365 Days of Writing, 2026 – 243

Day 243 – Mistakes are part of the territory

 Why You Need to Fail to Innovate: Unpacking John Cleese’s Masterclass on Creativity

“If you are not prepared to make a mistake, you’ll never come up with a new idea.” — John Cleese

We’ve all been there staring at a blank screen, a white whiteboard, or a daunting project brief, paralysed by the need to get it right on the first try. In a culture that worships overnight success and flawless execution, making a mistake feels like a professional sin.

But according to legendary comedian, actor, and writer John Cleese—co-founder of Monty Python and creator of Fawlty Towers—this fear of failure is the single greatest enemy of creativity.

If you want to innovate, invent, or simply think outside the box, you have to give yourself permission to be wrong. A lot.

Let’s dive deep into Cleese’s philosophy on creativity, why mistakes are the bedrock of original thought, and how you can cultivate a “mistake-friendly” mindset in your work and life.


The Myth of the “Lightbulb Moment”

When we think of creative breakthroughs, we often imagine a eureka moment—a lightning bolt of inspiration striking a genius out of nowhere.

Cleese, who gave a famous lecture on the mechanics of creativity, argues that this is entirely a myth. Creativity is not a talent you are simply born with; it is a mode of operation. It is a state of mind that you can enter, provided you create the right psychological conditions.

The biggest roadblock to entering this creative state? Anxiety.

When you are stressed, pressured to perform, or terrified of looking foolish, your brain goes into survival mode. You rely on tried-and-true, risk-free solutions. You stick to what you know works. Unfortunately, “what works” is the exact opposite of a new idea.

Why Fear Kills Innovation

To understand why fear is the kryptonite of creativity, we have to look at how the brain works.

  1. The “Closed” Mindset: When you are afraid of making a mistake, your cognitive focus narrows. You become hyper-critical, editing your thoughts as they happen. This is the “inner critic” working overtime.
  2. The Death of Play: Creativity requires playfulness. It requires asking “What if?” without worrying about whether the answer is stupid. Fear replaces play with pressure.
  3. The Comfort Zone: Safe ideas rarely change the world. By definition, a new idea is untested, unproven, and a little bit ridiculous until it isn’t. If you refuse to take the risk of being wrong, you anchor yourself to mediocrity.

As Cleese points out, the most creative people aren’t necessarily smarter than everyone else; they are simply more willing to tolerate ambiguity, confusion, and error.


Redefining the “Mistake” in the Creative Process

Thomas Edison famously said, “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

In the realm of innovation, a mistake is not a moral failing or a sign of incompetence. It is a data point.

Think of the creative process like an archaeological dig. You have to sift through tons of dirt, rubble, and broken pottery before you unearth something valuable. If you refuse to dig up the dirt because you’re afraid it’s worthless, you’ll never find the artifact.

When you accept that your first ideas are likely going to be terrible, a massive weight lifts off your shoulders. In fact, lowering the bar intentionally is one of the best brainstorming hacks available. Give yourself permission to write the worst possible version of an essay, design the ugliest logo, or pitch the most absurd business concept. Once the bad ideas are out on the table, the good ones finally have room to breathe.


How to Apply John Cleese’s Wisdom to Your Work

If you want to harness Cleese’s philosophy and become a more fearless, innovative thinker, try implementing these four strategies:

1. Create a “Tortoise Space” for Play

Cleese emphasises the importance of setting boundaries for creativity. He suggests creating a physical or temporal space where you can retreat from the pressures of the “open” (operational, stressed) mode. Give yourself a dedicated hour where nothing is precious, failure has zero consequences, and you are entirely free to play.

2. Separate Creation from Editing

The cardinal sin of brainstorming is trying to judge your ideas at the same time you are generating them. This is like trying to drive with one foot on the gas and the other on the brakes.

  • Phase 1: Generate without judgment. Write down every crazy, stupid, or unpolished thought.
  • Phase 2: Put on your analytical hat and evaluate what’s actually useful.

3. Reframe “Failure” as “Exploration”

Language matters. Instead of telling yourself, “If this doesn’t work, I’m a failure,” try telling yourself, “Let’s see what happens if we try X.” Cultivating scientific curiosity removes the emotional sting of a mistake and turns it into an interesting experiment.

4. Reward the Attempt, Not Just the Outcome

If you manage a team, you cannot demand innovation while punishing missteps. Foster a culture where bold, well-reasoned risks are celebrated—even when they fail. When employees know their jobs aren’t on the line for trying something new, they will surprise you with breakthrough solutions.


Final Thoughts: Embrace the Mess

Innovation is inherently messy. It is a journey of trial, error, backtracking, and accidental discoveries.

John Cleese’s timeless insight reminds us that perfectionism is the enemy of progress. If you wait until you have a guaranteed, foolproof, mistake-proof plan, you will be waiting forever.

So, lower the stakes. Embrace the absurd. Make the mistake. It just might be the starting point of your best idea yet.


What is the best “mistake” that led to a breakthrough in your career or creative projects? Let’s discuss in the comments below!

An excerpt from “Betrayal” – a work in progress

It could have been anywhere in the world, she thought, but it wasn’t.  It was in a city where if anything were to go wrong…

She sighed, came away from the window and looked around the room.  It was quite large and expensively furnished.  It was one of several she had been visiting in the last three months.

Quite elegant too, as the hotel had its origins dating back to before the revolution in 1917.  At least, currently, there would not be a team of KGB agents somewhere in the basement monitoring everything that happened in the room.

There was no such thing as the KGB anymore, though there was an FSB, but such organisations were of no interest to her.

She was here to meet with Vladimir.

She smiled to herself when she thought of him, such an interesting man whose command of English was as good as her command of Russian, though she had not told him of that ability.

All he knew of her was that she was American, worked in the Embassy as a clerk, nothing important, whose life both at work and at home was boring.  Not that she had blurted that out the first time they met, or even the second.

