Top 5 sights on the road less travelled – Brisbane, Australia

Hidden Gems of Brisbane: 5 Uncrowded Attractions That Still Pack a Punch

If you’ve already ticked off the South Bank promenade, the Story Bridge, and the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary, you might be wondering where the next unforgettable experience lies. Good news – Brisbane is a fairly compact city, and beyond the usual tourist radar, several spots feel almost secret. Below are five standout attractions that never feel overrun, yet each offers a distinctive slice of Queensland life. (All are easily reachable by public transport or a short drive.)


1. Mount Coot-tha Lookout & the Hidden Botanic Trail

Why it’s special: Most visitors head straight for the panoramic city view from the Lookout’s car park, but the adjoining Mount Coot-tha Botanic Trail is a quiet 2‑km loop that winds through native rainforest, exotic gardens, and a series of small waterfalls.

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ViewsThe classic vista over the Brisbane River and skyline is still there, but from the trail’s higher ridge you’ll spot a rarely‑photographed sunrise over the Glass House Mountains.
FloraA living collection of rare cycads, native ferns, and a small Bunya Pine grove (the “grandfather of pines”).
WildlifeSpot sugar gliders, brushtail possums, and the occasional rainbow lorikeet. Early morning is the best time for birdwatching.
How to get thereTake the Bus 450 from the City to the Mount Coot-tha Lookout stop (≈30 min). Parking is free for the first hour; the trailhead is a short walk from the car park.
Best time to visitEarly morning (sunrise) or late afternoon (golden‑hour light). Weekdays are especially quiet.

Insider tip: Bring a small portable coffee mug. There’s a tiny café at the Lookout that sells “mountain‑fresh” espresso – you can enjoy a brew while watching the city glow.


2. Kangaroo Point Cliffs – The Lesser‑Known Rock Garden

Why it’s special: While the cliffs are a hotspot for climbers and joggers, tucked behind the main promenade is the Rock Garden, a secluded series of basalt boulders artfully landscaped with native succulents and a modest waterfall.

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SeclusionOnly a narrow footpath leads to the garden, keeping it largely free of crowds.
DesignCreated by local artist‑landscaper Mina Yates in 2015, the garden incorporates reclaimed stone and a repurposed rainwater tank that feeds the waterfall.
Photo opsThe garden frames the river in a way you won’t see from the main cliff edge – perfect for minimalist shots of water against stone.
How to get thereFrom the Kangaroo Point train station, walk 5 minutes north along River Terrace; the footpath entry is marked by a small wooden sign.
Best time to visitLate afternoon when the setting sun catches the water spray.

Insider tip: Bring a sketchbook – many local artists set up easels here to capture the ever‑changing light on the basalt.


3. The Old Windmill (Spring Hill) – A Time‑Travel Escape

Why it’s special: Brisbane’s oldest surviving structure dates back to 1828. It’s a modest stone windmill tucked in a quiet pocket of Spring Hill, surrounded by a small park and a historic “windmill cottage” that now serves as a community arts space.

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HistoryBuilt by the first commandant of the Moreton Bay penal colony, it once ground wheat for the settlement. Only the stone tower remains, but it still spins on windy days.
ArchitectureRough‑hewn sandstone with a timber cap – an excellent example of early colonial engineering.
Cultural useThe adjacent cottage hosts rotating exhibitions of local Indigenous art and occasional acoustic concerts.
How to get thereCatch the Bus 230 to Spring Hill (stop: “Old Windmill”) or take a short 10‑minute walk from Spring Hill train station.
Best time to visitEarly morning or late afternoon when the wind is gentle enough to spin the sails.

Insider tip: Stop by the Windmill Café (a tiny kiosk on site) for a slice of marble‑cream cake named “The Settler.” It’s an Instagram‑worthy treat that few tourists know about.


4. Redlands’ Amity Point – The Secluded Lighthouse Walk

Why it’s special: A 45‑minute drive south of Brisbane, Amity Point on Bribie Island boasts a small but striking lighthouse (operational since 1966) perched on a quiet headland. The surrounding Coastal Reserve offers a gentle boardwalk through mangroves, a hidden sandy cove, and spectacular night‑time star gazing.

FeatureDetails
LighthouseAn octagonal concrete tower with a rotating beacon visible for 20 km. Tours are offered on the first Saturday of each month.
NatureThe boardwalk passes through black mangrove and cabbage palm stands; look out for crabs, egrets, and occasional dolphins offshore.
Night skyBecause the area is far from city lights, it’s a prime spot for astrophotography; the Milky Way arches over the water on clear nights.
How to get thereDrive via the M1 → Coomera → Bribie Island (follow signs for Amity Point). Parking is free at the reserve.
Best time to visitSunrise for pastel reflections on the water, or after dark for the lighthouse beam and stargazing. Weekdays are virtually empty.

Insider tip: Pack a portable telescope or a pair of binoculars. The Queensland Star Party sometimes holds informal meet‑ups here, and they’re always happy to share tips.


5. The Brisbane City Botanic Gardens – The Forgotten ‘Rose Garden’

Why it’s special: While the Botanic Gardens are a popular daytime spot, tucked behind the main lawns sits the Rose Garden – a secluded, Victorian‑style enclave restored in 2018. It’s a fragrant, low‑traffic haven of heritage roses, a small pergola, and a historic iron fountain.

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RosesOver 200 varieties, including the rare ‘Souvenir de la Malmaison’ and a modern hybrid “Brisbane Blush.”
ArchitectureThe pergola is made from locally sourced ironbark timber, and the fountain dates back to 1904 (originally supplied to the Toowoomba Show).
Quiet cornersBenches hidden among shrubbery provide intimate reading spots; the garden is often used by local poets for “tide‑of‑silence” sessions.
How to get thereFrom Roma Street station, walk north 8 minutes across the River; the garden entrance is marked by a bronze plaque.
Best time to visitMid‑morning (when the roses are at peak fragrance) or late spring (when the roses are in full bloom).

Insider tip: Join the Botanic Gardens’ “Rose Hour” on the first Saturday of each month – a free guided walk where a horticulturist explains the history and care of each rose variety.


How to Make the Most of These Hidden Spots

StrategyWhy it works
Visit on weekdaysAlmost all five sites see a steep drop in foot traffic from Monday to Thursday.
Go early or lateSoft light enhances photography, and cooler temperatures make walking comfortable.
Pack a reusable water bottleBrisbane’s subtropical climate can be humid; most locations have water refill points.
Use public transport or park‑&‑rideTraffic around the city can be unpredictable, especially on weekends.
Bring a light snackMany of these spots have limited food options; a small picnic makes the experience more relaxed.

A Quick Map for the Curious Explorer

#AttractionApprox. Distance from CBDRecommended Transport
1Mount Coot‑tha Lookout & Botanic Trail7 km (west)Bus 450 or bike (bike lanes available)
2Kangaroo Point Cliffs – Rock Garden2 km (south)Train to Kangaroo Point + 5‑min walk
3Old Windmill (Spring Hill)3 km (north)Bus 230 or walk from Spring Hill
4Amity Point Lighthouse (Bribie Island)45 km (south)Car (approx. 45‑min drive)
5Botanic Gardens – Rose Garden1 km (north)Train to Roma Street + short walk

Final Thoughts

Brisbane may be famed for its bustling riverfront and iconic skyline, but the city’s real charm often hides in quiet corners where locals unwind and history whispers. By venturing off the typical tourist trail, you’ll discover a softer, more intimate side of Queensland’s capital – one where you can breathe in native scents, hear the distant hum of the windmill sails, and watch the city glow from secret viewpoints.

