wouldn’t be you would it?”

“That would be someone in a corner office.  I can barely see daylight here.  In other words, not high enough up in the food chain.  Like you, I’m staggering around in the dark.  Dobbin has a corner office.”

“Who’s in charge of matters concerning biological weapons?”

“The MOD.  Not us.”

“But you have experts.  You must come across credible threats from time to time, and I doubt you just hand it over.”

“We’re supposed to.  There is a chain of command you know.  It’s not like the movies.”

The way this operation had been running, that was exactly what I thought.

“That’s what I think I know.  Still no indication O’Connell is alive, but I suspect Dobbin does know, and just not telling.  Might also know where he is.  Perhaps while I’m trying to find him, you go over Dobbin’s head and find out.”

“Easier said than done.  You need help?”

“No.  Everyone I work with has their own axe to grind, so I’m better off alone.”

“That Jan woman?”

“Especially her.”

“OK.  Keep me, via Joanne, informed.  If you need anything, tell Joanne.”

Meeting over.

© Charles Heath 2020-2023

365 Days of writing, 2026 – 47

Day 47 – Newspapers as inspiration

The Hobby‑Horse Moment: Why a Newspaper Is a Treasure Chest of Story Ideas

“If you spend enough time reading a newspaper, there is more than enough inspiration for a thousand stories.”

That line has been my creative mantra for years. Whenever I find myself staring at the endless columns of headlines, sports scores, and classifieds, I hear a familiar whisper: there’s a story waiting to be untangled, a character begging to step into the spotlight, a twist that could turn a mundane Tuesday into a page‑turner.

In today’s post, I’m pulling back the curtain on my “hobby‑horse” — the practice of mining everyday news for fiction gold. I’ll walk you through the mental shortcuts that turn a bungled bank robbery by the world’s worst criminal into a narrative engine you can rev up for any genre.


1. The Newspaper as a Creative Radar

What You SeeWhat It Becomes in Fiction
Headline – “Local Bank Heist Ends in Chaos”Hook – An unlikely thief, a mis‑fired getaway plan, a crowd of bewildered witnesses.
Quote – “I thought it was a joke,” the teller said.Voice – Real‑time dialogue that grounds the absurdity in human reaction.
Photo – A police cruiser stuck in a fountain.Visual Cue – A comedic set‑piece that can become the story’s turning point.
Obituary – “John Doe, lifelong prankster, dies at 79.”Backstory – A retired mischief‑maker pulled back into the game for one last laugh.

The trick is to pause, underline, and ask “what if?” The moment you spot a quirky detail, you have a seed. Plant it in a notebook, a digital note, or a voice memo, and let it germinate.


2. My Hobby‑Horse: The “World’s Worst Criminal”

Every writer needs a go‑to archetype that sparks imagination. Mine is the lovably incompetent crook — the sort of character who thinks he’s Michael Caine in The Italian Job but ends up looking more like a clumsy cartoon character slipping on a banana peel.

Why does this work?

  1. Built‑in Conflict – He wants success but repeatedly fails, creating tension without needing a villain.
  2. Humour on Tap – Failure is funny, especially when the audience knows the heist was doomed from the start.
  3. Redemptive Potential – Even the worst criminal can discover a spark of humanity (or at least a better exit strategy).

When I read a story about a bungled bank robbery, I instantly overlay this template: a petty thief named Marty “Mismash” Malone who tried to rob the First National Bank because his mother’s birthday cake needed frosting, not because he wanted the loot.


3. Turning a Real Incident into a Plot Blueprint

Let’s deconstruct a typical newspaper blurb and re‑engineer it into a fleshed‑out outline.

Original Article (fictionalised for illustration)

“A 28‑year‑old man attempted to rob the downtown branch of City Bank at 2:17 p.m. on Tuesday. He fled the scene after tripping over a decorative potted plant, causing a panic among customers. Police recovered a broken plastic gun and a half‑eaten sandwich. The suspect, identified as Carl “The Cat” Benson, is currently in custody.”

Step‑by‑Step Adaptation

Newspaper DetailStory‑Building QuestionNarrative Transformation
Age 28What does his age say about his life stage?A recent college graduate drowning in student debt.
Time 2:17 p.m.Why this hour?The bank’s lunch crowd, perfect for a chaotic distraction.
Tripping over a plantHow can a simple stumble be symbolic?The plant—named “Lucky Fern”—represents his misguided belief in luck.
Half‑eaten sandwichWhat does the sandwich reveal?He’s too hungry to think, showing desperation.
Plastic gunWhat does the prop say about his competence?He bought it from a novelty shop, convinced “any gun looks the same.”
Nickname “The Cat”Is the nickname ironic?Yes—he’s terrified of actual cats, which later become a comedic obstacle.