That first time, at a function in the Embassy, was a chance meeting, a catching of his eye as he looked around the room, looking, as he had told her later, for someone who might not be as boring as the function itself.

It was a celebration honouring one of the Embassy officials’ service in Moscow, soon to be returning home after 10 years.  She had been there one and still hadn’t met all the staff.

They had talked; Vladimir knew a great deal about England, having been stationed there for a year or two, and had politely asked questions about where she lived, her family, and, of course, what her role was, all questions she fended off with an air of disinterested interest.

It fascinated him, as she knew it would, a sort of mental sparring as one would do with swords if this were a fencing match.

They had said they might or might not meet again when the party was over, but she suspected there would be another opportunity.  She knew the signs of a man interested in her, and Vladimir was.

The second time came in the form of an invitation to an art gallery and a viewing of the works of a prominent Russian artist, an invitation she politely declined.  After all, invitations issued to Embassy staff held all sorts of connotations, or so she was told by the Security officer when she told him.

Then, it went quiet for a month.  There was a party at the American embassy, and along with several other staff members, she was invited.  She had not expected to meet Vladimir, but it was a pleasant surprise when she saw him, on the other side of the room, talking to several military men.

A pleasant afternoon ensued.

And it was no surprise that they kept running into each other at the various events on the diplomatic schedule.

By the fifth meeting, they were like old friends.  She had broached the subject of being involved in a platonic relationship with him with the head of security at the embassy.  Normally, for a member of her rank, it would not be allowed, but in this instance, it was.

She did not work in any sensitive areas, and, as the security officer had said, she might just happen upon something useful.  In that regard, she was to keep her eyes and ears open and file a report each time she met him.

After that discussion, she got the impression her superiors considered Vladimir more than just a casual visitor on the diplomatic circuit.  She also formed the impression that he might consider her an ‘asset’, a word that had been used at the meeting with security and the ambassador.

It was where the word ‘spy’ popped into her head and sent a tingle down her spine.  She was not a spy, but the thought of it, well, it would be fascinating to see what happened.

A Russian friend.  That’s what she would call him.

And over time, that relationship blossomed, until, after a visit to the ballet, late and snowing, he invited her to his apartment not far from the ballet venue.  It was like treading on thin ice, but after champagne and an introduction to caviar, she felt like a giddy schoolgirl.

Even so, she had made him promise that he would remain on his best behaviour.  It could have been very easy to fall under the spell of a perfect evening, but he promised, showed her to a separate bedroom, and after a brief kiss, their first, she did not see him until the next morning.

So, it began.

It was an interesting report she filed after that encounter, one she had expected to be reprimanded.

She wasn’t.

It wasn’t until six weeks had passed that he asked her if she would like to take a trip to the country.  It would involve staying in a hotel, as always, in separate rooms.  When she reported the invitation, no objection was raised, only a caution: keep her wits about her.

Perhaps, she had thought, they were looking forward to a more extensive report.  After all, her reports on the places, the people, and the conversations she overheard were no doubt entertaining reading for some.

But on this visit, the nature of the relationship changed, and it was one that she did not immediately report.  She had realised at some point before the weekend away that she had feelings for him, and it was not that he was pushing her in that direction or manipulating her in any way.

It was just one of those moments where, after a grand dinner, a lot of champagne, and delightful company, things happen.  Standing at the door to her room, a lingering kiss, not intentional on her part, just happened.

And for not one moment did she believe she had been compromised, but for some reason she had not reported that subtle change in the relationship to the powers that be, and so far, no one had any inkling.

She took off her coat and placed it carefully on the back of one of the ornate chairs in the room.  She stopped for a moment to look at a framed photograph on the wall, one representing Red Square.

Then, after a minute or two, she went to the minibar and took out the bottle of champagne left there for them, a treat Vladimir arranged for each encounter.

There were two champagne flutes set aside on the bar, next to a bowl of fruit.  She picked up the apple and thought about how Eve must have felt in the Garden of Eden, and the temptation.

Later perhaps, after…

She smiled at the thought and put the apple back.

A glance at her watch told her it was time for his arrival.  It was, if anything, the one trait she didn’t like, and that was his punctuality.  A glance at the clock on the room wall was a minute slow.

The doorbell rang, right on the appointed time.

She put the bottle down and walked over to the door.

A smile on her face, she opened the door.

It was not Vladimir.  It was her worst nightmare.

© Charles Heath 2020-2026

The cinema of my dreams – Was it just another surveillance job – Episode 32

I’m back home and this story has been sitting on a back burner for a few months, waiting for some more to be written.

The trouble is, there are also other stories to write, and I’m not very good at prioritizing.

But, here we are, a few minutes opened up and it didn’t take long to get back into the groove.

Chasing leads, maybe

 

I ordered breakfast to be brought to my room, then sat back and read the paper, culminating in a second cup of coffee and a half-hearted attempt at the crossword.

My mind was not sufficiently clear of all the implications of what I’d seen last night, and before that.

The first task was to go back to the office and get onto the computer to track down the address the car was registered to.  It was not the flat.  My guess that it was a sort of safe house.  He may not have had reservations about Jan, or who she worked for, not until he became the prey.

Then it occurred to me that if Jan didn’t know where the USB was, then she had to realize he might have rumbled her perfidy.  Maybe he was not as easily fooled as I first thought.

But it didn’t explain why Nobbin was in the dark over the USB’s whereabouts, as he had told me to give Nobbin a message.  Perhaps there’s been a secret message behind that message.

Now, my mind was spinning out of control.

Like O’Connell/Quinley, and in accordance with more lessons on tradecraft, I too, had what I would like to have called a safe house, a small flat on the outskirts of Wimbledon.  

I also had an off-site parking space that was a reasonable distance from the flat, so that if I was being hunted, the car would not lead them to my hiding spot.

There I had a shower, changed, and headed for the underground.

I took the train to Charing Cross, getting there around nine, to take the short walk to the hotel.

Not expecting to find her in the room, I used my key to let myself in.

I was wrong.