So next time you find yourself packing for “Brisbane in a nutshell,” remember: sometimes the best stories are told by the places few people know exist. Happy exploring!

“Sunday in New York”, a romantic adventure that’s not a walk in the park!

“Sunday in New York” is ultimately a story about trust, and what happens when a marriage is stretched to its limits.

When Harry Steele attends a lunch with his manager, Barclay, to discuss a promotion that any junior executive would accept in a heartbeat, it is the fact that his wife, Alison, who previously professed her reservations about Barclay, also agreed to attend that casts a small element of doubt in his mind.

From that moment, his life, in the company, in deciding what to do, his marriage, his very life, spirals out of control.

There is no one big factor that can prove Harry’s worst fears, that his marriage is over, just several small, interconnecting events, when piled on top of each other, point to a cataclysmic end to everything he had believed in.

Trust is lost firstly in his best friend and mentor, Andy, who only hints at impending disaster, Sasha, a woman whom he saved, and who appears to have motives of her own, and then in his wife, Alison, as he discovers piece by piece, damning evidence that she is about to leave him for another man.

Can we trust what we see with our eyes or trust what we hear?

Haven’t we all jumped to conclusions at least once in our lives?

Can Alison, a woman whose self-belief and confidence are about to be put to the ultimate test, find a way of proving their relationship is as strong as it has ever been?

As they say in the classics, read on!

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365 Days of Writing, 2026 – 236

Day 236 – In a world ruled by fiction

Inventing Reality: Why J.G. Ballard’s Warning Matters More Than Ever in the Age of Fiction

“We live in a world ruled by fictions of every kind—mass merchandising, advertising, politics, popular psychology, and so on. It is our job as writers to invent reality. For better or for worse, we are the creators of the reality of the 20th [and 21st] century.” — J.G. Ballard

In 1971, British visionary J.G. Ballard made a startling observation about the trajectory of human culture. Long before the advent of social media algorithms, deepfakes, 24-hour news cycles, and virtual reality, Ballard understood a fundamental truth: humanity no longer experiences raw reality. Instead, we navigate a labyrinth of manufactured narratives, corporate mythologies, and political spectacle.

Ballard argued that because the “real” world had been entirely overwritten by fictions, the traditional role of the novelist—to simply mirror society—was dead. Writers could no longer afford to be passive observers. To make sense of the world, they had to become active participants in the construction of a new reality.

Decades later, as we grapple with “fake news,” curated digital identities, and hyper-reality, Ballard’s manifesto feels less like a literary theory and more like a survival guide.

Here is an exploration of what Ballard meant, how his thesis manifests today, and why the job of the writer is more crucial—and subversive—than ever.


The Architecture of Illusion: How We Live in Fictions

Take a moment to look around you. Almost everything you interact with on a daily basis is underpinned by a fiction.

  • Money is a collective fiction—a piece of paper or digital code that holds value only because we agree it does.
  • Brands sell us fictions of identity, belonging, and happiness, convincing us that a specific pair of sneakers or smartphone will fundamentally alter who we are as people.
  • Politics has long traded policy for narrative, where electability is performance art, and truth is treated as a flexible commodity.

Ballard didn’t view these fictions merely as harmless lies; he saw them as powerful, active forces reshaping human psychology. In novels like CrashHigh-Rise, and The Atrocity Exhibition, he explored how modern technology and media blur the line between the artificial and the authentic until the artificial becomes our lived experience.

When the boundaries dissolve, the people living inside the illusion no longer know what is real. This is the condition Ballard diagnosed, and it is the exact landscape we inhabit today.


Why Traditional Realism is Broken

For centuries, the primary goal of fiction was mimesis—holding a mirror up to nature. Authors like Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, and Leo Tolstoy documented the social structures, moral dilemmas, and daily rhythms of their times with pinpoint accuracy.

However, Ballard argued that nineteenth-century realism was no longer equipped to handle the twentieth century (let alone the twenty-first). How do you write a realistic novel about a world where the President of the United States communicates via late-night social media posts, where artificial intelligence can write poetry, and where billions of people spend hours a day interacting with people who don’t exist?

If a writer simply writes a traditional, kitchen-sink drama today, they are ignoring the elephant in the room: the overwhelming, suffocating presence of media and manufactured myth.

To write realistically about the modern world, a writer has to acknowledge that we are drowning in fictions. This is why Ballard leaned into the surreal, the clinical, and the provocative. He used heightened, bizarre fictions to puncture the mundane fictions of everyday life.


“It is Our Job as Writers to Invent Reality”

What did Ballard mean when he said writers must invent reality?

He didn’t mean writers should lie, nor did he mean they should retreat into escapist fantasy. Instead, he meant that because our cultural reality is artificial, constructed by marketers and politicians, writers have a duty to construct better, truer, or more revealing counter-fictions.

A great writer acts as a diagnostic physician for the cultural psyche. By inventing extreme scenarios, speculative futures, or surreal narratives, fiction exposes the invisible mechanisms holding our society together.

Consider how visionary science fiction and speculative fiction have “invented” our current reality:

  • William Gibson coined the term “cyberspace” and anticipated the internet age in Neuromancer long before most people owned a computer.
  • George Orwell mapped out the mechanics of surveillance capitalism and state propaganda in 1984.
  • Margaret Atwood drew from existing patriarchal structures to invent the chillingly plausible world of The Handmaid’s Tale.

These authors did not simply record the world; they diagnosed it by inventing fictions that revealed deeper, unspoken truths. They exposed the matrix by building a better map of it.


The Writer’s Duty in the Age of Algorithms

Today, Ballard’s call to action takes on an urgent new meaning. We are no longer just consumers of fiction—we are its products. Algorithms feed us custom-tailored realities designed to keep our attention, polarise our views, and monetise our anxieties.

In this landscape, propaganda is automated, and mass delusion is industrialised.

If we surrender the invention of reality entirely to tech monopolies, politicians, and advertisers, our cultural imagination shrivels. This is why the creative act of writing is an act of resistance.

When a writer sits down to craft a story, a poem, or a novel, they are refusing the pre-packaged narratives handed down by the culture industry. They are carving out a space of radical imagination, forcing readers to pause, question their assumptions, and see the world through a completely new lens.


Conclusion: Writing the World Anew

J.G. Ballard challenged writers to step out of the shadows of passive storytelling and take responsibility for the psychological architecture of their era.

We do not live in a neutral world. We live in a world saturated with manufactured desires, political mythologies, and digital illusions. To accept this passively is to be shaped by it. But to write against it—to dissect the illusions and invent new, more honest realities—is the ultimate calling of the modern writer.

The fiction of the world is loud, relentless, and persuasive. It is up to writers to be louder, stranger, and truer.


What are your thoughts on Ballard’s manifesto? How do you see modern fiction reflecting—or fighting against—the manufactured realities of today? Let us know in the comments below!

The cinema of my dreams – Was it just another surveillance job – Episode 25

I’m back home and this story has been sitting on a back burner for a few months, waiting for some more to be written.

The trouble is, there are also other stories to write, and I’m not very good at prioritizing.

But, here we are, a few minutes opened up and it didn’t take long to get back into the groove.

Chasing leads, maybe

 

Jan hailed a taxi and had it drop us off a block from her building.  It was agreed that we would not just arrive out the front and trust to luck that everything would be fine.