From this table a five‑beat structure emerges:

  1. Inciting Incident – Carl decides to rob the bank after a failed gig as a pizza delivery driver.
  2. The Setup – He rehearses with a toy gun, practices “stealth” by sneaking past his neighbour’s cat, Mr. Whiskers.
  3. The Disaster – He trips over the Lucky Fern, the sandwich falls, and the plastic gun squeaks.
  4. The Chase – The cat, startled, darts through the lobby, forcing Carl to flee in a comedic, cat‑chasing ballet.
  5. Resolution – Carl is caught, but the bank manager offers him a job in the community outreach program—because who else could handle a crowd in a crisis?

4. Practical Tips to Capture the Moment

  1. Carry a Capture Tool – A small pocket notebook, a notes app, or even a voice recorder. The first idea is always the loudest; you don’t want it to slip away.
  2. Set a “News‑Only” Block – Give yourself 15‑minutes each morning to skim headlines. No laptops, no social feeds—just the paper (or its digital equivalent).
  3. Ask the “Three‑What” Test – For any odd detail, ask: What if this happened? What if a character is involved? What if the outcome changes?
  4. Create a “Story‑Idea Index” – Tag each note with genres (comedy, thriller, noir) so you can retrieve a bank‑heist gag when you need a laugh, or a political scandal when you’re writing a drama.
  5. Re‑Read with a Lens – After a week, revisit your notes. The distance often reveals hidden connections (e.g., the same police chief appears in two different articles, perfect for a crossover).

5. From Hobby‑Horse to Habit

The phrase “hobby‑horse” conjures an image of a favourite, perhaps slightly over‑used, subject that a writer returns to again and again. That’s not a flaw—it’s a strategic anchor. By repeatedly mining the same type of source (newspapers), you develop a mental shortcut: see a headline, think “story.” Over time, the brain begins to auto‑generate plot twists the moment you see a byline.

Pro tip: Rotate your hobby‑horse every few months. If you’ve been obsessed with bank heists, shift to “mysterious disappearances in small towns” or “quirky local elections.” The underlying method stays the same; the flavor changes, keeping your output fresh.


6. Take the Leap – Write That Bungled Heist

Here’s a quick writing exercise to get your creative muscles moving:

  1. Find a Recent Article – Anything that involves a mishap (traffic jam, botched charity event, failed product launch).
  2. Extract Five Odd Details – Highlight them in bright colours.
  3. Assign Each Detail a Character Role – Who does it belong to? A hero? An antagonist? A sidekick?
  4. Sketch a One‑Paragraph Synopsis – Use the “problem → complication → twist → resolution” framework.
  5. Write 500 Words – Don’t worry about perfection; just let the story flow.

You’ll be amazed at how quickly a real‑world snippet becomes a fully formed narrative.


Closing Thought: The Paper Trail to Imagination

The next time you thumb through the front page, imagine the headlines as breadcrumbs leading to hidden treasure. Each misquoted mayor, each odd traffic report, each quirky human‑interest piece is a potential protagonist or conflict waiting for a writer’s touch.

Your hobby‑horse isn’t a limitation; it’s a launchpad. Embrace the bungled bank robbery, the misfiring fireworks display, the inexplicable municipal ordinance—turn them into stories that make readers laugh, gasp, or reflect.

So, grab that newspaper, spot the absurd, and let the tales unfold.

Happy hunting!


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What I learned about writing – Do you use a style manual

A “manual of style and usage” is a reference guide that provides rules and guidelines for writing and editing, covering aspects like grammar, punctuation, capitalisation, spelling, and formatting, aiming for consistency and clarity.

Style guides, also known as manuals of style and usage, are essential tools for ensuring consistency and clarity in writing and design, particularly across various industries and disciplines. They provide standardised rules for grammar, punctuation, formatting, citation, and other aspects of writing, helping writers and editors maintain a consistent style and tone.

I can think of two: The Elements of Style and Style Manual for Authors, Editors, and Printers (Australia).

I have recently stumbled upon The Chicago Manual of Style, 16th Edition, which is a style guide for American English published since 1906 by the University of Chicago Press

Why are style guides important?