She was in bed, still asleep.  Or was until I let the door slam shut.

She didn’t exactly come out from under the covers with a gun pointing at me, but I would be willing to be there was one under her pillow and her hand was on it.

“Sam?”  It was uttered sleepily, the sort that would normally send a shiver down my spine.  Not now.

“I hope you’re not intending to shoot me?”

“No.”

I could see her hand moving slowly withdrawing, and then watched her sit up and swing her legs over the side.

Still in basic clothes.  Obviously, no time to go and get some pyjamas then.

“What happened to you?”

“Got side-tracked on what I thought might be a lead, and it wasn’t.  Just a waste of time and a long night.  Thought I’d come here and get some shuteye.  Perhaps not.  Are you going to order breakfast?”

“Of course.”

“I’ll have a pot of coffee and a paper, preferably one with a crossword.”

She rang down a breakfast order, full English, then said she was having a quick shower.  I heard the water running and wondered if she was giving Severin a short report.  Old trick, running water hides conversations.

Breakfast arrived at the same time as she came out of the bathroom, hair up in a towel, and in one of the hotel dressing gowns.  My imagination got a five-second workout before I grabbed the paper and the coffee and sat in the corner.

She could have the desk.

“Do we know where Maury is?” I asked suddenly.

“Who?”

She hesitated before answering, a moment to give herself time to process the question, and if there were any hidden meanings.

“You know?  You dropped a tracker on him.”

“Oh, him.  He must have found and dumped it.  It was pinging about 100 yards from the flat.”

Of course.  There probably wasn’t one in the first place.

“Pity.  I’d like to turn up unannounced, give him a bit of a scare.”

I went back to the crossword, keeping an eye on her, noticing every now and then giving me a sideways glance.

“Did you go anywhere after the flat?”  Again sudden, out of left field.

“No.  Just come straight back here.  Do you want to keep the room for a few days?  See what happens.”

“Sounds like a good idea.  Look, I have to run an errand this morning, unfortunately, it’s not a work matter, so I’ll give you a call on my way back.  You must want to talk to your people and let them know what’s happening if you haven’t already.”

I finished the coffee, folded the paper, and stood.

“At the very least,” I added, “I have to go back into the office and report to Nobbin.  I’m sure he’ll be impressed with the lack of progress.”

“Won’t you run into that other fellow, what’s his name?”

“Severin?”

“Him, yes.”

“I don’t think so.  His name will probably be very high on the ‘we’d like to talk to you’ list if he shows his face.  Anyway, I’ve got your number.”

I deliberately waved the phone where she could see it, and the implication she could probably use it to track my movements.  That might have been the case if there was a sim card in it, and it was similar to the phone she last saw me with.

It was not.

Where I was going, no one was going to follow me or find me.

© Charles Heath 2020

“The Things we do for Love”, the story behind the story

This story has been ongoing since I was seventeen, and just to let you know, I’m 72 this year.

Yes, it’s taken a long time to get it done.

Why, you might ask.

Well, I never gave it much interest because I started writing it after a small incident when I was 17, and working as a book packer for a book distributor in Melbourne

At the end of my first year, at Christmas, the employer had a Christmas party, and that year, it was at a venue in St Kilda.

I wasn’t going to go because at that age, I was an ordinary boy who was very introverted and basically scared of his own shadow and terrified by girls.

Back then, I would cross the street to avoid them

Also, other members of the staff in the shipping department were rough and ready types who were not backwards in telling me what happened, and being naive, perhaps they knew I’d be either shocked or intrigued.

I was both adamant I wasn’t coming and then got roped in on a dare.

Damn!

So, back then, in the early 70s, people looked the other way when it came to drinking, and of course, Dutch courage always takes away the concerns, especially when normally you wouldn’t do half the stuff you wouldn’t in a million years

I made it to the end, not as drunk and stupid as I thought I might be, and St Kilda being a salacious place if you knew where to look, my new friends decided to give me a surprise.

It didn’t take long to realise these men were ‘men about town’ as they kept saying, and we went on an odyssey.  Yes, those backstreet brothels where one could, I was told, have anything they could imagine.

Let me tell you, large quantities of alcohol and imagination were a very bad mix.

So, the odyssey in ‘The things we do’ was based on that, and then the encounter with Diana. Well, let’s just say I learned a great deal about girls that night.

Firstly, not all girls are nasty and spiteful, which seemed to be the case whenever I met one. There was a way to approach, greet, talk to, and behave.

It was also true that I could have had anything I wanted, but I decided what was in my imagination could stay there.  She was amused that all I wanted was to talk, but it was my money, and I could spend it how I liked.

And like any 17-year-old naive fool, I fell in love with her and had all these foolish notions.  Months later, I went back, but she had moved on, to where no one was saying or knew.

Needless to say, I was heartbroken and had to get over that first loss, which, like any 17-year-old, was like the end of the world.

But it was the best hour I’d ever spent in my life and would remain so until I met the woman I have been married to for the last 48 years.

As Henry, he was in part based on a rebel, the son of rich parents who despised them and their wealth, and he used to regale anyone who would listen about how they had messed up his life

If only I’d come from such a background!

And yes, I was only a run away from climbing up the stairs to get on board a ship, acting as a purser.

I worked for a shipping company and they gave their junior staff members an opportunity to spend a year at sea working as a purser on a cargo ship that sailed between Melbourne, Sydney and Hobart in Australia.

One of the other junior staff members’ turn came, and I would visit him on board when he would tell me stories about life on board, the officers, the crew, and other events. These stories, which sounded incredible to someone so impressionable, were a delight to hear.

Alas, by that time, I had tired of office work and moved on to be a tradesman at the place where my father worked.

It proved to be the right move, as that is where I met my wife.  Diana had been right; love would find me when I least expected it.

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The cinema of my dreams – I always wanted to go on a treasure hunt – Episode 88

Here’s the thing…

Every time I close my eyes, I see something different.

I’d like to think the cinema of my dreams is playing a double feature but it’s a bit like a comedy cartoon night on Fox.