I had a feeling that Nobbin would have come to the same conclusion I had, that it was possible the USB might be in the neighbor’s flat.  I’m sure Josephine hadn’t thought of that possibility.  Severin had, but I suspect he might not know of the cat.

Nor would Nobbin.

We did a circuit of the building before going in.  There were no suspicious cars, nr anyone lurking in the shadows.  If we had surveillance, it was really good, or there was none.  I preferred to think the latter option was right.  After all, neither Nobbin nor Severin knew exactly where I was.

Jan unlicked the front door and we went into the brightly lit foyer.

During the day there was a concierge sitting at the desk.  At night, it was empty.  The building manager couldn’t afford 24-hour security, beyond the bright lights, and camera in each quadrant recording the comings and goings of residents.  I’m not sure how Josephine got in, but I would have like to have the time to go through the old footage to check on O’Connell in the past, and Josephine, if she came through the front door, recently.

I glanced at the monitor, at present on screen saver mode, then followed Jan to the elevator lobby.

She pressed the button to go up, and the doors to the left-hand elevator opened.  We stepped in, she pressed the floor button, the doors closed, and we slowly went up.

It hesitated at the floor, jerked up about an inch or two, then a click signified it was level and the doors opened.

I could see her door from the elevator.  As we got closer, I could see it was open, ajar by about half an inch.  There was no tell-tale strip of light behind the opening so it could mean someone was in her flat searching by torchlight, or there was no one there.

After a minute waiting to see if there was a moving light somewhere in the flat, it remained dark.

Standing behind me, I could see she had pulled a gun out of her handbag and had it in one hand ready to use.  She could have used it any time since we first met, but she hadn’t.  

I pushed the door open slowly, and thankfully it didn’t make a creaking sound.  Wide enough to walk in, I took a few tentative steps into the first room.  There was little light, and my eyes took a while to adjust to the darkness.  

I could feel her going past me, further into the room, and with the gun raised and in two hands to steady the shot.  She took more steps, slowly towards the passage leading to her bedroom, I assumed, as it was a reverse copy of that next door, O’Connell’s.

There was no one in this part of the flat, and she had disappeared up the corridor and into her room.  Nothing there either.

“Clear,” she called out.

I stepped back to close and lock the door.  At the same time, she switched on the main room light and for a second it was almost blinding.

When my sight cleared, I could see the signs of a search, furniture tipped over, books dragged from the shelves, other items tossed on the floor, one of which was a vase, now broken into a number of pieces.

“Looks like they were in a hurry,” she said.

“Or frustrated.”  I could see clear marks of an item that had been thrown against the wall and dented the plasterwork.  The broken shards of the ornament were on the ground beneath the indentation.

I heard her sigh when she saw the broken pieces.

“Not the best way to treat a genuine Wedgewood antique.”

She disappeared into the bedroom again, and I could hear her calling the cat, Tibbles.  Interesting name for a cat.

I didn’t hear it answer back.  It was probably traumatized after the breaking and the smashing of crockery.

I had a quick look in places I thought the cat might hide, but it was not in any of them.  And, oddly enough, no traces of cat hair.  Usually, cats left fur wherever they lay down.  At least one cat I knew did that.  

She came back empty-handed. 

“I think it’s done a runner,” she said.  “He’s not in the usual place he hides, nor under the bed, or under the covers, as he sometimes does, usually when I’m trying to sleep.”

“Well, it was a good idea.  We might have to search outside.  The cat was allowed to go outside?”

“He’d escape, yes, but no.  O’Connell thought if he got out, he’d get run over.  It’s a reasonably busy road outside.”

“Better out there than in here, though.  Open windows?”

She did a quick check, but none were open.

“Did O’Connell ever come in here?”

“Once or twice, but he only dropped in if he was going away to ask if I would look after the cat, or when he came back.  Never further than the front door.”

“Knowing who is was, now, do you think he might have come in and hidden the USB in here?”

“He might, but there isn’t anywhere I could think he could put it.”

“But that doesn’t mean he didn’t.”

Both of us heard the scratching sound at the front door, not the sort made by a cat trying to get in, but by someone using a tool to unlock the door.

Someone was trying to break in.

© Charles Heath 2019-2020

‘What Sets Us Apart’ – A beta reader’s view

There’s something to be said for a story that starts like a James Bond movie, throwing you straight in the deep end, a perfect way of getting to know the main character, David, or is that Alistair?

A retired spy, well, not so much a spy as a retired errand boy, David’s rather wry description of his talents, and a woman that most men would give their left arm for, not exactly the ideal couple, but there is a spark in a meeting that may or may not have been a setup.

But as the story progressed, the question I kept asking myself was why he’d bother.

And, page after unrelenting page, you find out.

Susan is exactly the sort of woman to pique his interest.  Then, inexplicably, she disappears.  That might have been the end of it, but Prendergast, that shadowy enigma, David’s ex-boss who loves playing games with real people, gives him an ultimatum: find her or come back to work.

Nothing like an offer that’s a double-edged sword!

A dragon for a mother, a sister he didn’t know about, Susan’s BFF who is not what she seems or a friend indeed, and Susan’s father, who, up till David meets her, couldn’t be less interested, his nemesis proves to be the impossible dream, and he’s always just that one step behind.

When the rollercoaster finally came to a halt, and I could start breathing again, it was an ending that was completely unexpected.

I’ve been told there’s a sequel in the works.

Bring it on!

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The cinema of my dreams – I always wanted to go on a treasure hunt – Episode 81

Here’s the thing…

Every time I close my eyes, I see something different.

I’d like to think the cinema of my dreams is playing a double feature but it’s a bit like a comedy cartoon night on Fox.

But these dreams are nothing to laugh about.

Once again there’s a new instalment of an old feature, and we’re back on the treasure hunt.

The rescue story

When I woke again, it was noticeable that it was light outside the room, even though the curtains were drawn.

My mother was sitting, or rather slumping, in the chair beside the bed, asleep.  She looked tired, worse, like she had been to hell and back.

I guess the thought of losing me, after my father, might have been too much for her to bear.  It also brought up the question of why I hadn’t told her what I was doing.  At the time, it didn’t seem to matter, I’d always be coming home, and there was no question in my mind that anything bad might happen to me.

So, of course, there was an easy answer and a more complicated answer, but I had to hope she wasn’t going to jump to any conclusions before I had a chance to explain.  And then, when I thought about it, what could I say that was not going to tip her over the edge?  In not planning for the worst eventuality, the worst had happened.

I’d done everything I said I would never do, and for selfish reasons.  It was nearly the death of me.  How could I expect her to understand any of it?

She stirred, then slowly sat up, and stretched.  Those chairs were not comfortable at the best of times.

“I’m sorry,” I said, my voice barely above a whisper.

She stopped mid-stretch and looked at me.  It was not with anger or annoyance, but relief.

“How are you?”  She lowered her hands to take mine in hers.

It was a strange question, given my condition, and being in a hospital.  Yet, I guess everyone asked that same question out of courtesy or to make polite conversation.

“I’m told I’ll live.”

“A good thing too.  I’m glad they found you.”

“Who?”

“You know, that slip of a girl you told me you liked, but she was too good for you, or some such nonsense.”

“Charlene?”

“The sheriff’s daughter, yes.”

“She still is.”

“Only in your mind Sam.”

Forever the matchmaker even on my near-death bed, she had always been looking for the right girl, never accepting that our station in life made certain choices impossible.  And, even if Charlene liked me, she would not be allowed, but that was something my mother would never understand.

“What day is it?”  I had no idea of the date or time for that matter, but it had to be days later.