  • Consistency: Style guides ensure that all documents within a specific organisation, industry, or publication adhere to a consistent style, making them easier to read and understand.
  • Clarity: By following established rules, style guides help writers avoid ambiguity and ensure that their message is clear and concise.
  • Professionalism: Adhering to a style guide demonstrates professionalism and attention to detail, enhancing the credibility of the written work.
  • Standardisation: Style guides provide a framework for writing and design, making it easier for different people to work together on the same project.
  • Facilitating Communication: They help ensure that all content produced by an organisation or industry is consistent in its style, tone, and format, making it easier for the audience to understand the message. 

Inspiration, maybe – Volume 1

50 photographs, 50 stories, of which there is one of the 50 below.

They all start with –

A picture paints … well, as many words as you like.  For instance:

lookingdownfromcoronetpeak

And the story:

It was once said that a desperate man has everything to lose.

The man I was chasing was desperate, but I, on the other hand, was more desperate to catch him.

He’d left a trail of dead people from one end of the island to the other.

The team had put in a lot of effort to locate him, and now his capture was imminent.  We were following the car he was in, from a discrete distance, and, at the appropriate time, we would catch up, pull him over, and make the arrest.

There was nowhere for him to go.

The road led to a dead-end, and the only way off the mountain was back down the road were now on.  Which was why I was somewhat surprised when we discovered where he was.

Where was he going?

“Damn,” I heard Alan mutter.  He was driving, being careful not to get too close, but not far enough away to lose sight of him.

“What?”

“I think he’s made us.”

“How?”

“Dumb bad luck, I’m guessing.  Or he expected we’d follow him up the mountain.  He’s just sped up.”

“How far away?”

“A half-mile.  We should see him higher up when we turn the next corner.”

It took an eternity to get there, and when we did, Alan was right, only he was further on than we thought.”

“Step on it.  Let’s catch him up before he gets to the top.”

Easy to say, not so easy to do.  The road was treacherous, and in places just gravel, and there were no guard rails to stop a three thousand footfall down the mountainside.

Good thing then I had the foresight to have three agents on the hill for just such a scenario.

Ten minutes later, we were in sight of the car, still moving quickly, but we were going slightly faster.  We’d catch up just short of the summit car park.

Or so we thought.

Coming quickly around another corner we almost slammed into the car we’d been chasing.

“What the hell…” Aland muttered.

I was out of the car, and over to see if he was in it, but I knew that it was only a slender possibility.  The car was empty, and no indication where he went.

Certainly not up the road.  It was relatively straightforward for the next mile, at which we would have reached the summit.  Up the mountainside from here, or down.

I looked up.  Nothing.

Alan yelled out, “He’s not going down, not that I can see, but if he did, there’s hardly a foothold and that’s a long fall.”

Then where did he go?

Then a man looking very much like our quarry came out from behind a rock embedded just a short distance up the hill.

“Sorry,” he said quite calmly.  “Had to go if you know what I mean.”

I’d lost him.

It was as simple as that.

I had been led a merry chase up the hill, and all the time he was getting away in a different direction.

I’d fallen for the oldest trick in the book, letting my desperation blind me to the disguise that anyone else would see through in an instant.

It was a lonely sight, looking down that road, knowing that I had to go all that way down again, only this time, without having to throw caution to the wind.

“Maybe next time,” Alan said.

“We’ll get him.  It’s just a matter of time.”

© Charles Heath 2019-2021

Find this and other stories in “Inspiration, maybe”  available soon.

InspirationMaybe1v1

First Dig Two Graves

A sequel to “The Devil You Don’t”

Revenge is a dish best served cold – or preferably so when everything goes right

Of course, it rarely does, as Alistair, Zoe’s handler, discovers to his peril. Enter a wildcard, John, and whatever Alistair’s plan for dealing with Zoe was dies with him.

It leaves Zoe in completely unfamiliar territory.

John’s idyllic romance with a woman who is utterly out of his comfort zone is on borrowed time. She is still trying to reconcile her ambivalence, after being so indifferent for so long.

They agree to take a break, during which she disappears. John, thinking she has left without saying goodbye, refuses to accept the inevitable, calls on an old friend for help in finding her.

After the mayhem and being briefly reunited, she recognises an inevitable truth: there is a price to pay for taking out Alistair; she must leave and find them first, and he would be wise to keep a low profile.