But these dreams are nothing to laugh about.

Once again there’s a new installment of an old feature, and we’re back on the treasure hunt.

We have a situation

Home wasn’t home anymore.

I stood inside the front door, as I had many times in the past, but this time it was different.

Maybe it was the near-death experience, maybe I hadn’t been there for a few days, maybe I had irrevocably changed in those few short days.

It seemed that I was someone else, that the old Sam had gone away, and a new version had replaced him.  Had I finally grown up, or was I still reeling from the ordeal and, more likely, mourning the loss of what had been my one true friend.

Right then, it felt like Boggs had never existed, and that Nadia had invaded that space.

Nadia.

Until now, right this moment, I hadn’t really thought about what I was about to do.  Since being in the hospital, every movement I’d made felt mechanical, and someone else was manipulating the controls.

Wanting to leave was a knee-jerk reaction, and one that failed to recognize others may have a role in what happened, like my mother.  I gad completely discounted her because of her association with Benderby, but what if that was no longer the case.

With Alex off the hook, they no longer had to worry about Nadia or what I might say or do, not that there was anything we could do.  I felt for Charlene who literally was between a rock and a hard place, having to compromise her principles to uphold justice and her disappointment in her father.

To be honest, his actions came as a surprise, despite the rumors of corruption.  It didn’t occur to me that it might have been the lesser of the evils, getting Vince off the streets, nobbling the Cossatinos, and to a lesser extent, using the situation as a bargaining chip with the Benderby’s.

But all of that was moot.  Another rumor circulating, according to the newspaper I’d seen at the hotel, was that a third term for the current sheriff was looking unlikely.  It was joined by an interview with Benderby on the construction of a new resort on the mall site.  Noticeably absent were any reports on Boggs, the treasure, or Cossatino.

I considered briefly whether I should go to the newspaper and tell them the whole story.  If he considered it had any element of truth, he’d publish it and be damned, but the thought of how his wife, an Ormiston, would take the news of finding her father, only for the body to disappear, would serve no purpose.  If there was a body, I would not hesitate.

But, now, it was enough to make a decision on what I would do next.  Pack a bag, tell my mother I was leaving, and call Nadia.

It was impossible to fit a lifetime into a bag.  It was fortunate, perhaps, that my situation had not afforded me the luxury of too many possessions, or anything of value.

Even so, what fitted wasn’t much.  I wanted to believe it was going to be a new start, but it seemed like I was just running away, that the problems I was running from would just come with me. 

And, then, there was Nadia.  I was today’s flavor of the month, but would I be in a month, or two? 

That thought was interrupted by the sound of the front door opening.  I stepped onto the passage just as my mother closed the door.

“Sam.  Where have you been?  I’ve been calling, and leaving messages.”

She wasn’t angry, but there was an edge to her tone.  I should have at the very least sent a message to say I was OK.  It didn’t help my phone battery had died.  I’d put it in the recharge, and minutes later continually dinged with missed messages

“I had to get away.  Either that or I would have done something I regretted.  I thought you’d moved in with Benderby.”

“You thought wrong.  This business with Alex.  I remember you told me he was responsible for what happened to you and Nadia, and when I overheard him arguing with his father, I realised you were telling me the truth, and neither of them could be trusted.  I just told him I needed some time to sort out some issues.”

“You’re not going back?”

“No.  What are you going to do?”

“There’s nothing for me here.  I’m not going back to the warehouse, nor do I want to be here anymore.  Not while Alex is put and about.  It’s only a matter of time before he comes after Nadia and I.”

“Then you’re still going to Italy with her.”

“For a while, see how it works out.  You should come too, at least for a holiday, think about what you’re going to do.  Personally, I think you should also leave, start fresh somewhere else.”

“Maybe you’re…”

We both heard the screeching tires of a car coming to a sudden stop outside, followed by the slamming of doors.

Alex not waiting to clean up his mess?

A sudden pounding on the door revised that assessment, if anyone was here to do us harm they would have kicked the door down.

I moved my mother behind me, and the protection of the door as I opened it.

The sheriff.

“We have a situation,” he said in his most serious tone

Warning us the Benderby’s were coming for us?

When neither of us responded, he added, “Elsie Boggs has the Benderby’s at gunpoint at the Blue Circle, and she will only talk to you.”

© Charles Heath 2020-2022

The 2am Rant: I think the asylum is beckoning

I’m sitting at my desk surrounded by any number of scraps of paper with more storylines, written excerpts, parts of stories, and a number of chapters of a work in progress.

Does this happen to anyone else?

The business of writing requires a talent to keep focused on the one project and silence all the other screaming voices in your head, pouring out their side of the story.

But it’s not working.

I try to be determined in my efforts to edit my current completed novel, after letting it ‘rest’ in my head for a few months.

I planned to have some time off, but all of those prisoners in my head started clamouring for my attention.  A story I started some time ago needs revising, another story I wrote last year of NANOWRIMO has come back to haunt me, and characters, well, they’re out in the waiting room, pacing up and down, ready to tell me their life stories.

Is the temporary cure coffee or wine?

Now I think I really do need a holiday

Or a trip to the asylum.  Thank God this is not the early 20th century, or I might never return.  And if it’s named Bellview, it would be just another story to be written.

The Author that went Bonkers!

Does it ever end?

What I learned about writing – You need to manage your time

It’s something that I have never been able to get a handle on, and I seem to stagger from one day to the next without getting anything done.

Over the years many people tried, some with limited success, others completely failing.  I had a boss who once sent me to time management classes and then expected me to manage my time better.  Alas, I can still see her shrugging at the impossibility of it.

The thing is, I’m one of those freeform sorts of people and I guess it goes with the star sign, Gemini.

Yes, I’ve been to quite a few of those time management courses over time, with the books and diaries seeming to want you to time manage your life.  I considered it a bit like micromanagement where your supervisor had access to the diary and put in the work, the estimated time and when it was expected to be finished.  Their idea of managing their expectations in your space.