“Thursday. You were missing for nearly eight days, and it’s been a further five days while being treated for severe dehydration.”

First question, what happened to Boggs?

It was as if my mother could read my mind.  “I was told that when they found you, you were asking about Boggs.  I’m sorry to tell you he was found deceased yesterday in one of the caves.”

Had he got lost, or did Alex and Vince go after him too?  They hadn’t left in the same direction, so in all likelihood, he simply got lost, though being the climber and cave Explorer he was, that seemed unlikely.

“That Cossatino girl recovered quickly, but she’s still here, under observation.  She’s been saying she’s not leaving until she sees you.  I’m not sure that’s a good idea, Sam. The sheriff is considering charges against that whole family.”

“She didn’t do anything wrong.  It was her brother and Alex who tied us up and left us for dead.”

She didn’t get time to respond, but the astonished look on her face told me something was very amiss.  The sheriff and Charlene had arrived with the doctor and a nurse who hustled her out of the room.

The doctor examined me, asked a few questions to determine whether I could withstand an interrogation, and then left me with the interrogators, the sheriff, standing back after closing the door, and Charlene, in the seat my mother just vacated.

She had her notepad open on a blank page.

“Firstly, I should apologise for taking so long to send out a search party.  For the record, I received your text message.  I assume you sent that before you left.”

“As we walked out the door of the shoreside hut.  I assume that was the first place you looked.”

It was obvious it wasn’t, so I was beginning to wonder what happened.  My first question was, “When did you find out we were missing.”

“Your mother came to the office two days after the message.  She said you hadn’t come home but wasn’t overly worried because she assumed you were with Nadia.  She only came because your work had asked her if you were ill because you hadn’t turned up for your shift, and that it was the first time.”

“As a courtesy to your mother Sam, I said I would look into it.  I went to the warehouse and Alex said you had taken off with Nadia and had left him in a difficult position.”  The sheriff wasn’t making excuses, just reporting the facts.

I hadn’t been thinking about Alex simply because I didn’t want to, not right then, but I was probably going to have to.  My first thought went to Nadia, who, by the time we realized that we might die, had all but signed his death warrant.  If she survived, she was going to kill him, and her brother, and her explicit description of how she was going to make them suffer made me shudder.

Charlene noticed.  “Again, I’m sorry, but we have to go through this.  What happened after you left the hut?  Take your time.  I know this might be painful, but it is necessary.”

Given what the sheriff just said, I had a feeling that implicating Alex wasn’t going to be easy.  Having a head start on us, he had time to get a story out there and friends who would readily lie for them.

And Nadia being on the outside of her family, the Cossatinos would close ranks around Vince, and between Alex and Vince, refute any allegation I made, and quite possibly Nadia too.

It would be good to know what she was thinking.

“For whom?  Because from where I’m sitting, and judging by the expressions on your faces, I’m the one who’s in trouble here.”

“We just want the facts, Sam.”

“It seems to me you’ve already got them, and what I have to say, if there was anything to say, is irrelevant.  I don’t know anything about what happened to Boggs, and I’m not prepared to speculate.  I don’t know what Nadia told you, but I remember very little about what happened, except we were in a cave, and then I woke up here.”

It then occurred to me to look at my wrists, and there were only faint marks to show I’d been tied up.  I knew then someone had come back and untied us so that if we hadn’t been found, our deaths would not be suspicious.

“We just want your side of the story.”

So the Benderby’s could refute it once the sheriff delivered my statement.

“You just got it.  If Nadia gave you hers, then that should be it.”

“Nadia won’t tell us anything, not even why she was in the cave.  It seems it was a place where pirates might once have visited, but except for a bundle of straw and an empty chest, there was nothing.”

And there it was.  The bodies had been removed, the crime scene cleansed, and we were simply trespassers the Cossatino’s could prosecute.

“Boggs had taken us spelunking, obviously in a place we shouldn’t, but I thought with Nadia coming with us, we didn’t need permission.  Perhaps the assumption was wrong.”

“Cossatino isn’t interested in charging anyone with anything.  He’s just happy we found his daughter.”

Pity the feeling between daughter and father wasn’t mutual.

“The good tidings abound.  Everyone is happy.”

“I’d still like to know why you were adamant Alex had something to do with the professor’s death.”

“I don’t.  I hate the bastard, it’s as simple as that.”

“We know the professor was killed at the mall, you got that right, and dumped on Rico’s boat, but there was no evidence Alex was there, or any safe, desk or anything except dust.”

Of course.  Alex had been on a massive clean-up exercise, just in case we survived.  It was going to be a very interesting first meeting when I saw him again.

“A good guess then.  I’m no longer interested in treasure, Boggs, God rest his soul, or anyone else for that matter.  Soon as you’re done with me, I’m gone, and you will never see me again.”

With that I rolled over to face the other way, the interview as far as I was concerned, was done.

“This isn’t over Sam.”  Charlene was disappointed but she’d get over it. 

And my estimation of her just fell below zero.  It was clear Alex had got to her. And she believed his story.

Of course, I just realized what I’d said to my mother, and had to hope she didn’t repeat it.  But, knowing her affiliation with Benderby, I had no doubt she would tell him, so I could expect a visit from his lawyers, threatening all kinds of punitive action if I dared to repeat it.

As for Nadia, the fact she said nothing told me everything.  Both Alex and Vince were going to face a different type of justice, and I was going to ask her for an invitation.

© Charles Heath 2020-2022

What I learned about writing: What’s that coming out of left field?

The Unscheduled Genius: Why Your Best Ideas Always Arrive at the Worst Time

Ever notice how the universe, especially the creative part of it, seems to have a mischievous sense of humor? You meticulously plan your “creative time” – perhaps a tranquil morning, a dedicated hour in your study, or a quiet walk designed to invite inspiration. You set the stage, dim the lights, perhaps even put on some Ravel. And what happens? Crickets. Or worse, a sudden surge of thoughts about what you need from the grocery store.

But then, just when you’re least prepared, least expecting it, and frankly, least wanting it… bing!

The Myth of the “Planned” Muse

We try, don’t we? We attempt to “train our thoughts.” Like you, I’ve tried to cultivate that sacred shower routine, where warm water and the hum of the fan are supposed to unlock the subconscious. Or that quiet spot in the lounge, by the window, away from the digital din. It’s an idyllic vision of creative flow.

You close your eyes, drift along to classical music, patiently waiting for the imagination to kick in. You can’t force it, you know this. It’s a delicate dance, a subtle invitation. But more often than not, the muse remains stubbornly elusive, probably off having a coffee with procrastination.

Modern Life’s Cruel Interventions

And just when you do manage to carve out a moment of potential quiet, the modern world intervenes with a jarring cacophony. That quiet spot by the window? Now it’s a battleground against the relentless chime of the phone, those infuriating scam calls threatening to sever your internet, your telephone – practically every wire that comes into the house. Don’t you just hate that? It’s enough to make you disconnect everything, not just from the internet, but from society itself!

It’s ironic, isn’t it? We create these zones of peace, only for them to be invaded by the very chaos we’re trying to escape.

The “Bing!” Moment: A Master of Inconvenience

The truly infuriating part is that you weren’t even considering a new idea. You’re like me; you’ve already got so many books, so many projects “on the go” that the thought of another one feels like a mild existential threat. But the sad truth is, you have no control over it.

And then it happens.

Five minutes to three. After a frantic call announcing yet another storm in a teacup. You’re racing out the door, setting the alarm, locking the door, keys in hand, mind a whirlwind of imminent tasks and minor crises. Your focus is entirely on the next urgent thing. And then… bing.