But keeping a low profile just isn’t possible, and enlisting another friend, a private detective and his sister, a deft computer hacker, they track her to the border between Austria and Hungary.

What John doesn’t realise is that another enemy is tracking him to find her too. It could have been a grand tour of Europe. Instead, it becomes a race against time before enemies old and new converge for what will be an inevitable showdown.

365 Days of writing, 2026 – 47

Day 47 – Newspapers as inspiration

The Hobby‑Horse Moment: Why a Newspaper Is a Treasure Chest of Story Ideas

“If you spend enough time reading a newspaper, there is more than enough inspiration for a thousand stories.”

That line has been my creative mantra for years. Whenever I find myself staring at the endless columns of headlines, sports scores, and classifieds, I hear a familiar whisper: there’s a story waiting to be untangled, a character begging to step into the spotlight, a twist that could turn a mundane Tuesday into a page‑turner.

In today’s post, I’m pulling back the curtain on my “hobby‑horse” — the practice of mining everyday news for fiction gold. I’ll walk you through the mental shortcuts that turn a bungled bank robbery by the world’s worst criminal into a narrative engine you can rev up for any genre.


1. The Newspaper as a Creative Radar

What You SeeWhat It Becomes in Fiction
Headline – “Local Bank Heist Ends in Chaos”Hook – An unlikely thief, a mis‑fired getaway plan, a crowd of bewildered witnesses.
Quote – “I thought it was a joke,” the teller said.Voice – Real‑time dialogue that grounds the absurdity in human reaction.
Photo – A police cruiser stuck in a fountain.Visual Cue – A comedic set‑piece that can become the story’s turning point.
Obituary – “John Doe, lifelong prankster, dies at 79.”Backstory – A retired mischief‑maker pulled back into the game for one last laugh.

The trick is to pause, underline, and ask “what if?” The moment you spot a quirky detail, you have a seed. Plant it in a notebook, a digital note, or a voice memo, and let it germinate.


2. My Hobby‑Horse: The “World’s Worst Criminal”

Every writer needs a go‑to archetype that sparks imagination. Mine is the lovably incompetent crook — the sort of character who thinks he’s Michael Caine in The Italian Job but ends up looking more like a clumsy cartoon character slipping on a banana peel.

Why does this work?

  1. Built‑in Conflict – He wants success but repeatedly fails, creating tension without needing a villain.
  2. Humour on Tap – Failure is funny, especially when the audience knows the heist was doomed from the start.
  3. Redemptive Potential – Even the worst criminal can discover a spark of humanity (or at least a better exit strategy).

When I read a story about a bungled bank robbery, I instantly overlay this template: a petty thief named Marty “Mismash” Malone who tried to rob the First National Bank because his mother’s birthday cake needed frosting, not because he wanted the loot.


3. Turning a Real Incident into a Plot Blueprint

Let’s deconstruct a typical newspaper blurb and re‑engineer it into a fleshed‑out outline.

Original Article (fictionalised for illustration)

“A 28‑year‑old man attempted to rob the downtown branch of City Bank at 2:17 p.m. on Tuesday. He fled the scene after tripping over a decorative potted plant, causing a panic among customers. Police recovered a broken plastic gun and a half‑eaten sandwich. The suspect, identified as Carl “The Cat” Benson, is currently in custody.”

Step‑by‑Step Adaptation

Newspaper DetailStory‑Building QuestionNarrative Transformation
Age 28What does his age say about his life stage?A recent college graduate drowning in student debt.
Time 2:17 p.m.Why this hour?The bank’s lunch crowd, perfect for a chaotic distraction.
Tripping over a plantHow can a simple stumble be symbolic?The plant—named “Lucky Fern”—represents his misguided belief in luck.
Half‑eaten sandwichWhat does the sandwich reveal?He’s too hungry to think, showing desperation.
Plastic gunWhat does the prop say about his competence?He bought it from a novelty shop, convinced “any gun looks the same.”
Nickname “The Cat”Is the nickname ironic?Yes—he’s terrified of actual cats, which later become a comedic obstacle.

From this table a five‑beat structure emerges:

  1. Inciting Incident – Carl decides to rob the bank after a failed gig as a pizza delivery driver.
  2. The Setup – He rehearses with a toy gun, practices “stealth” by sneaking past his neighbour’s cat, Mr. Whiskers.
  3. The Disaster – He trips over the Lucky Fern, the sandwich falls, and the plastic gun squeaks.
  4. The Chase – The cat, startled, darts through the lobby, forcing Carl to flee in a comedic, cat‑chasing ballet.
  5. Resolution – Carl is caught, but the bank manager offers him a job in the community outreach program—because who else could handle a crowd in a crisis?