I didn’t work well with deadlines.

But oddly enough most of the jobs I’ve had over the years have involved time management of one sort or another and I have survived, mostly due to the fact most of my managers had given up.  Stuff got done, more or less on time, so all was well.

Now, in semi-retirement, I really need something to organize my days so something gets done.  As a writer allocating 12 midnight to 2am for writing doesn’t seem to be a good idea.

Unfortunately, it is the best time for me to write.

Is anyone else out there with the same problem, and if so what was your answer to the time management problem?

365 Days of Writing, 2026 – 241/242

Days 241 and 242 – Writing Exercise

It had been a very difficult decision to walk away from what had been my home, and not only my home but that of my brothers and sisters, but my father’s choices, after our mother died, had created an impossible situation.

My father was never the sort of man who never argued or exerted his authority.  He preferred to let his wife, our mother, do everything, and while she was alive and had the best of intentions, everything was fine

Then she got ill and died.  He was like a rudderless ship, drifting in the middle of an empty ocean.  When it became too much, my sister registered him with a group who had all suffered the same malaise.  The loss of a lifelong partner.

That’s where he met Mathilde Watson.

Everything was fine for the first few months.  He got his mojo back, and he’d found another woman who was happy to take charge.

Except …

She was only interested in what she needed for herself and her children, and simply ignored, or made it known in a less-than-subtle manner, made it known that the rest of his family were no longer welcome. 

Within a year, all four of us children by his first marriage had moved out, or more to the point, were forced out, and her three children and her parents had settled in, making themselves at home.

We tried to tell him, but in the end he believed that we were upset that he had found another wife, and didn’t want him to be happy again.  It was pure Mathilde speaking, but in the end, we simply acknowledged that he was not going to change.

Then, that first Christmas we all came back, she had engineered an argument, one I, and the others should have expected, and more to the point, should have known better than to bite, and for myself,  my last words with him were regrettable.  I didn’t stay to hear what the others had said, but our group chat on social media lit up for about a month afterwards

We had all worked hard over subsequent years to repair the damage she had inflicted, but it was too late.

For all of us.

He got ill, and Mathilde deliberately or otherwise managed to make it almost impossible for any of us to see him except at the very end, when we each got a message to come home.

At least all of us had been with him when he died.  Where Mathilde was, no one asked, and we didn’t wait around to find out.

Legal offices were usually austere places, where visits were rare, where I had been once to sign a set of documents at the insistence of my father’s legal representative, a man as old as he was, Ferguson.  I didn’t know of ever had another name.

To be honest I was not sure what they were, I trusted the lawyer and what my father told me, that I didn’t needed to know, just that it was ensuring we emremained a family, despite the new arrangements in his life.  I thought it odd at the time, letting us all be forced away by Mathilde.

I just put it down to strange behaviour we had come to expect from him since Mathilde came into his life.

It was not long after I left home for good, probably not my finest hour, but I had been angry,  and Mathilde, his new wife, was an easy target. I said my piece, and never went back.

Whatever it was, I never gave it another thought.

Until…

I was told he had died.  Mathilde hadn’t informed us, and as little as a few days ago, my sister had phoned him to get a report and had been told by one of her sons he was fine, and not to worry.

Clearly he had been dead for a few weeks.

Ferguson was apologetic that he had been asked by the local police to hold off informing the relatives until they had completed a preliminary investigation.

What was first thought to be death by natural causes was now contentiously labelled a potential murder.  His request was twofold: we all had to meet the Detective in charge of the case, and make a statement that would eliminate us from the investigation.

Clearly it had been communicated to my brother and two sisters because for the next hour the phone lines burned with regret, and a single potential accusation.  If he had been murdered, we knew exactly who did it.

Mathilde.

The other reason for our presence: Ferguson had a letter from our father to read as part of the will.  There were some unusual aspects related to his death that had to be worked through, but Mathilde had been asking for clarification of her position.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t control my resentment, saying that I thought that her position would have been straightforward.  She had coerced him into signing everything over to her.  It was the reason why she had created a hostile environment that none of us wanted any part of.

We could all truthfully say we had no opportunity to coerce him, not that we would.  I may have been disappointed with him and his choices, but I had wanted to believe he was happy.

I said as much to Ferguson.  I also said it was hardly worth my while, that his new family would take everything, and I didn’t ever want to see their gloating faces again.

He countered, saying my attendance would be as a favour to him and out of respect for my father.  He had cared about us, despite what had happened.

It was a matter of whether I wanted to believe it, and I chose not to, but, against my better judgement, I agreed to go.  I had to see the Detective anyway.

… 

Before arriving at Ferguson’s office, we each visited the Detective separately.  It had been suggested that we go together, but my younger brother, a junior lawyer himself, said it would look like we were colluding.

My stay was brief; he took my statement of my movements over the last three months, and any contact I’d had with the household and my father.  That was easy.  None.  He seemed surprised until I summed up the environment.  We were simply not welcome, and he had made no effort to change it.

It seemed selfish and rather pathetic that I hadn’t tried harder, but it was what it was.

Then, prior to the meeting, we met at a cafe nearby.  We were all of the same opinion: the new wife and her family would get everything, and we’d get nothing.  In my mind’s eye I could see her coaxing my father’s hand, creating a will in their favour.

We almost unanimously decided to get up, walk out and go home.  Only a simultaneous text message arriving on our cell phones stopped us.

“Important you be there at the meeting.  All will be revealed in good time.”

I shrugged.

“All in,” I asked.

Three nods.  My older sister Jeanne had the last word: “If that bitch pisses me off, I’m going to punch her lights out.”

I didn’t tell her she would have to get in line.

The meeting room felt crowded and unruly.

Not a surprise

All of Mathilde’s family were there.  Her, her parents, the three children and their spouses and a dozen kids.  Jeanne said they bred like rabbits.  She seemed to know a lot about Mathilde and her tribe, as she called them.