The idea is there. Out of left field. Fully formed, shimmering in front of you, a complete narrative arc or a brilliant solution to a plot hole you hadn’t even realized existed. It’s a cruel joke of the brain, choosing the most inconvenient stage for its grand unveiling.

Embracing the Chaos (and Your Phone)

So, what’s a creative soul to do in this beautifully messy dance with inspiration? You adapt. You become a ninja of spontaneous capture. That phone, once a source of incessant distraction and scammer threats, transforms into your saving grace.

Good thing modern technology enables us to speak and drive, to solve all manner of crises and record nascent masterpieces on the go. You’re dictating plot points into your voice notes while navigating traffic, sketching characters mentally during a grocery run, or outlining an entire scene while waiting for the kettle to boil.

Perhaps the trick isn’t to force inspiration into our meticulously planned schedules, but to be ready for it when it inevitably ambushes us. The muse, it seems, thrives on the unexpected, on the edges of chaos, on the very moments when our minds are momentarily released from the rigid confines of expectation.

So next time an idea strikes while you’re battling traffic, dodging scammers, or mid-sprint to an appointment, don’t fight it. Embrace the “bing!” and know you’re not alone in this beautiful, chaotic journey.

Take that, Superman, Batman, Spiderman! We may not fly, but we can capture genius on the run. And let’s be honest, that’s a superpower all its own.

365 Days of Writing, 2026 – 234/235

Days 234 and 235 – Writing Exercise

I was early.

Twenty minutes early.

A long time ago, it had been drummed into me that no one likes anyone who turns up late. 

For anything.

There were no excuses.

Except if you were dead.  My father was very adamant about reasons, and for him that was the only one that would work.

People, he said, had the capacity to understand the transportation network, and basic skills of reading a map, and coordinate the two.

He would have loved having the latest god devices that worked out your trip and told you when you would get there, factoring in the known delays.

I could have arrived five minutes before, but his warning always sat in the back of my mind.

Don’t be late.

It was a pity everyone else didn’t seem to care as much as I did, or saw getting somewhere early as a character fault.

Out of my past four first dates, three were late, and one just didn’t bother to come.  I was giving the app one more chance

My sister had created the profile and basically set me up.  I was not the person she portrayed me as: fun-loving and outgoing, the life of any party.

I didn’t go to parties.

It was not that I couldn’t survive at one; it was not that I could not converse with my contemporaries, or was just a feeling that I would be judged.

Mid-thirties, reasonably well off, a nice apartment, and a car that was oldish but reliable.  I had a library, I pretended I could write, and my day job was basically the same as heading exam papers, looking for insurance fraud in submitted policyholder claim documents.

At least my job was not boring.

Maybe some of the people I worked with were.  We were stashed away in a large room surrounded by reference books and boxes of documents.

The professor, the head of the department, the librarian, who could quote statutes and laws going back a thousand years, the headmistress, a woman of few words and a permanent scowl, the flibbety-gibbet, who spoke in riddles and Gen Z speak, deciphering the new abbreviated cell phone language, the maths teacher, all formulas and algorithms, and me.

I didn’t belong because I had no specialty other than I could see a plot line in a claim statement that could be the start, middle or end of a good story.  Some of those claimants would make the bestseller list if they ever wrote a book.

My sister Jen said I might meet a nice lady at work.

She was wrong.

She said I might meet an old flame at the high school reunion.  They were all happily or unhappily married.

She said if I put myself out there, something might happen.

It did.

I discovered all the good women were taken, or had sworn off men.  I didn’t blame them.  Of all men were like my older brother, just turned forty and married for a third time to a woman young enough to be himself daughter, then I agreed with them.

The waitress had given me time to pick something off the menu and came over.

“Nice carnation.”

She knew why I was there and was kind enough not to make it a subject.

“Seeing if it will look good on my coffin.”

She made a strange face.  “You’re not dying, surely.  Had a mom come in the other day; just got the bad news.  I don’t think I could cope with two in one week “

“Not dying.  Physically, anyway.  Coffee, your biggest mug.”

“Cake?”

“Maybe later, depending…”

She knew exactly what I meant.  She wasn’t old enough to have endured the gamut of world ills she probably saw every day in a cafe like this.

I looked around, a quick assessment of the clientele.

Shop assistants, drinks after work, discussing the worst customers.  They seemed to be the norm these days.  Clerks, weary, trying to pick themselves up before going home.  Star-crossed lovers in that early phase where love leaks out all over the place.  Men in managerial positions, drinking beer, all-knowing, and quite crude in their assessment of their female contemporaries, workers, some even disparaging their wives.  It was rush hour; those not in a hurry were trying to wash away another bad day.

If it was Friday, there would be a different mood, as if they were let off an invisible leash, only to fall into a different kind of malaise.

I wished I was not so interested in the office grapevine.  The mistakes were there, plain as day, and yet there were still people going down that same self-destructive path.

What did the professor call it: human nature.

My waitress, name tag Betty, delivered the coffee with a lopsided smile that would get less warm as the evening dragged on.  No job was worth the treatment she got, unless she needed the job.  There were no rings, so maybe she was not married, had no children or husband to go home to, only to look forward to another day in the snake pit.

Ten minutes to my swipe date.  I kept an eye on the front door, the table I was sitting at selected specially.  I had cased the cafe earlier in the week, much like a secret agent, knowing where the exits were if I had to leave in a hurry.

Two of the girls had not exactly used the most current photograph of themselves, for obvious reasons.  I had, hence the lack of matches; my photo did not match that fun-loving bio.  I looked like the bookworm I was.

I didn’t believe in deception.

A redhead, roll-neck sweater and leather coat, minimal make-up, unruly hair, smiling eyes.

I couldn’t be that lucky.

I wasn’t.

A blonde that was a brunette or perhaps both, with too much rouge and bright red lips.  Green and grey with yellow heels.  Smokes.  Please no.

Thank you, there is a God.

I knew hair colour and styles; my sister had used all of them, and was currently orange, though I was not sure it was because she had gone too far or it was actually a colour.

Her twin, colour-wise, just appeared, someone old enough to know better than to dress like a woman half her age, and it looked rather odd.  She had the confidence to pull it off, but her manner didn’t scream, looking for a steady relationship.

She was with six other girls who arrived before her, but she was clearly the leader of the pack.

And then there’s the one that takes your breath away.  The one that, twenty years later, when you can have a sensible conversation with a grandchild, you tell them, ‘she had me the moment she walked in the door’.

She was not my date.

She was my age, and not worn down by the vicissitudes of life, someone who took care of herself, dressed sensibly, and did not pretend to be something she was not. 

She scanned the cafe, and then smiled, a smile that would lighten even the darkest of rooms, and I envied the person she was meeting.  Jealous perhaps.

A girl, her daughter perhaps.  I sighed.

The exact time ticked over.  No likely candidate.

Yet.

The waitress hovered.  That world-weary look, before the service smile.

“Another?”

“Why not?”

I hoped she was on commission.  Perhaps a sizeable tip.

Sandy blonde with red tips, cut short, gym clothes over a fit body.  Fresh from or going to a workout.  She was lean, wiry, a five-mile run every morning before breakfast.

I could picture her with a large collie dog, all cuddly and lovable.  I don’t know how that image got in my head.  As much as I knew she was the one.

She was not late, not harassed, nor apologetic.  Comfortable with the five minutes either way.  So was I.

Our eyes met, and she smiled.  Relief?  Maybe she had the same luck I did with potential dates.  I stood, no handshakes or air hugs, just a greeting and sit.