4. Practical Tips to Capture the Moment

  1. Carry a Capture Tool – A small pocket notebook, a notes app, or even a voice recorder. The first idea is always the loudest; you don’t want it to slip away.
  2. Set a “News‑Only” Block – Give yourself 15‑minutes each morning to skim headlines. No laptops, no social feeds—just the paper (or its digital equivalent).
  3. Ask the “Three‑What” Test – For any odd detail, ask: What if this happened? What if a character is involved? What if the outcome changes?
  4. Create a “Story‑Idea Index” – Tag each note with genres (comedy, thriller, noir) so you can retrieve a bank‑heist gag when you need a laugh, or a political scandal when you’re writing a drama.
  5. Re‑Read with a Lens – After a week, revisit your notes. The distance often reveals hidden connections (e.g., the same police chief appears in two different articles, perfect for a crossover).

5. From Hobby‑Horse to Habit

The phrase “hobby‑horse” conjures an image of a favourite, perhaps slightly over‑used, subject that a writer returns to again and again. That’s not a flaw—it’s a strategic anchor. By repeatedly mining the same type of source (newspapers), you develop a mental shortcut: see a headline, think “story.” Over time, the brain begins to auto‑generate plot twists the moment you see a byline.

Pro tip: Rotate your hobby‑horse every few months. If you’ve been obsessed with bank heists, shift to “mysterious disappearances in small towns” or “quirky local elections.” The underlying method stays the same; the flavor changes, keeping your output fresh.


6. Take the Leap – Write That Bungled Heist

Here’s a quick writing exercise to get your creative muscles moving:

  1. Find a Recent Article – Anything that involves a mishap (traffic jam, botched charity event, failed product launch).
  2. Extract Five Odd Details – Highlight them in bright colours.
  3. Assign Each Detail a Character Role – Who does it belong to? A hero? An antagonist? A sidekick?
  4. Sketch a One‑Paragraph Synopsis – Use the “problem → complication → twist → resolution” framework.
  5. Write 500 Words – Don’t worry about perfection; just let the story flow.

You’ll be amazed at how quickly a real‑world snippet becomes a fully formed narrative.


Closing Thought: The Paper Trail to Imagination

The next time you thumb through the front page, imagine the headlines as breadcrumbs leading to hidden treasure. Each misquoted mayor, each odd traffic report, each quirky human‑interest piece is a potential protagonist or conflict waiting for a writer’s touch.

Your hobby‑horse isn’t a limitation; it’s a launchpad. Embrace the bungled bank robbery, the misfiring fireworks display, the inexplicable municipal ordinance—turn them into stories that make readers laugh, gasp, or reflect.

So, grab that newspaper, spot the absurd, and let the tales unfold.

Happy hunting!


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An excerpt from “Strangers We’ve Become” – Coming Soon

I wandered back to my villa.

It was in darkness.  I was sure I had left several lights on, especially over the door so I could see to unlock it.

I looked up and saw the globe was broken.

Instant alert.

I went to the first hiding spot for the gun, and it wasn’t there.  I went to the backup and it wasn’t there either.  Someone had found my carefully hidden stash of weapons and removed them.

Who?

There were four hiding spots and all were empty.  Someone had removed the weapons.  That could only mean one possibility.

I had a visitor, not necessarily here for a social call.

But, of course, being the well-trained agent I’d once been and not one to be caught unawares, I crossed over to my neighbor and relieved him of a weapon that, if found, would require a lot of explaining.

Suitably armed, it was time to return the surprise.

There were three entrances to the villa, the front door, the back door, and a rather strange escape hatch.  One of the more interesting attractions of the villa I’d rented was its heritage.  It was built in the late 1700s, by a man who was, by all accounts, a thief.  It had a hidden underground room which had been in the past a vault but was now a wine cellar, and it had an escape hatch by which the man could come and go undetected, particularly if there was a mob outside the door baying for his blood.

It now gave me the means to enter the villa without my visitors being alerted, unless, of course, they were near the vicinity of the doorway inside the villa, but that possibility was unlikely.  It was not where anyone could anticipate or expect a doorway to be.