The adults all had the same expressions, the cats who’d eaten the canary and got away with it.  None of them acknowledged us when we arrived, and we just frowned at them.  There were no seats left at the table, so we gathered over by the windows.

Their children did not offer us their seats out of respect. And a conversation between Mathilde and her eldest son was clearly referencing us in derogatory terms.  The laughter was annoying.

And provocative?  Maybe.  But it wasn’t going to get a rise.

That’s when Ferguson came in.

The noise level didn’t abate, nor did he get the respect he deserved.  That’s when I saw him raise his hand and bring it down on the table with such force it caused the water in the jug to ripple.

It got their attention.

“This reading is for Albert’s four children from his first marriage, his second wife, and her three children.  No one else.  I will wait until this room is cleared before continuing.

“They are family.”  Mathilde sounded and looked offended.

“That may be, but your husband made a specific request about who may attend.  If you want to argue your case, get a lawyer and I’ll see you in court.  Otherwise, clear the room.”

I, for one, wouldn’t take issue with him.  He looked as angry as I felt.

Ferguson 1, Mathilde 0.

Her parents gathered up the children and left as requested.  A sullen silence settled over the room.  We sat at the end of the table, as far away from Mathilde and her children as we could get.

They had never accepted us as family, and all had been openly hostile towards us, mostly when our father was not home.

Mathilde glanced in our direction, then glared at Ferguson.  “What are they doing here?  They’re no longer family.  They abandoned their father, and if anyone is responsible for killing him, they are “

Ferguson glared back.  If she thought she could intimidate him, he was not a tall or heavy man, not like her sons; she was wrong.

He kept the stare going for nearly a minute until she began to squirm, when he fired the question, “Your opinion, if I get your meaning, is that you believe someone killed Albert?”

“I wouldn’t put it past them.”

Jeanne went slightly pink in the face, and I knew from experience that she was a sure sign she was about to explode.  “Not your first rodeo, eh Mathilde, trying to shift the blame.  Or should I call you Margaret?”

“What are you….”  Mathilde was gaining some colour as well.

Jeanne held up her phone.  “Detective Mandon, whom I know you are aware is investigating the suspicious death of my father,” with emphasis on the word ‘my’, “was extremely interested in the documents I gave him relating to another similar case in Ohio.  That’s where you said you came from.”

“Whatever you think you know, you’re wrong; jealousy and spite will get you nowhere.”

Jeanne put her phone down.  “You know his death is suspicious, and you’re deflecting.  Only someone with something to hide would do that.  You should have just sat there and shut up.”

She went to reply when her son, sitting next to her, put out a restraining hand and whispered in her ear.  She shook his hand off, but didn’t speak.

Ferguson looked at the combatants, calculating what it would take if a fight broke out.  Then, “The terms of the will are quite specific. If anyone sitting at this table had anything to do with Albert’s death, there’s nothing for you.”

He looked straight at Mathilde.  “You’ve been far from cooperative with the police.  You have made the claim that you should be compensated because, in your own words, ‘I have spent nearly every hour of every day for the last three months looking after him’.  Two points arise from that: the first, that no one, and especially the four children you are accusing, could have, nor anyone else, got near enough to give him a glass of water, let alone poison.  The other, again by your own admission, only you could have administered it.”

The son put another restraining hand on her and stopped her from removing it.  “You are twisting her words.”

“So you are admitting your mother lied.”

“Now you’re twisting my words.”

“No.  You just didn’t think things through before you wrote it down.”

Mathilde was now past angry.  Which, for someone who wanted to prove she was the loving and caring partner, certainly seemed agitated when the contrary was presented.

“You cooked this circus up together, didn’t you?”

My turn.  “Why didn’t you tell us when our father died?  In fact, when Jeanne called a few days after we now know he had died, one of your sons said he was still alive, and for us not to worry about him.”

She looked at her son, and he shrugged

“You got your dates mixed up.”

Jeanne, now strangely calm, said,  “I recorded the conversation, timestamped and filed away, with every other call I made.  Your son lied.  Why?”

She thought about what she would say, probably for the first time, and decided silence was a better option.

“Perhaps I might have an answer for you,” I said.  “You needed the time to try and empty the bank accounts before notifying the bank of his death.  The problem is, you couldn’t because he had to verify the transactions, a secondary process you were not aware of.  I’m guessing you saw the confirmation request but couldn’t bluff your way through it.  You knew he had several investment accounts, but he only granted you access to the everyday working account and a capped credit card.  If you killed him for his money, you failed.”

Her expression said all we needed to know.  It must have been hell in that house when she discovered she couldn’t get her hands on the main prize, about 30 million dollars.  I shuddered to think what the state of his study was after all of them ransacked it for evidence of his riches.  The paperwork would have been there somewhere, and he would not have had time to go cold before the search began.

How did I know this possible scenario?  The notifications the bank sent my father asking for his confirmation also came to me.  It was then I realised what those papers I’d signed meant.  I dug them out of the bottom of a proverbial shoebox and read them.

That’s when I realised something had happened.  He may not have been dead at the time, but totally incapacitated.  I was the only other signatory who could authorise her withdrawals.  It told me he hadn’t really trusted her completely.

“If I go home and have a look in his study, I’m willing to bet you ripped it apart looking for his access codes.  The thing is, he never wrote them down.  They died with him.”

She may have just worked out how to control her expression, but the boys hadn’t.  That house would now be little more than a rubbish tip.

Mathilde regained some composure, enough to say, “You asked us here to tell us what’s in the will.  My family needs some clarity about what arrangements he set in place for me.”

“Very well.  We’ll presume the assumption of innocence for all for the moment.  In normal circumstances, the will is quite simple in its provisions.”

An almost smug look returned to her face.

“It is important to note, before I read those provisions, the arrangements that were made some years ago, just after the death of his first wife and before he met and married you.”  Ferguson looked pointedly at Mathilde.  “At that time he decided to create a family trust, and then deposited the main investments and part of the funds from the sale of the house and several other properties into it.”