“I prefer Josephine, rather than Jo.  People who abbreviate your name seem to always be in a hurry.”

“Francis.  My mother calls me Frank, my brother Frankenstein, and my father hey you, so any of the above will do.”

“Except…”

“The obvious, yes.”

The waitress returned.  “Betty.”

“Josephine.”

They knew each other.  “The usual?”

Josephine nodded.  I had the feeling this was a routine, and ‘the usual’ was a code.  Dump and run.

“If you have somewhere else to be, I’ll understand,” I said.  I’d rather be disappointed now than
prolong the agony.

She looked surprised.  “Why would you say that?”

“I’m very good at reading between the lines.”

“You don’t do this very often.”

“My sister decided I should put myself out there.  She wrote my biography.  I didn’t agree with it, but I didn’t change it.”

“How many?”

“You’re the fifth.  Three didn’t match the bio with the vision, and the fourth didn’t come.  You could have just kept going.”

“I could.  It was a thought.  But then I would not have got to talk to you.  The usual greeting I get is, babe, or some other loose endearment.  That’s about my limit, and then I leave.

“Well, I’m not in a hurry. I will definitely never call you babe; you can pick the subject, and we can talk.  Over coffee.  Betty is expecting me to have cake.”

“The apple pie is nice.”

“You come here often?”

“This is the fifth time for me too.  It’s the longest I’ve stayed.”

In between the small talk, I took a more guarded but studious look at someone who was not what one first thought of her.  Perhaps we see what we want to see, until we take a step back and see what there really is in front of us.

Betty came back with her coffee and two pieces of apple pie.

I looked at her.

“You’re an apple pie guy.  I can tell an apple pie guy when I see one.  We do a great thanksgiving Turkey dinner if you’re hungry.”

“I’ll keep it in mind.”

She smiled, perhaps a bright moment in an otherwise drudge day at the coalface.

“I guess we’d better get the awful stuff out of the way.  What would you like to know?” 

It sounded practical in a doomsday sort of manner.

I thought for a second, perhaps two, about which version of me I’d tell her about.  “I want to say I’m that fun-loving guy my sister thinks I am, but the awful thing called responsibility got in the way.  My friends, or perhaps more appropriately acquaintances, spend their evenings on drinks with the office types, boozy weekends camping or something outdoors, and get into local sports.

“They invite me to parties and find blind dates, but I can’t quite see the point of practical jokes, rough-and-tumble sport, or getting drunk.  My job is boring, but practical; I have a university degree that is and isn’t useful, I like reading, and visiting old parts of Europe.”

“You drink?”

“Beer, wine that’s better than the usual swill my so-called friends indulge in, and the fine dining that goes with it.  On occasion.  A night or two in a posh hotel sometimes makes a difference.”

“By yourself?”

“Mostly.  Sometimes I think I’ve found someone who might appreciate the same, but I’m not sure if I set too high a standard.”

“Then not a guy who expects sex on the first date?”

“Is that what you expect of me?”

“Three out of four so far.”

“Then I apologise for my brethren.  I assure you that is not on my list.  I’d like to get to know a woman a lot better before that becomes an issue.  Anything you’d like to tell me?”

“What were you expecting?”

“That’s a question, not an answer.”

“I can be annoying.”

“I can see that.  More?”

She nodded.

“You look like a morning run type.  Wearing your gym gear here tells me you are possibly pretentious, or you just worked out, though having pie, you might be going after this.”

“Pretentious, eh.  I haven’t been called that for a while.  Perhaps after, to take my frustrations out on a punching bag.  I like classical music, while luxuriating in a spa, drinking champagne.  Not rich enough to stay in posh hotels, and love Italian.  Can speak a few words too.”

I suspect more than a few.  She had some Italian heritage, perhaps a grandmother who came as an immigrant.

“You work in a museum?”

She reminded me of a girl I knew in University who was studying classical art.  It might also have something to do with a lanyard I saw her pushing into her bag as she sat down.

“Something like that.”

OK.  We’ll hang onto that thought and circle back.

I could see momentary indecision in her eyes, the sort that comes with making a choice: to stay or go.  Was it worth investing another five minutes?

“I don’t know how to assess you; you make it very hard to decide whether you are what I think you are, or you’re very good at playing a role.”

“Perhaps it’s simply a fault in my programming.  I told the alien masters that sent me to spy on earthlings not to make me stand out. Obviously they didn’t read the memo.”

She laughed, hopefully because she knew I was joking.

“That’s it, of course.”

If anything was going to send her packing, that would be it.

And then when you least expected it, something comes out of left field.  “You like dancing?  The real stuff, ballroom.”

“Arthur Murray’s twenty-one lessons to become a professional?”

“Twenty-one?  Not the whole of a misspent youth?”

“Had to save room for riding a horse so I could play polo.”

“Polo?”

“I only mastered the horse part.  And then just so I wouldn’t fall off.”

“Oh, I think you master everything you put your mind to.  I was going to give this five minutes.  You have surprised me.  I have an early morning tomorrow, but now I know where to find you; we must go dancing.  For now, you can walk me to the subway.”

It was almost a week before I heard from her again.  I had expected to hear from her after a few days; I had been suitably sent to ex right swipe land because her profile disappeared.

She had found a dance club, if it could be called that, where we could practise the dark arts.  Or the tango, whichever made sense at the time.

I was happy to agree, if not for the dancing but just to meet her again.  She had piqued my interest, but I was under no illusion that I was her perfect match.

I met her outside the building, those few minutes over, cool as a cucumber, and in elegant but free-flowing clothes that changed her whole demeanour.

I wondered if she realised just how intimate ballroom dancing was.  For me, it would be worrisome to be so close, and to be reliant upon someone I didn’t know.

Something else I was aware of, she was totally unaware of the effect she could have on people.  She had this ability to sweep people up into her aura.

Inside, she introduced me to Madamselle Dubois, the proprietor and head of the dance academy.  I had read about her umpteen times, world champion back in an era when dancing mattered.

She obviously knew Josephine could dance; she asked for a dance with me, and I did my best impression of a professional, having left one on my two left feet at home.

Adequate was the grade she gave me.

No time to argue; it was straight into the waltz.  Once I got over the closeness thing and because there were no varying height issues, it was easy to settle into a routine.

It was fun.

It was exhausting.

And strangely, it built trust.  It was as if she had discovered a way that separated the fools from the genuine contenders.  Not that I would say I was one yet.

But there were moments when I felt almost too comfortable, and had to realise this was not about me; it was about her, and I was not going to take advantage of an innocent situation.

We called this a second date. We both agreed, in the middle of attempting a tango, that nothing was going to happen.  Just to be with her was enough.  That part whereby you start ending each other’s sentences was a long way off.

Or so I thought.

We had a third date under the watchful eye of Betty the waitress.  Same time, same table, same coffee.

And, “So, how did the first date go?”

I smiled.  There had to be a few in the cafe, and she would recognise the signs.  Anxious, sweaty palms, indecisiveness.  All of the above.

“We danced.  The Waltz, and then the Tango.”

“Then it’s a case of when is the wedding and where is my invite?”

“It’s just a third date, nothing special.”

Betty’s expression told me she thought otherwise.

Josephine arrived early, and this time wearing business clothes.  They looked more expensive than mine.  I made a mental note that I would have to up my game if this was to continue.

“You’re looking very authoritative.”

“Executive camouflage, Francis.  It’s how I can hide in plain sight.”