The secret entrance was at the rear of the villa behind a large copse, two camouflaged wooden doors built into the ground.  I move aside some of the branches that covered them and lifted one side.  After I’d discovered the doors and rusty hinges, I’d oiled and cleaned them, and cleared the passageway of cobwebs and fallen rocks.  It had a mildew smell, but nothing would get rid of that.  I’d left torches at either end so I could see.

I closed the door after me, and went quietly down the steps, enveloped in darkness till I switched on the torch.  I traversed the short passage which turned ninety degrees about halfway to the door at the other end.  I carried the key to this door on the keyring, found it and opened the door.  It too had been oiled and swung open soundlessly.

I stepped in the darkness and closed the door.

I was on the lower level under the kitchen, now the wine cellar, the ‘door’ doubling as a set of shelves which had very little on them, less to fall and alert anyone in the villa.

Silence, an eerie silence.

I took the steps up to the kitchen, stopping when my head was level with the floor, checking to see if anyone was waiting.  There wasn’t.  It seemed to me to be an unlikely spot for an ambush.

I’d already considered the possibility of someone coming after me, especially because it had been Bespalov I’d killed, and I was sure he had friends, all equally as mad as he was.  Equally, I’d also considered it nigh on impossible for anyone to find out it was me who killed him because the only people who knew that were Prendergast, Alisha, a few others in the Department, and Susan.

That raised the question of who told them where I was.

If I was the man I used to be, my first suspect would be Susan.  The departure this morning, and now this was too coincidental.  But I was not that man.

Or was I?

I reached the start of the passageway that led from the kitchen to the front door and peered into the semi-darkness.  My eyes had got used to the dark, and it was no longer an inky void.  Fragments of light leaked in around the door from outside and through the edge of the window curtains where they didn’t fit properly.  A bone of contention upstairs in the morning, when first light shone and invariably woke me up hours before I wanted to.

Still nothing.

I took a moment to consider how I would approach the visitor’s job.  I would get a plan of the villa in my head, all entrances, where a target could be led to or attacked where there would be no escape.

Coming in the front door.  If I was not expecting anything, I’d just open the door and walk-in.  One shot would be all that was required.

Contract complete.

I sidled quietly up the passage staying close to the wall, edging closer to the front door.  There was an alcove where the shooter could be waiting.  It was an ideal spot to wait.

Crunch.

I stepped on some nutshells.

Not my nutshells.

I felt it before I heard it.  The bullet with my name on it.

And how the shooter missed, from point-blank range, and hit me in the arm, I had no idea.  I fired off two shots before a second shot from the shooter went wide and hit the door with a loud thwack.

I saw a red dot wavering as it honed in on me and I fell to the floor, stretching out, looking up where the origin of the light was coming and pulled the trigger three times, evenly spaced, and a second later I heard the sound of a body falling down the stairs and stopping at the bottom, not very far from me.

Two assassins.

I’d not expected that.

The assassin by the door was dead, a lucky shot on my part.  The second was still breathing.

I checked the body for any weapons and found a second gun and two knives.  Armed to the teeth!

I pulled off the balaclava; a man, early thirties, definitely Italian.  I was expecting a Russian.

I slapped his face, waking him up.  Blood was leaking from several slashes on his face when his head had hit the stairs on the way down.  The awkward angle of his arms and legs told me there were broken bones, probably a lot worse internally.  He was not long for this earth.

“Who employed you?”

He looked at me with dead eyes, a pursed mouth, perhaps a smile.  “Not today my friend.  You have made a very bad enemy.”  He coughed and blood poured out of his mouth.  “There will be more …”

Friends of Bespalov, no doubt.

I would have to leave.  Two unexplainable bodies, I’d have a hard time explaining my way out of this mess.  I dragged the two bodies into the lounge, clearing the passageway just in case someone had heard anything.

Just in case anyone was outside at the time, I sat in the dark, at the foot of the stairs, and tried to breathe normally.  I was trying not to connect dots that led back to Susan, but the coincidence was worrying me.

A half-hour passed and I hadn’t moved.  Deep in thought, I’d forgotten about being shot, unaware that blood was running down my arm and dripping onto the floor.

Until I heard a knock on my front door.

Two thoughts, it was either the police, alerted by the neighbors, or it was the second wave, though why would they be knocking on the door?

I stood, and immediately felt a stabbing pain in my arm.  I took out a handkerchief and turned it into a makeshift tourniquet, then wrapped a kitchen towel around the wound.