He paused, maybe to let that sink in, or to take a sigh of relief.  I remembered overhearing a conversation he had with our father over his finances, and the need to set up a trust to protect what he had and to provide for those he deemed worthy of an inheritance.

“He also created a working account where his share of the dividends from the trust’s investments were to be directed.  A few months later he transferred ownership of the trust to his four original children.”

It was a surprise to the other three, and until I got the requests for authorisation, I was equally in the dark.  Our father and Ferguson would have managed it without needing to defer to us, and his managers hip would have lapsed on his death

“What does all that mean?”  The smug look had gone, and the calculating mind had kicked in.

“It means Albert’s estate amounts to about a hundred and twenty-two thousand dollars.  The house was leased from the trust to him for a peppercorn rent as long as he lived.  Your continuing to rent the property will be at the discretion of the trustees.  Bear in mind that a tenant inspection is being carried out while you are here, as provided in the conditions of the rental agreement, and if the damages to the house exceed 5,000 dollars, you will be issued a notice of eviction.”

“You can’t do that.  He promised us he would look after us.”

“You didn’t ask the appropriate questions and made assumptions.  The rental agreement was made in his name.  He asked you if you wanted to be included on the lease agreement, but you declined.  If your name was on the rental agreement, it would be a different situation.”

“So, what do we get?”

“The car, and each a share of the 122 thousand or so in the working account and an investment account in both your names.  He had nothing else.”

One of the sons said, “And the dividends from the trusts.”

“Unfortunately, that money was at the discretion of the trustees, in his name only, and an arrangement made before you met him.  The agreement he signed with the trust was a contract of employment, which ceased on his death.  There will be some clean-up disbursements, vacation pay and possibly a bonus, but nothing significant.”

“And that’s it?”

“I’m afraid so.”

“We’ll sue.”  One of the other sons, probably the first time he looked as if he was paying attention, spoke.  “There’s no way at least half of whatever is in that trust is ours.  It has to be worth millions.  He was filthy rich.  You said he was the one with the money.”

Ferguson’s phone vibrated on the desk beside the file.  He picked up the phone and checked it, reading what must have been a text.  There was just a hint of a smile.

“If you decide to sue, which is your right, of course, any bequests will be withdrawn, and we can argue our case in court.”

There were raised voices outside the office, and when we looked through the windows looking out over the foyer, there were two uniformed police officers and two detectives.

“The tox report had come back, and as I understand it, Albert died from slow poisoning. I’m not sure what the details are, but the police have searched the house and found evidence which they need you to explain how and why it’s there, and why it is in some of the food you kept in the freezer.”

Mathilde looked at the eldest son.

“What?  It’s not my fault.”

“Shut up, you fool.”

The detective was ushered in, and without another word, we left, as all four of them immediately said they would not be cooperating until they called their lawyer.

I was positive Ferguson was not going to represent them.

The menagerie that was Mathilde’s family was rounded up and taken away.  Ferguson was glad to see the last of them.

Legally, we had known about the trust, if push came to shove, but the reality was Ferguson kept all of the letters, documents and correspondence at his office.

Our father didn’t want to burden us with complications of investing money or managing properties. Now? Perhaps we would have to.

It was a tidy sum, and we could draw a large income from the trust if we chose.  None of it could go to his new family.  They were only entitled to a share of his assistance and the time of the wedding.

It was watertight and could not be contested.

And if she, or any of them, were convicted of murder, then it was a moot point.

Jeanne’s final remark: “She was, after all said and done, just a gold digger.  All of them. I think we owe a great deal of thanks to Mr Ferguson for his diligence in protecting us from that dreadful woman and her family.”

Even so, I had a feeling we had not seen the last of Mathilde Watson.

©  Charles Heath  2026

If I only had one day to stop over in – Madrid – what would I do?

One Day in Madrid? Make It Unforgettable With a Single Stop at The Prado Museum

You’ve just landed in Spain’s bustling capital for a brief, 24‑hour layover. The clock’s ticking, the city’s energy is buzzing, and you want one experience that captures the soul of Madrid without feeling rushed.

Answer: Spend the heart of your day at the Museo Nacional del Prado—the world‑renowned art palace that is, in a nutshell, the cultural heartbeat of the city.

Below is a full‑fledged guide that shows why the Prado is the ideal “one‑place” itinerary, how to squeeze the most out of your visit, and where to refuel before and after your artistic pilgrimage.


1. Why the Prado Beats All Other Options

FactorHow the Prado Excels
Iconic StatusThe Prado houses over 8,600 works, including masterpieces by Velázquez, Goya, El Greco, Bosch, and Titian. It’s the museum that put Madrid on the global art map.
Central LocationSituated on Paseo del Prado, a UNESCO‑listed boulevard, it’s a short 10‑minute walk from Puerta del Sol, Atocha, and the historic centre. Perfect for quick transit.
Time‑EfficientYou can see the museum’s “highlights route” in ~2‑3 hours—an expertly curated path that ensures you don’t miss the crown jewels.
AtmosphereThe 19th‑century neoclassical building, marble staircases, and tranquil courtyards provide a serene escape from the city’s hustle—a perfect micro‑retreat during a layover.
Culinary BonusRight outside the museum are historic cafés (e.g., Café de Oriente and Café Montalbán) where you can savor a quick bite of Madrid’s famous tapas and café con leche.

In short, the Prado gives you art, architecture, history, and a taste of local life—all in one compact, easily reachable location.


2. Practicalities: Getting There & Getting In

ItemDetails
Nearest MetroLine 2 (Red) – Banco de España (2‑minute walk) or Line 1 (Light Blue) – Atocha (5‑minute walk).
Entrance Ticket€15 (adult) – includes free entry to the Royal Botanical Garden (a bonus if you have extra minutes).
Free entry on Monday‑Thursday evenings (19:00‑21:00) and on the last Saturday of each month (09:00‑14:00).
Skip‑the‑Line OptionsBuy tickets online in advance (PDF or QR code). The “Fast‑Track” ticket (€18) gives you a dedicated entry line—worth it if you land during peak tourist hours (10:00‑12:00).
Opening Hours10:00‑20:00 (Tue‑Sat), 10:00‑19:00 (Sun, Mon). Closed on Tuesdays.
Time Needed2‑3 hours for the “Highlights Route.” Add a 30‑minute coffee break if you wish.