Betty became over, saw her, and rolled her eyes.  Then, “The usual.”

Josephine nodded.

“Now.  I had been thinking.  You like posh hotels, and I like travelling on planes; perhaps we can combine the two.  I have a friend who works for an airline, so travelling in style.  You can pick the hotel.”

It was a step forward, together, in another city, in a hotel.  If I was reading the signals correctly, which for me would be a first.

“Anywhere in particular.”

“New York.  I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building, walk in Central Park, and have a pretzel and a hot dog, you know, from the street vendors.”

“Moma?”

“Of course.”

“Do I assume we get a suite or…”

She gave me a rather unfathomable expression, one that made me feel like I’d failed the test.  If it was a test.

“I think we might take that step, and see what happens.  I mean, it’s not something I’ve done before, because usually relationships don’t last that long.  The idea of it is quite salacious, don’t you think?”

The idea had far too many strings attached, and one of them could strangle me.

“I know just the place.  Not sure about the degree of salaciousness, but it has an in-house doctor in case I have a heart attack.”

She smiled, and there was a little wickedness in it.  I didn’t think that was her nature, but more that she was testing the waters.  Date four was not a suggestion that we move to a more interesting level, as much as it was a test, and getting a response.

What would be an appropriate response?

“I’ll send you the date.”

We flew business class, or what I perceived to be business.  Wider seats, better service, front of the plane, first off.  Josephine looked like she travelled only one class, dressed accordingly and fitted in.

I wore a suit, only because I was advised to, because some airlines looked down on the chinos and polo shirt with loafers type.  I was glad I did.

At JFK, I had ordered a limousine to take us to the Midtown Hilton on Sixth Avenue, so we had both the MoMA and Central Park within walking distance.

She was impressed by the limousine, which I had requested the driver take the scenic route, if there was one, then arriving at the hotel in style to be greeted by a special check-in clerk and escorted to our room, one of the Presidential King Suites.  I was a Platinum member with certain privileges

I wanted to make it special.

She was impressed, but not overly so, and I did wonder briefly if she was a rebellious billionaire’s daughter who’d seen it all and then some.

That it had a separate bedroom seemed excessive, but I thought, for two days, it would give her space if she wanted or needed it.  There was only one bed, but it was huge. 

I was still unsure of how the sleeping arrangements would work.  I had no expectation we would be doing anything other than sleeping, and I certainly would not be hinting or suggesting otherwise.

She sat on the end of the bed as I came out of the bathroom.  “Which side?”

“Either is OK.  You?”

“Right.  I sleep better lying on my left side.”

There was a knock on the door, and I went over.  Room service with champagne and canapés.  I had them once before on a previous stay.

“Now you are trying to impress me.”

The waitress popped the cork and poured the first two glasses, then quietly left us alone.

“I’m just doing what I would normally do when I go away for a weekend.  Dinner is at Quality Italian.  It’s not far from here.”

“You are spoiling me.”

“I just want you to be as happy as I feel.”

“Being here with me?”

“Especially being here with you.  It’s always better sharing an experience with someone else.”

She finished her first glass and poured herself another.  Did she need it for courage?  I didn’t think she was secretly an alcoholic, but perhaps a little nervous.  It was an odd sensation with someone I thought was bold and confident, more so than me.

She took a sip and put down her glass, and came over to where I was standing by the windows.  The view was breathtaking.

She slipped her hand in mine.  “Thank you.”

I turned to look at her.  She seemed totally relaxed.

“You’re welcome.”

She smiled.  “It’s the fourth date.  Do we talk about family now?  Seems a good fit with champagne and canapés.”

Of course, families were always a touchy subject and often the cause of catastrophic breakups.  Better to sink the ship now than later.

“Why not.”

Some time after I’d prepared for our dining experience, and Josephine had taken over the bathroom and turned it into a Hollywood make-up centre, she put her head out the doorway and asked for an opinion.

It was a sudden death moment.  I was appallingly bad at giving opinions.  My sister had long since learned never to ask my opinion.

I stood in the door and took in the vision before me.  There were no words other than stunning.  That was when my heart missed a beat.

What was fascinating was that she was totally unaware of the impact she made, still fussing over details.  It was never going to be about her making an impact; it would be everyone else around her.  It was going to be interesting when we walked into the restaurant.

But that wasn’t all that happened to me.  In one of those unguarded moments when hands touched and eyes met, and breathing stopped, there was only one conclusion.

We kissed.  Briefly.  Like old friends who greeted each other perfunctorily, and then forgotten, as if it was just routine.

We walked to the restaurant and turned heads.  We arrived, and half the establishment stopped, just to see who she was, and it felt like I would have heard a pin drop.

We ate Italian food she selected.  We drank San Giovese reds, and Italian dessert, and she said she had died and gone to heaven.

The maitre’d sent us back to the hotel in a cab.  Perhaps one too many glasses of wine.

Now was the tricky part.  Was she impaired? Would I have to make a decision, and knowing me, it would be the wrong one?  Was she relying on me to be the perfect gentleman?

I got inside the door and leaned against it.  She was not drunk, but just happy.  She did a swirl in the middle of the room and stopped, looking at me.

“I don’t bite.”

I didn’t want to ruin the moment, but I knew no matter what I did, I was going to.  My sister said it was because I overthought everything, that I could not just pick the simplest outcome and execute it.

She held out both her hands.  I closed my eyes, made a decision and went to her, taking her hands in mine.

“I had a lovely evening, Francis,”  I noted she never called me Frank.  “Everything was perfect.  Now, all you have to do is stop thinking.  I don’t want perfection.  I want someone who cares, and you do.  I can feel it.  I’m trying very hard not to fall in love with you, and it’s not working.”  A tear crept out from her left eye and slowly trickled downwards.

“You had me the moment we danced the waltz.  I’ve been trying so hard from that moment not to wreck it.”

“You won’t.  You can’t.  Just be you.  No one else.  You don’t have to be who you think I want you to be.  That’s been my problem for a long time, looking for something that doesn’t exist.”

I think we were all like that.  Until we saw the light, or didn’t. “Then what do we do now?”

“We close our eyes and make a wish.”

©  Charles Heath  2026

Top 5 sights on the road less travelled – Brisbane, Australia

Hidden Gems of Brisbane: 5 Uncrowded Attractions That Still Pack a Punch

If you’ve already ticked off the South Bank promenade, the Story Bridge, and the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary, you might be wondering where the next unforgettable experience lies. Good news – Brisbane is a fairly compact city, and beyond the usual tourist radar, several spots feel almost secret. Below are five standout attractions that never feel overrun, yet each offers a distinctive slice of Queensland life. (All are easily reachable by public transport or a short drive.)


1. Mount Coot-tha Lookout & the Hidden Botanic Trail

Why it’s special: Most visitors head straight for the panoramic city view from the Lookout’s car park, but the adjoining Mount Coot-tha Botanic Trail is a quiet 2‑km loop that winds through native rainforest, exotic gardens, and a series of small waterfalls.

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ViewsThe classic vista over the Brisbane River and skyline is still there, but from the trail’s higher ridge you’ll spot a rarely‑photographed sunrise over the Glass House Mountains.
FloraA living collection of rare cycads, native ferns, and a small Bunya Pine grove (the “grandfather of pines”).
WildlifeSpot sugar gliders, brushtail possums, and the occasional rainbow lorikeet. Early morning is the best time for birdwatching.
How to get thereTake the Bus 450 from the City to the Mount Coot-tha Lookout stop (≈30 min). Parking is free for the first hour; the trailhead is a short walk from the car park.
Best time to visitEarly morning (sunrise) or late afternoon (golden‑hour light). Weekdays are especially quiet.