If it was the police, this was going to be a difficult situation.  Holding the gun behind my back, I opened the door a fraction and looked out.

No police, just Maria.  I hoped she was not part of the next ‘wave’.

“You left your phone behind on the table.  I thought you might be looking for it.”  She held it out in front of her.

When I didn’t open the door any further, she looked at me quizzically, and then asked, “Is anything wrong?”

I was going to thank her for returning the phone, but I heard her breathe in sharply, and add, breathlessly, “You’re bleeding.”

I looked at my arm and realized it was visible through the door, and not only that, the towel was soaked in blood.

“You need to go away now.”

Should I tell her the truth?  It was probably too late, and if she was any sort of law-abiding citizen she would go straight to the police.

She showed no signs of leaving, just an unnerving curiosity.  “What happened?”

I ran through several explanations, but none seemed plausible.  I went with the truth.  “My past caught up with me.”

“You need someone to fix that before you pass out from blood loss.  It doesn’t look good.”

“I can fix it.  You need to leave.  It is not safe to be here with me.”

The pain in my arm was not getting any better, and the blood was starting to run down my arm again as the tourniquet loosened.  She was right, I needed it fixed sooner rather than later.

I opened the door and let her in.  It was a mistake, a huge mistake, and I would have to deal with the consequences.  Once inside, she turned on the light and saw the pool of blood just inside the door and the trail leading to the lounge.  She followed the trail and turned into the lounge, turned on the light, and no doubt saw the two dead men.

I expected her to scream.  She didn’t.

She gave me a good hard look, perhaps trying to see if I was dangerous.  Killing people wasn’t something you looked the other way about.  She would have to go to the police.

“What happened here?”

“I came home from the cafe and two men were waiting for me.  I used to work for the Government, but no longer.  I suspect these men were here to repay a debt.  I was lucky.”

“Not so much, looking at your arm.”

She came closer and inspected it.

“Sit down.”

She found another towel and wrapped it around the wound, retightening the tourniquet to stem the bleeding.

“Do you have medical supplies?”

I nodded.  “Upstairs.”  I had a medical kit, and on the road, I usually made my own running repairs.  Another old habit I hadn’t quite shaken off yet.

She went upstairs, rummaged, and then came back.  I wondered briefly what she would think of the unmade bed though I was not sure why it might interest her.

She helped me remove my shirt, and then cleaned the wound.  Fortunately, she didn’t have to remove a bullet.  It was a clean wound but it would require stitches.

When she’d finished she said, “Your friend said one day this might happen.”

No prizes for guessing who that friend was, and it didn’t please me that she had involved Maria.

“Alisha?”

“She didn’t tell me her name, but I think she cares a lot about you.  She said trouble has a way of finding you, gave me a phone and said to call her if something like this happened.”

“That was wrong of her to do that.”

“Perhaps, perhaps not.  Will you call her?”

“Yes.  I can’t stay here now.  You should go now.  Hopefully, by the time I leave in the morning, no one will ever know what happened here, especially you.”

She smiled.  “As you say, I was never here.”

© Charles Heath 2018-2022

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In a word: Saw or Sore or Soar

In the first or second instance of the word Sore, we all know this malady can sometimes fester into something a lot worse.

Or that a person could be a sore loser

Or after spending an hour on the obstacle course, they come off very sore and sorry.  I never quite understood why they should be sorry because no one ever apologises to an inanimate object.  Or do they?

Or perhaps he was sore at his friend for not telling him the truth.

Then, there’s another meaning, saw, which can mean the past tense of seeing, that is, I saw them down by the pool.

I could also use a saw, you know, that thing that cuts through wood, steel, plastic, almost anything.  And yes, it’s possible someone might actually saw through a loaf of bread.

There are hand saws, electric saws, band saws, coping saws, and even a bread knife, all of these have one thing in common, a serrated edge with teeth of different sizes, designed to cut, smoothly or roughly depending on the size.

Add it to bones, and you have Captain Kirk’s description of his medical officer on the Enterprise.  I’m not sure any doctor would like to be addressed as saw-bones.

But then, confusingly in the way only English can do, there’s another word that sounds exactly the same, soar

This, of course, means hovering up there in the heavens, with or without propulsion or oxygen.

Yes, it’s difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.  I’ve always liked this expression though most of the time people don’t quite understand what it means.