Pro tip: If your layover lands early in the morning, head straight to the museum as soon as you clear customs. The first hour (10:00‑11:00) is usually the quietest.


3. The “Highlights Route” – A 2‑Hour Guided Walkthrough

  1. “Las Meninas” – Diego Velázquez (1656)
    Why: The quintessential Spanish masterpiece; a study in perspective and courtly intrigue.
  2. “The Garden of Earthly Delights” – Hieronymus Bosch (c. 1490‑1510)
    Why: A surreal trip through heaven, earth, and hell that sparks conversation.
  3. “The Third of May 1808” – Francisco Goya (1814)
    Why: Goya’s powerful anti‑war statement—emotionally resonant and instantly recognisable.
  4. “The Annunciation” – Fra Angelico (c. 1435)
    Why: A glimpse of early Renaissance serenity amidst the Baroque grandeur.
  5. “The Adoration of the Magi” – Titian (c. 1518)
    Why: Shows the museum’s breadth—Italian Renaissance at its vibrant best.

How to navigate: Pick up a free Map of “Highlights” at the information desk, or download the official Prado app (offline mode works with Wi‑Fi). The route is clearly signposted and takes you clockwise through the main halls, minimizing back‑track.


4. Lunch (or “Tapas‑break”) – Eat Like a Madrileño

SpotWhat to TryWhy It Fits
Café Montalbán (inside the museum’s foyer)Tortilla de Patatas + Café con lecheQuick, high‑quality Spanish staple, just steps from your next gallery.
Mercado de San Miguel (5‑minute walk)Jamón ibéricocroquetaspimientos de padrónA foodie market with a lively atmosphere—perfect for a post‑museum stroll.
Casa Lucio (near Plaza Mayor, 10‑minute walk)Huevos rotos (broken eggs over ham)A classic Madrid dish if you have a little extra time and want to feel truly local.

If you’re watching the clock, a tapas platter at the market paired with a glass of vermut (a favourite Madrileño apéritif) will keep you under an hour.


5. Making the Most of Your Remaining Hours

Time SlotSuggested Activity
After the Prado (≈14:00‑15:30)Take a leisurely 15‑minute walk through the Retiro Park—pop into the Crystal Palace or rent a rowboat on the pond.
Early Evening (≈16:00‑18:00)Wander the Puerta del Sol and Plaza Mayor for a quick photo op and a final espresso.
If your flight is late (≥20:00)Return to the museum for the free evening session (19:00‑21:00) for a quieter, candle‑lit experience.

6. Insider Hacks – Avoid the “Layover Stress”

  1. Pack Light, Travel Smart – Use a small, anti‑theft day‑bag; large luggage can’t go inside the museum.
  2. Carry a Portable Charger – You’ll likely rely on the Prado app and digital tickets.
  3. Mind the “Siesta” – Some smaller cafés close around 14:30‑15:30; plan your main meal before then.
  4. Reserve a Taxi or ride-share in advance for the airport ride back—Madrid’s traffic can surge during rush hour (17:00‑19:00).
  5. Check Flight‑Status Alerts – Keep an eye on any gate changes; the museum is only a 20‑minute metro ride from both Barajas (T4) and Atocha stations.

7. The Takeaway: One Place, Endless Memories

A one‑day stopover in Madrid can feel like a sprint through a bustling metropolis. By centring your adventure around the Museo Nacional del Prado, you:

  • Absorb a micro‑history of Spain (from the Golden Age to modernism) in a single, inspiring venue.
  • Stay centrally located, allowing easy transitions to Madrid’s other iconic sites if time permits.
  • Enjoy a seamless blend of culture, cuisine, and convenience—the three pillars of any perfect travel day.

So, when the aeroplane doors open and the city’s pulse beckons, head straight for the Prado. Walk the halls where centuries of genius converse, sip a café in a historic courtyard, and leave Madrid with a story you’ll retell for years—all in a single unforgettable day.


Happy travels, and may your Madrid layover be as vibrant as a Velázquez brushstroke!

In a word: Cell

For those who break the law, they will be very familiar with the meaning of the word cell.  It’s a room a jail, not very big, with an uncomfortable bed, and no sharp edges.

And I’m sure the prisoners are not supplied with knives so they can dig through the mortar and remove bricks on their way to the great escape.  That, I’m sure only happens at the movies.

A cell can also be a building block in the creation of humans, animals, fish, and plants.  No doubt there are a million other things that require cells.

Perhaps the most interesting aspect of this cellular activity is whether or not there is life, and therefore cells, on Mars.  I’m guessing we’ll have to wait a little longer to find out.

We can have a cell phone, which in some parts of the world is also the name of a mobile phone.

Don’t get me started on what I think of cell phones, or how intrusive they are on our everyday lives, the number of people who seem to be continually glued to the screen, or how many near misses there are in the street and crossing the road.

On the other hand cell phones in the hands of a writer are very useful because when we get flashes of story or plotlines in one of those once awkward moments, we can now jot it down on a cell phone scribbling pad.

A cell can also be used to describe a smaller unit within a larger organisation, or, if you are a thriller writer who dabbles in espionage, you will be very familiar with the concept of a sleeper cell.

Who knows, in reality, there might be some living next door to us and we would never know.  Oops, been watching too much television again.

Digging deeper into the more obscure definitions of the word cell, we come up with a single transparent sheet that has a single drawing on it, one of many that make up an animated film, or film.  If a film runs at 32 frames per second, that means there are 32 cells.

There are fuel cells

There are dry cell batteries

And as a general warning, don’t go too near cell towers or you will be a victim of radiation that might be extremely harmful to your health.