Insider tip: Bring a small portable coffee mug. There’s a tiny café at the Lookout that sells “mountain‑fresh” espresso – you can enjoy a brew while watching the city glow.


2. Kangaroo Point Cliffs – The Lesser‑Known Rock Garden

Why it’s special: While the cliffs are a hotspot for climbers and joggers, tucked behind the main promenade is the Rock Garden, a secluded series of basalt boulders artfully landscaped with native succulents and a modest waterfall.

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SeclusionOnly a narrow footpath leads to the garden, keeping it largely free of crowds.
DesignCreated by local artist‑landscaper Mina Yates in 2015, the garden incorporates reclaimed stone and a repurposed rainwater tank that feeds the waterfall.
Photo opsThe garden frames the river in a way you won’t see from the main cliff edge – perfect for minimalist shots of water against stone.
How to get thereFrom the Kangaroo Point train station, walk 5 minutes north along River Terrace; the footpath entry is marked by a small wooden sign.
Best time to visitLate afternoon when the setting sun catches the water spray.

Insider tip: Bring a sketchbook – many local artists set up easels here to capture the ever‑changing light on the basalt.


3. The Old Windmill (Spring Hill) – A Time‑Travel Escape

Why it’s special: Brisbane’s oldest surviving structure dates back to 1828. It’s a modest stone windmill tucked in a quiet pocket of Spring Hill, surrounded by a small park and a historic “windmill cottage” that now serves as a community arts space.

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HistoryBuilt by the first commandant of the Moreton Bay penal colony, it once ground wheat for the settlement. Only the stone tower remains, but it still spins on windy days.
ArchitectureRough‑hewn sandstone with a timber cap – an excellent example of early colonial engineering.
Cultural useThe adjacent cottage hosts rotating exhibitions of local Indigenous art and occasional acoustic concerts.
How to get thereCatch the Bus 230 to Spring Hill (stop: “Old Windmill”) or take a short 10‑minute walk from Spring Hill train station.
Best time to visitEarly morning or late afternoon when the wind is gentle enough to spin the sails.

Insider tip: Stop by the Windmill Café (a tiny kiosk on site) for a slice of marble‑cream cake named “The Settler.” It’s an Instagram‑worthy treat that few tourists know about.


4. Redlands’ Amity Point – The Secluded Lighthouse Walk

Why it’s special: A 45‑minute drive south of Brisbane, Amity Point on Bribie Island boasts a small but striking lighthouse (operational since 1966) perched on a quiet headland. The surrounding Coastal Reserve offers a gentle boardwalk through mangroves, a hidden sandy cove, and spectacular night‑time star gazing.

FeatureDetails
LighthouseAn octagonal concrete tower with a rotating beacon visible for 20 km. Tours are offered on the first Saturday of each month.
NatureThe boardwalk passes through black mangrove and cabbage palm stands; look out for crabs, egrets, and occasional dolphins offshore.
Night skyBecause the area is far from city lights, it’s a prime spot for astrophotography; the Milky Way arches over the water on clear nights.
How to get thereDrive via the M1 → Coomera → Bribie Island (follow signs for Amity Point). Parking is free at the reserve.
Best time to visitSunrise for pastel reflections on the water, or after dark for the lighthouse beam and stargazing. Weekdays are virtually empty.

Insider tip: Pack a portable telescope or a pair of binoculars. The Queensland Star Party sometimes holds informal meet‑ups here, and they’re always happy to share tips.


5. The Brisbane City Botanic Gardens – The Forgotten ‘Rose Garden’

Why it’s special: While the Botanic Gardens are a popular daytime spot, tucked behind the main lawns sits the Rose Garden – a secluded, Victorian‑style enclave restored in 2018. It’s a fragrant, low‑traffic haven of heritage roses, a small pergola, and a historic iron fountain.

FeatureDetails
RosesOver 200 varieties, including the rare ‘Souvenir de la Malmaison’ and a modern hybrid “Brisbane Blush.”
ArchitectureThe pergola is made from locally sourced ironbark timber, and the fountain dates back to 1904 (originally supplied to the Toowoomba Show).
Quiet cornersBenches hidden among shrubbery provide intimate reading spots; the garden is often used by local poets for “tide‑of‑silence” sessions.
How to get thereFrom Roma Street station, walk north 8 minutes across the River; the garden entrance is marked by a bronze plaque.
Best time to visitMid‑morning (when the roses are at peak fragrance) or late spring (when the roses are in full bloom).

Insider tip: Join the Botanic Gardens’ “Rose Hour” on the first Saturday of each month – a free guided walk where a horticulturist explains the history and care of each rose variety.


How to Make the Most of These Hidden Spots

StrategyWhy it works
Visit on weekdaysAlmost all five sites see a steep drop in foot traffic from Monday to Thursday.
Go early or lateSoft light enhances photography, and cooler temperatures make walking comfortable.
Pack a reusable water bottleBrisbane’s subtropical climate can be humid; most locations have water refill points.
Use public transport or park‑&‑rideTraffic around the city can be unpredictable, especially on weekends.
Bring a light snackMany of these spots have limited food options; a small picnic makes the experience more relaxed.

A Quick Map for the Curious Explorer

#AttractionApprox. Distance from CBDRecommended Transport
1Mount Coot‑tha Lookout & Botanic Trail7 km (west)Bus 450 or bike (bike lanes available)
2Kangaroo Point Cliffs – Rock Garden2 km (south)Train to Kangaroo Point + 5‑min walk
3Old Windmill (Spring Hill)3 km (north)Bus 230 or walk from Spring Hill
4Amity Point Lighthouse (Bribie Island)45 km (south)Car (approx. 45‑min drive)
5Botanic Gardens – Rose Garden1 km (north)Train to Roma Street + short walk

Final Thoughts

Brisbane may be famed for its bustling riverfront and iconic skyline, but the city’s real charm often hides in quiet corners where locals unwind and history whispers. By venturing off the typical tourist trail, you’ll discover a softer, more intimate side of Queensland’s capital – one where you can breathe in native scents, hear the distant hum of the windmill sails, and watch the city glow from secret viewpoints.

So next time you find yourself packing for “Brisbane in a nutshell,” remember: sometimes the best stories are told by the places few people know exist. Happy exploring!

In a word: Happy

“I’m happy to be being here.”

Yes, I actually heard that answer given in a television interview, and thought, at the time, it was a quaint expression.

But in reality, this was a person for whom English was a second language, and that was, quite literally, their translation from their language to English.

Suffice to say, that person was not happy when lost the event she was participating in.

But that particular memory was triggered by another event.

Someone asked me how happy I was.

Happy is another of those words like good, thrown around like a rag doll, used without consequence, or regard for its true meaning.

“After everything that’s happened, you should be the happiest man alive!”

I’m happy.

I should be, to them.

A real friend might also say, “Are you sure, you don’t look happy.”

I hesitate but say, “Sure.  I woke up with a headache,” or some other lame reason.

But, in reality, I’m not ‘happy’.  Convention says that we should be happy if everything is going well.  In my case, it is, to a certain extent, but it is what’s happening within that’s the problem.  We say it because people expect it.

I find there is no use complaining because no one will listen, and definitely, no one likes serial complainers.

True.

But somewhere in all those complaints will be the truth, the one item that is bugging us.

It is a case of whether we are prepared to listen.  Really listen.

And not necessarily take people at their word.